Took an arrow in the knee... (Your funny quotes here!)

KhajiitiLizard · September 2015

"Put some pants on you sot!"

Asherons_Call · September 2015

Oh man I forget the exact quote but there is a nord out in the middle of nowhere that goes on a rant about mushrooms. Every time I'm in the area I make a detour to go see him

afgncaap7 · September 2015

"I just cleaned my armor. I miss the bloodstains already." - Nord pact guard.

Avonna · September 2015

if i was getting smart with you, how would you know?

BenevolentBowd · September 2015

"I need another drink like I need another head in the hole" - Windhelm reveller

Vraneon · September 2015

Was from a Bangkorai guard, not sure if I remember it correctly but it went like this:

"Want to loose 10 pounds of useless meat? Just chop off your head."

Elektrakosh · September 2015

"Need to oil mother soon... Get all the hard to reach places..." ~Cicero.

"You know what they say: When life gives you lemons...go murder a clown." - Festus from The Dark Brotherhood

Nic727 · December 2015

So, because the meme thread is really funny, I just want to make this one alive again!

Ffastyl · December 2015

Vraneon wrote: »

Was from a Bangkorai guard, not sure if I remember it correctly but it went like this:

"Want to loose 10 pounds of useless meat? Just chop off your head."

"Want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat? I'd be happy to chop off your head!"
Can't hear it clearly enough to discern if it's "I'd" or "I'll." Either fit, clearly.

"Running at the mouth is not the best way to exercise."

"Go tusk yourself."

"Mind the lava. You look flammable."