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Should Tamriel have BACON?

  • MissBizz
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Rosveen wrote: »
    I don't eat bacon. I have an in-game pet pig and she's my friend. If any of you barbarians touch her, I will kill and eat you.

    I wouldn't say no to brownies, though. Is there chocolate in Tamriel? There should be.

    Don't worry @rosveen. I spoke up early on in the thread to ensure our hoppy piga are safe :)
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  • newtinmpls
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Fun fact: human meat is often referred to as long pork , so it would kind of be appropriate :)

    And this should be found anywhere there is slavery.....
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  • Armitas
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Those who didn't vote for bacon clearly have a learn to food issue.
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  • Cookiethief
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    I'd rather have cookies
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Rosveen wrote: »
    I don't eat bacon. I have an in-game pet pig and she's my friend. If any of you barbarians touch her, I will kill and eat you.

    I wouldn't say no to brownies, though. Is there chocolate in Tamriel? There should be.

    Have no fear, we will not harm your pet

    Umm and...Bosmer by chance?


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    This was recently discovered...
    May I present and alternate solution?

    Bacon Cookies.

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    Edited by Xendyn on September 16, 2015 11:19PM
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  • Waseem
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    No! Ewww...pigs
    the obsession over a dead pig's meat >.> meh !
  • Asherons_Call
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    My dogs ears just perked up. BACON????

    The yes votes are overwhelming! I looked in the no votes but didn't see smurf though. Maybe he hasn't voted yet
  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Waseem wrote: »
    the obsession over a dead pig's meat >.> meh !
    Well you wouldn't want us to obsess over a live pig's meat, would you? >:)
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  • Enodoc
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Here is Bacon:
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  • chevalierknight
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    Not voting as we allready do ham is bacon
  • PBpsy
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
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    Bacon Cake.

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  • Rosveen
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    I'd rather have cookies
    Not voting as we allready do ham is bacon
    Ham isn't bacon - and we don't have ham in the game. You probably meant to say pork?
  • Cillion3117
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Bacon is awesome! I don't care what universe you're in.
  • Tannakaobi
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    No! Ewww...pigs
    I just voted no as I thought I'd be the only one. Apparently not...

    I love Bacon really. But not that rubbish Americans call bacon!
  • Weberda
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    "Bacon" used to be the AD battle cry on Thornblade. I kinda miss those days.......
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  • AlienSlof
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Because bacon!
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  • Ravici
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    You are wrong on several counts!

    Firstly, this is not a question. It is a statement!

    Secondly, your word order is incorrect.

    Tamriel should have bacon!

    See? A slight change of word order and an exclamation instead of question mark solves the whole issue ;)
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  • WldKarde
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Just say YES to Bacon! B)

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  • Belidos
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    May I present and alternate solution?

    Bacon Cookies.

    bacon_chocolate_chip_cookies_with_maple_cinnamon_glaze_zpsa7xayjsj.png

    I see your cookies and raise you six egg and bacon cupcakes!

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    Nothing and no one should ever be without bacon, it's blasphemous.
    Edited by Belidos on September 17, 2015 3:06PM
  • Menelaos
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Yes, fix Bacon naaoooo! B)
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  • Belidos
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Not voting as we allready do ham is bacon

    Ham is a completely different cut of meat to bacon, it's cured in a completely different ay, it's prepared in a different way, it's cooked in a different way and it's even eaten in a different way, ham is not bacon.
  • BabeestorGor
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    I'd rather have cookies
    Any game that has a Roast Pig recipe clearly doesn't understand porcine cuisine.
    As a vegetarian there was an obvious choice for me but bacon is one of the few meats that would tempt me to stop being a veggie.
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  • Moonshadow66
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    With scrambled eggs, please ;)

    Btw (not bacon but ESO food related), I found some of these "Orcish Bratwurst on Bun" recipes, is "Bratwurst" also a word used in the English language? Because that's a German word.. like Sauerkraut, or Gesundheit, or Kindergarten (which are used by Americans). I'm German myself, so I'm just curious^^
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  • Rosveen
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    I'd rather have cookies
    Any game that has a Roast Pig recipe clearly doesn't understand porcine cuisine.
    As a vegetarian there was an obvious choice for me but bacon is one of the few meats that would tempt me to stop being a veggie.
    Have you ever tried it? I know it's like the holy grail of food for some people (if you believe the internet), but while I know many wonderful, delicious types of meat, I don't like bacon at all.
  • Belidos
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    With scrambled eggs, please ;)

    Btw (not bacon but ESO food related), I found some of these "Orcish Bratwurst on Bun" recipes, is "Bratwurst" also a word used in the English language? Because that's a German word.. like Sauerkraut, or Gesundheit, or Kindergarten (which are used by Americans). I'm German myself, so I'm just curious^^

    Bratwurst is used all over the world because bratwurst is the name of a specific type of German sausage so the word doesn't get translated. Just like pepperoni is an Italian word but is still peperoni in German, or Bolognese doesn't translate, and snickers would still be snickers in German, and so on.
    Edited by Belidos on September 17, 2015 4:11PM
  • Moonshadow66
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Belidos wrote: »
    With scrambled eggs, please ;)

    Btw (not bacon but ESO food related), I found some of these "Orcish Bratwurst on Bun" recipes, is "Bratwurst" also a word used in the English language? Because that's a German word.. like Sauerkraut, or Gesundheit, or Kindergarten (which are used by Americans). I'm German myself, so I'm just curious^^

    Bratwurst is used all over the world because bratwurst is the name of a specific type of German sausage so the word doesn't get translated. Just like pepperoni is an Italian word but is still peperoni in German, or Bolognese doesn't translate, and snickers would still be snickers in German, and so on.

    Oh ok, I wasn't even aware that it's a specific German sausage, this makes sense then^^ Thanks for your reply :)
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  • newtinmpls
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Tannakaobi wrote: »
    I just voted no as I thought I'd be the only one. Apparently not...

    I love Bacon really. But not that rubbish Americans call bacon!

    I'm curious as to the difference. As an American, I love thin sliced crispy bacon served still hot after parking briefly on paper towels to get the worst of the grease off (because frying bacon SHOULD render a pan of grease).

    I've seen thicker sliced bacon, but its not crispy enough
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    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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  • Belidos
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Tannakaobi wrote: »
    I just voted no as I thought I'd be the only one. Apparently not...

    I love Bacon really. But not that rubbish Americans call bacon!

    I'm curious as to the difference. As an American, I love thin sliced crispy bacon served still hot after parking briefly on paper towels to get the worst of the grease off (because frying bacon SHOULD render a pan of grease).

    I've seen thicker sliced bacon, but its not crispy enough

    Standard American bacon is cut from the belly, English bacon and most EU bacon is from the back, it's a very different flavour, American has a lot more fat in it and thus a more fatty taste so doesn't need to be smoked and cured whereas most English bacon will be either smoked or cured to give it flavour. In the UK we do also have a similar bacon to the American type which we call streaky bacon.

    Canadian bacon on the left, American bacon/Streaky Bacon top right and English/Danish bacon bottom right.
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    Edited by Belidos on September 17, 2015 4:29PM
  • Alucardo
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    BACON should be an ingredient in eso for provisioning legendary food. BACON.

    P.S: BACON
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