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Should Tamriel have BACON?

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Xendyn
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Tamriel appears to be sadly lacking in a staple of culinary goodness...Bacon!
We have pigs, why no bacon? So the question I put to you, kind readers, is whether there should be some yummy, crunchy bacon in future recipes in ESO.
Edited by Xendyn on September 16, 2015 9:54PM
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Should Tamriel have BACON? 181 votes

Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
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No! Ewww...pigs
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I'd rather have cookies
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    There is no good reason to not have this delectable food in our characters bellies.
    We want Bacon!
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • notimetocare
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    Basic question is basic...
  • MyM16sHot
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    They should have bacon in game and call it 'Humanoid treats'.
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  • MissBizz
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Of course, the adorable bristlegut pigs would be safe from this action...

    So yes, let there be bacon for all of Tamriel!
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  • BeardLumber
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    May I present and alternate solution?

    Bacon Cookies.

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  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Can we have bacon cookies?

    OK, true story time. They say everything is better with bacon, and there was a time when I probably would have agreed. That was before I tried bacon mints. Bacon and mint do not go together. Trust me on that one. Or find out on your own, but don't say I didn't warn you.
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  • BeardLumber
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Can we have bacon cookies?

    That's two votes for bacon cookies.
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    I never thought of bacon cookies lol
    Those actually look good.
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  • Auricle
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
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  • Violynne
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    What are you talking about? The game does have bacon. It's clearly labeled "Pork".

    Just grab it, strip it, and cook it. :smiley:
  • wayfarerx
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Don't forget drinks! Bacon lovers need regen too.
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  • Tankqull
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    yes bacon!!

    https://youtu.be/QvlRNPyYhpM
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Violynne wrote: »
    What are you talking about? The game does have bacon. It's clearly labeled "Pork".

    Just grab it, strip it, and cook it. :smiley:

    But...applewood smoked...and hickory...and peppered
    Tankqull wrote: »
    yes bacon!!

    https://youtu.be/QvlRNPyYhpM

    That just may become dinner tonight lol
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  • Stranglehands
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
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  • Elsir
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Everything should have bacon. Even bacon should have bacon on its bacon.
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  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
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    Fun fact today 9/16/2015 is national hamburger day..... GO MEAT !!!!!
  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.

    I'm picturing you trying this for some reason... ;)
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  • Auricle
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.


    Oh, it exists.

    Last fall I went to a pop up dinner in which the theme was "Order of Good Cheer" (a french colonial tradition from the 1600s when Canada was first being settled) and one of the dishes was a spiced pumpkin tart with blackberry sauce and braised rabbit.

    It was AMAZING.
  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Xendyn wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.

    I'm picturing you trying this for some reason... ;)
    Not going to lie, I'm kind of considering it. I've only cooked rabbit once before, but I'm somewhat convinced I can find a way to make this work.

    Edit: actually, there are a few ESO recipes I've considered trying to bring to the real world. Perhaps one day I will and I'll post the results...
    Edited by UrQuan on September 16, 2015 10:28PM
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  • Xendyn
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Auricle wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.


    Oh, it exists.

    Last fall I went to a pop up dinner in which the theme was "Order of Good Cheer" (a french colonial tradition from the 1600s when Canada was first being settled) and one of the dishes was a spiced pumpkin tart with blackberry sauce and braised rabbit.

    It was AMAZING.

    Lol, now I know he's going to try it.
    But you must add....BACON!!
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  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Auricle wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stranglehands wrote: »
    "punkin bunny" made me google to find out if there's such a thing as rabbit and pumpkin pie in real life. apparently there is not
    ..........yet.


    Oh, it exists.

    Last fall I went to a pop up dinner in which the theme was "Order of Good Cheer" (a french colonial tradition from the 1600s when Canada was first being settled) and one of the dishes was a spiced pumpkin tart with blackberry sauce and braised rabbit.

    It was AMAZING.
    With blackberry sauce? OK, that actually sounds like it would work really well... Damn, I might really have to try this.
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  • Auricle
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Xendyn wrote: »

    Lol, now I know he's going to try it.
    But you must add....BACON!!


    Agreed. Bacon makes everything better. I mean, maybe we'll all die from heart attacks, but at least we'll go with a smile on our lips.
  • Rosveen
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    I'd rather have cookies
    I don't eat bacon. I have an in-game pet pig and she's my friend. If any of you barbarians touch her, I will kill and eat you.

    I wouldn't say no to brownies, though. Is there chocolate in Tamriel? There should be.
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  • Leandor
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    Alas, it is not to be. Tamriel lacks sufficient amounts of sodium nitrite.
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  • Shimmer
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    I had a vegan friend who referred to bacon as "the gateway meat".


    EVERYthing is better with bacon. Stay away from my bristlegut piggie!
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  • UrQuan
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Rosveen wrote: »
    I don't eat bacon. I have an in-game pet pig and she's my friend. If any of you barbarians touch her, I will kill and eat you.
    Fun fact: human meat is often referred to as long pork , so it would kind of be appropriate :)
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  • BigM
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Tamriel appears to be sadly lacking in a staple of culinary goodness...Bacon!
    We have pigs, why no bacon? So the question I put to you, kind readers, is whether there should be some yummy, crunchy bacon in future recipes in ESO.

    Yes and it has to be in the Muslim areas. :smiley:
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  • Taleof2Cities
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    Yes! Who doesn't love Bacon!
    notimetocare wrote: »
    Basic question is basic...

  • Darkrosesus
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    Bacon sweetrolls need to be a thing.
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