SERVER CRASH AGAIN?!

RizaHawkeye · August 2015

likelolwhat wrote: »

Bullitt wrote: »

This is what I will say I don't believe they looking to anything because I have had a problem with the game crashing since I bought it three months ago it crashes at least three times a day that's on a good day then it'll pop up and say do you want to report this problem well and the little bar where you can put what you want I've been saying that quite a few things and with what I'm saying somebody should've said something to me by now and I haven't gotten no replies I send emails I don't get nothing back I get some automated response about 20 minutes after I send them the problem Seno since we haven't heard from you in 96 hours I guess your problem solved no it is it y'all haven't fixed it to begin with so yeah they don't fix their stuff there just like Rockstar they expect to have some big ass server and they don't have to worry about doing anything about it with it being down this long is *** it should only be down this long for an update this game has crashed more than any other game I have ever played in my entire life they don't fix the problem it just keeps happening you tell them what's going on and they ignore you if you try to call and tell them the problem you sit on hold for two hours and 47 minutes so yeah they don't care I want to know what they're going to do about the time I've spent trying to connect online and I've wasted my money because I've been paying for ESO plus but I don't get to use it can I call them and tell them this no you know why I can't call them this because they never answer the phone you'll sit on hold your entire whole day before they'll pick up so yeah I got a lot of people that are really hot right now about this crap so y'all need to tighten up your game if you can't run it shut it down i'll have more of a fun time trading this game in at game stop and I'm going to get another game that actually works I've got nine different characters one vet 4 a vet 1 a lvl45 a lvl23 and the rest our level 10 do you know how hard it was to pull that off with only playing since the beginning of July with it crashing as much as it has like I said I'll trade this game and not think twice about it if y'all don't fix your crap

I can't believe I just read all that. Good lord I need sleep to function properly again.

If you read all that, you DO need sleep.

Domino44G · August 2015

STOP RAGING AT RAGERS WHO READ RAGING... Uh... STOP RAGING OVER RAGING READERS... no, uh... STOP RAGING OVER RAGER RAGING WHO READ RAGER...

oh well

AzraelKrieg · August 2015

Bullitt wrote: »

Wall of ranty text with no punctuation

We all deal with the occasionally game crashes. I've been playing since day 1 and experience it. The current outage is not of their doing. They've looked into it and found that due to a network issue their servers have gone offline. They aren't the only company affected by this.

Gyudan · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Still no ETA. You can check out this outage map with all the pretty colors in the meantime, though: https://downdetector.com/status/level3/map/

That's what happens when you host servers in 3rd world countries. We have electricity in Europe!

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

AngryNord wrote: »

kaorunandrak wrote: »

ff14 login issues, level 3 is down any games or service providers using them

Hopefully they won't be using them much longer...

Alright AngryNord let's play it your way.

Suppose Zenimax leaves Level3 for a new host. Who pray tell would be a better option considering all of the other hosts are currently having the same problem as well?

Carde · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

My mom and dad told me that when I was a baby they had to keep two VCR's and two copies of that movie to swap them out because I'd go ballistic if I wasn't watching Spaceballs nonstop.

THAT'S LUDICROUS.

likelolwhat · August 2015

@RizaHawkeye Sing me a lullaby. Pleeeeeease

Epona222 · August 2015

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?

Xendyn · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

I'm old...
https://vimeo.com/16642559

Parabol46n2 · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

[img][/img]

likelolwhat · August 2015

Boldcaps (plus italics For Great Justice) affect people negatively, it seems.

s504534b14_ESO · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

My mom and dad told me that when I was a baby they had to keep two VCR's and two copies of that movie to swap them out because I'd go ballistic if I wasn't watching Spaceballs nonstop.

THAT'S LUDICROUS.

they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Epona222 · August 2015

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?

And yes, it was me who gave that response an awesome - for taking my post in the humor that was intended rather than raging

Listatta · August 2015

solar storm, broken part doesn't matter Level 3 has owned up here is the links to there twitter and outage map:
https://twitter.com/Level3

maps.level3.com/default/#.Vd_7qTZRGCr

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Parabol46n2 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

[img][/img]

I even forgot about the jam...

That's it. Rewatching sometime.

Mr_Koh · August 2015

if we're still on the patch notes game i guess 8

Carde · August 2015

s504534b14_ESO wrote: »

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they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Psh, they could get past it easily enough. Just make the helmet super huge and ridiculous and it'll be perfect.

UrQuan · August 2015

Parabol46n2 wrote: »

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Should we turn this into a temporary Spaceballs thread? Come on, I know I'm not the only one that can recite the whole thing.

Possible the servers have been jammed?

[img][/img]

Raspberry... Only one man would give me the raspberry. Lone Star!

QB941 · August 2015

syzmic wrote: »

Lacticc wrote: »

All I want to do is play video games before my wife gets home...... -_-

Go play with the wife until the game comes home

Hahahaha that is so right!!

Kreay-Hefner · August 2015

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

likelolwhat · August 2015

Everyone knows it's pronounced TUHMATER!

Synfidie · August 2015

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Well on the bright side, I finished my cucco.

...and the image is flipped. Of course.

I seriously thought someone had photoshopped a mole picture and was grossed out.

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?

And yes, it was me who gave that response an awesome - for taking my post in the humor that was intended rather than raging

That's because nobody takes grammar nazis seriously lol

Except for Grammar teachers.

Greeniewolfub17_ESO · August 2015

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

Epona222 · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

No, possibly after a major reboot of the sun by the sound of it

(I wonder if they have tried turning it off and back on again?)

likelolwhat · August 2015

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

UltimaJoe777 wrote: »

Ok people that haven't bothered reading some of this thread I will make this as plain as possible:

THERE IS A SOLAR STORM CAUSING INTERNET SERVICE OUTAGES WORLDWIDE AND THE ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE SERVERS ARE HOSTED BY ONE OF THE COMPANIES EFFECTED SO THERE IS NOTHING ZENIMAX CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Now chillax and join the convo because it is amusing.

P.S. If by chance the Solar Storm info is incorrect and I picked up a lie the outage part is not false.

AFFECTED, not EFFECTED. If you are going to go upper case, use the correct word!

Tamato Tomato it's been 3 hours ok?

And yes, it was me who gave that response an awesome - for taking my post in the humor that was intended rather than raging

That's because nobody takes grammar nazis seriously lol

Except for Grammar teachers.

I can has teaching license?

UrQuan · August 2015

Kreay-Hefner wrote: »

Ive finallly read this whole thread. My god you all are funny lol. Does anyone know when it will be back up?

You read it all?!? I mean, it's one thing to read it all in real-time as it's going on like some of us have been doing, but actually going and reading a whole 26 page thread from the beginning?!? Is there some sort of award we can give you or something?

UltimaJoe777 · August 2015

Carde wrote: »

s504534b14_ESO wrote: »

[
they should make the helmet a super rare item. maybe even make a full set of armor like it. unfortunately copyright wont allow that

Psh, they could get past it easily enough. Just make the helmet super huge and ridiculous and it'll be perfect.

You mean like this?

Carde · August 2015

Greeniewolfub17_ESO wrote: »

Since normally right about now I would be sharing this with the guilds I am in and I can't, I'll share this with you all instead:
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, golf india victor echo, yankee oscar uniform, uniform papa.
november echo victor echo romeo, golf oscar november november alpha, Lima echo tango, yankee oscar uniform, delta oscar whisky november.

You're welcome.

SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE QUICKLY