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will you be my wife?
Taylor21554
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I would like a wife for ring of Mara. I need a wife that likes to cook and collect all recipes. Must make me food for dungeons and PvP. Must be able to skin fish for perfect roe. Preferably a khajit or high elf. Pls don't be really talkative ( I will ignore you ) and preferably a girl in real life that lives in eastern time zone. I don't have enough money so u gonna have to buy your own ring, sorry. And no honeymoon.
Pls reply with details included if you think you might qualify.
will take a guy but last resort. ...
Pls reply with details included if you think you might qualify.
will take a guy but last resort. ...
"help I've fallen,and I can't get up!"
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PBpsy✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭NO. BUT I WILL BE YOUR POSSESSIVE,DOMINANT AND SOMEWHAT ABUSIVE YET NEGLECTING CHEATING HUSBAND.
Edited by PBpsy on August 23, 2015 9:19PMESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)6 -
Taylor21554✭✭Forgot. Must do dishes and wash my light armor. Aka pay for repair bills"help I've fallen,and I can't get up!"1
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Tholian1✭✭✭✭✭
✭No honeymoon? City of Ash seems like it would be a nice moment of bonding for ESO newlyweds.
Unless you are vampires.PS4 Pro NA0 -
Darlgon✭✭✭✭✭
✭You two should marry.
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/210039/looking-for-a-wife-in-eso#latestPower level to CP160 in a week:
Where is the end game? You just played it.
Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
Where is new content? Sigh.1 -
BabeestorGor✭✭✭✭Hah, my characters have 2 men (mule alts) in their life already who do all the fetching and carrying and never get to go anywhere interesting.Babeester Gor is the Axe Goddess, the Implacable Anger, the Avenging Daughter and the Earth Guardian.
Vriddi gra-Yildnarz, Dragonknight and Smith
Myrvanwe, Sorcerer and Enchanter
Tsajirra, Nightblade and Clothier
Vilvyni Indarys, Dragonknight and Woodworker
Arielle Alouette, Templar and Provisioner
Fishes in Troubled Waters, Nightblade and Alchemist
Shanika Some Long Title I'd Change If I Could, Templar and Aspirant Jeweller
Pippi Longhorn, Nightblade, Ne'er-do-well, and "Tribute" character
EU PC.0 -
Lenikus✭✭✭✭✭Hmm... I'm a very cute Khajiit, and I can pretend to be a girl, that counts?... Mai cave. >:30 -
Tandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Given their approach to guilds, I think ZOS should allow you to have up to 5 wives. The OP's demands might not be considered so excessive if the duties could be divvied up between them.1 -
BlueViolet✭✭✭✭✭The OP made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my coffee.Akavir_Sentinel wrote: »Where do I sign up?
Gorgeous! A stunning bride.
( Bet you had to buy your own dress too )
Edit - The sad faced emote, and the "guy as a last resort" only made me laugh harder. Awesome post.
Edited by BlueViolet on August 23, 2015 11:30PMEU / NA / PC0 -
CGPsaint✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Let's do this. I'm a cooking, cleaning, baby-making machine... Ok, so maybe I don't cook or clean, but hot damn I'm sexy, and my sneak is on point with my camo dress!
"Some enjoy bringing grief to others. They remind M'aiq of mudcrabs—horrible creatures, with no redeeming qualities."3 -
Artfuldodger✭✭✭Worst obvious internet troll is worst obvious internet troll
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
-Johnny Depp1 -
robwolf666✭✭✭✭✭Y'know, I was going to tell you all about my High Elf, but she was sooooo insulted at the notion of having to buy her own ring, ("what a cheap *bleep*", were her words), that she threatened to turn me in to a horker if I introduced you.Edited by robwolf666 on August 24, 2015 9:59AM1
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robwolf666✭✭✭✭✭CheeseDivinity wrote: »Is marriage really worth the extra xp?
Given that it's only 10%, the same as an ESO subscription, and that makes very little difference, I'd say no. Maybe if you had both for 20% you'd see a difference, but...0 -
robwolf666✭✭✭✭✭My gf likes putting little dresses on her ***-cat too... She thinks it's cute, I prefer it without.Edited by robwolf666 on August 24, 2015 1:04PM0
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Pyro117✭✭This is just so sudden... (High elf, wood elf or Templar) but they would all like to know your likes/dislikes. They are all crafters - Heavy armor (weapons & armor - 6 trait sets), clothing (both light/medium and can do 6 trait sets), enchanting (up to VR 8), provisioning.
However, they just want to know if you have any life insurance policies? They want to make suer they are taken care of if something happens to you on your journeys...
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Taylor21554 wrote: »I would like a wife for ring of Mara. I need a wife that likes to cook and collect all recipes. Must make me food for dungeons and PvP. Must be able to skin fish for perfect roe. Preferably a khajit or high elf. Pls don't be really talkative ( I will ignore you ) and preferably a girl in real life that lives in eastern time zone. I don't have enough money so u gonna have to buy your own ring, sorry. And no honeymoon.
Pls reply with details included if you think you might qualify.
will take a guy but last resort. ...
Sounds just like a dream!FYI with gaming you meet a lot of different people
Today you have met the best saltiest person there can be.
You just met the WhaleSperm0
