SERVER CRASH AGAIN?!

UrQuan · August 2015

Parabol46n2 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

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Raspberry... Only one man would give me the raspberry. Lone Star!

QB941 · August 2015

syzmic wrote: »

Lacticc wrote: »

All I want to do is play video games before my wife gets home...... -_-

Go play with the wife until the game comes home

Hahahaha that is so right!!

Kreay-Hefner · August 2015

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

likelolwhat · August 2015

Everyone knows it's pronounced TUHMATER!

Synfidie · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Well on the bright side, I finished my cucco.

...and the image is flipped. Of course.

I seriously thought someone had photoshopped a mole picture and was grossed out.

Greeniewolfub17_ESO · August 2015

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

Epona222 · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

No, possibly after a major reboot of the sun by the sound of it

(I wonder if they have tried turning it off and back on again?)

UrQuan · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

You read it all?!? I mean, it's one thing to read it all in real-time as it's going on like some of us have been doing, but actually going and reading a whole 26 page thread from the beginning?!? Is there some sort of award we can give you or something?

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

s504534b14_ESO wrote: »

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they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Psh, they could get past it easily enough. Just make the helmet super huge and ridiculous and it'll be perfect.

You mean like this?

Carde · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

RizaHawkeye · August 2015

The only line I remember from Spaceballs (well, other than the really weird makeout scene ... "Your helmet is so big ...")

Dark Helmet: "What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken??"

likelolwhat · August 2015

I wish I didn't have to refresh to see new entries.

UrQuan · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

DAMN YOU!!!!

armyissue69 · August 2015

um....assphincter says what?

AzraelKrieg · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

Curse you

Epona222 · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

Yeah we've been rickrolled...

Kreay-Hefner · August 2015

Im on my phone as well. This is quite amusing though lol

Septimus_Magna · August 2015

I thought that I was hacked after correctly entering my login code 5 times, so much relieve to see its only a server crash..

SkylarkAU · August 2015

How I imagine Gina must feel today

mystercee · August 2015

Before I kill you, there is something I must tell you. I am your father's brother's nephew's former roommate.

Xendyn · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY

I got this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bullitt · August 2015

I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting

Listatta · August 2015

still wondering what thread the most post in 3.5 hours? and if this one put it in the dust?

UrQuan · August 2015

mystercee wrote: »

Before I kill you, there is something I must tell you. I am your father's brother's nephew's former roommate.

So what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

likelolwhat · August 2015

Listatta wrote: »

What I've been able to find out, is apparently a network device broke in Chicago. This device is a tier 1 network device (tier 1 means it's the top most support device, everything in that network depends on that device, sort of like your brain or heart in your body) Since it's a tier 1 network all the smaller companies (most of the names we are familiar with for ISPs) that connect to it are SOL. Ya know the old adage **** rolls down hill?

They apparently didn't have any replacements on site and it's being shipped in.

The twitter page that of that company:
https://twitter.com/Level3

The outage map from that company:
http://maps.level3.com/default/#.Vd_rkjZRGCr

Repost for great justice

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Septimus_Magna wrote: »

I thought that I was hacked after correctly entering my login code 5 times, so much relieve to see its only a server crash..

Not a crash, the server host is experiencing an internet service outage.

Tavore1138 · August 2015

I think the important question here is how many cups of strong coffee will be involved in the making of ESO Live later...

And to all the IT people labouring away in the early hours while your bosses demand you fix a problem unrelated to your technology while also demanding updates every 5 minutes I can only pass on the wise words of my own bosses in similar situations "FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT!, Now lets have a con call to update in 2.3 seconds" (j/k)

Epona222 · August 2015

Bullitt wrote: »

I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting

Just to let you know, the one thing I caught from the wall of text was that you COULD care less. Which means you care. I think you may have meant that you COULDN'T care less.

Didn't bother to read the rest of it, sorry.

Carde · August 2015

Anyone have any insight as to how long it would take them to "ship" a replacement in like that? I mean, I'm assuming they're not gonna wait overnight for the mail or something. Or would they?

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Bullitt wrote: »

I don't care what anybody says about reporting me or whatever I didn't say nothing wrong I've been trying to get a hold of them because their stuff does not work and if you're going to sit back and not say nothing about their stuff not working and always messing up and always crashing then you're just as bad as them and I could care less OK I'm not on here to impress anybody I'm just hoping the main people that make the game read this and understand that there's people out here they get really Mad when they pay for something that doesn't work so if you like paying for stuff that doesn't work that's on you because I can send you a box of rocks and they won't do nothing so I can care less report do you turn blue in the face because there is something out there for false reporting

Regardless of any reporting or anything you cannot blame Zenimax for this downtime because it isn't their fault. No gaming company can be prepared for something so spontaneous that isn't even happening on their end.