SERVER CRASH AGAIN?!

s504534b14_ESO · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

My mom and dad told me that when I was a baby they had to keep two VCR's and two copies of that movie to swap them out because I'd go ballistic if I wasn't watching Spaceballs nonstop.

THAT'S LUDICROUS.

they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Epona222 · August 2015

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?

And yes, it was me who gave that response an awesome - for taking my post in the humor that was intended rather than raging

Listatta · August 2015

solar storm, broken part doesn't matter Level 3 has owned up here is the links to there twitter and outage map:
https://twitter.com/Level3

maps.level3.com/default/#.Vd_7qTZRGCr

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Parabol46n2 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

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I even forgot about the jam...

That's it. Rewatching sometime.

Mr_Koh · August 2015

if we're still on the patch notes game i guess 8

Carde · August 2015

s504534b14_ESO wrote: »

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they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Psh, they could get past it easily enough. Just make the helmet super huge and ridiculous and it'll be perfect.

UrQuan · August 2015

Parabol46n2 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

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Raspberry... Only one man would give me the raspberry. Lone Star!

QB941 · August 2015

syzmic wrote: »

Lacticc wrote: »

All I want to do is play video games before my wife gets home...... -_-

Go play with the wife until the game comes home

Hahahaha that is so right!!

Kreay-Hefner · August 2015

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

likelolwhat · August 2015

Everyone knows it's pronounced TUHMATER!

Synfidie · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Well on the bright side, I finished my cucco.

...and the image is flipped. Of course.

I seriously thought someone had photoshopped a mole picture and was grossed out.

Greeniewolfub17_ESO · August 2015

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

Epona222 · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

No, possibly after a major reboot of the sun by the sound of it

(I wonder if they have tried turning it off and back on again?)

UrQuan · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

You read it all?!? I mean, it's one thing to read it all in real-time as it's going on like some of us have been doing, but actually going and reading a whole 26 page thread from the beginning?!? Is there some sort of award we can give you or something?

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

s504534b14_ESO wrote: »

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they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Psh, they could get past it easily enough. Just make the helmet super huge and ridiculous and it'll be perfect.

You mean like this?

Carde · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

RizaHawkeye · August 2015

The only line I remember from Spaceballs (well, other than the really weird makeout scene ... "Your helmet is so big ...")

Dark Helmet: "What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken??"

likelolwhat · August 2015

I wish I didn't have to refresh to see new entries.

UrQuan · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

DAMN YOU!!!!

armyissue69 · August 2015

um....assphincter says what?

AzraelKrieg · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

Curse you

Epona222 · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

Yeah we've been rickrolled...

Kreay-Hefner · August 2015

Im on my phone as well. This is quite amusing though lol

Septimus_Magna · August 2015

I thought that I was hacked after correctly entering my login code 5 times, so much relieve to see its only a server crash..

SkylarkAU · August 2015

How I imagine Gina must feel today

mystercee · August 2015

Before I kill you, there is something I must tell you. I am your father's brother's nephew's former roommate.

Xendyn · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

I got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bullitt · August 2015

I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting

Listatta · August 2015

still wondering what thread the most post in 3.5 hours? and if this one put it in the dust?

UrQuan · August 2015

mystercee wrote: »

Before I kill you, there is something I must tell you. I am your father's brother's nephew's former roommate.

So what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!