McSwaggins wrote: »What happened to him that made him cry this much? Poor guy
McSwaggins wrote: »What happened to him that made him cry this much? Poor guy
I think we passed his pile of bones an hour ago in the AD sewer area...Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »Abram Lorkhan was a master duelist. He fought bravely and skillfully but one day, he started losing duel after duel. His opponents used the same skills as he but their armor seemed stronger, their weapons hit harder. Lorkhan thought he was cursed, so he sought out an old wizard named Zos the Marketer.
"You gear is too old!" Zos the Marketer told him. "Your weapons, and especially your jewelry are not as powerful as the foe's you fight against."
"But I like my Ravager rings, my Dreugh King amulet and my Masters Greatsword." Lorkhan protested. "Can you tell me how to find more powerful versions of these items?"
The crafty old wizard cackled wildly. "Ravager what? Master's who? I have never heard of these strange items! But I do know of a place you can go to get brand new items. Items of great power"
"Tell me more" Lorkhan implored.
"Well first you pay me 2500 crowns, then you crawl into a sewer, there you will find the items you seek."
Bewildered, Lorkhan paid the wizard and descended into the sewers.
He has never been seen since.
But sometimes....., if you are brave enough to venture into the sewers yourself, you can hear faint crying in the distance.
Moans that sound like "Just one more bloody claw, just 3 more teeth, then I'll leave this awful place for good."
Prof_Bawbag wrote: »If these forums are anything to go by, it's because ZoS nerf'd all his skills. He's particularly salty about getting his perma block nerf'd
Yolokin_Swagonborn wrote: »Abram Lorkhan was a master duelist. He fought bravely and skillfully but one day, he started losing duel after duel. His opponents used the same skills as he but their armor seemed stronger, their weapons hit harder. Lorkhan thought he was cursed, so he sought out an old wizard named Zos the Marketer.
"You gear is too old!" Zos the Marketer told him. "Your weapons, and especially your jewelry are not as powerful as the foe's you fight against."
"But I like my Ravager rings, my Dreugh King amulet and my Masters Greatsword." Lorkhan protested. "Can you tell me how to find more powerful versions of these items?"
The crafty old wizard cackled wildly. "Ravager what? Master's who? I have never heard of these strange items! But I do know of a place you can go to get brand new items. Items of great power"
"Tell me more" Lorkhan implored.
"Well first you pay me 2500 crowns, then you crawl into a sewer, there you will find the items you seek."
Bewildered, Lorkhan paid the wizard and descended into the sewers.
He has never been seen since.
But sometimes....., if you are brave enough to venture into the sewers yourself, you can hear faint crying in the distance.
Moans that sound like "Just one more bloody claw, just 3 more teeth, then I'll leave this awful place for good."