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The "Differently Geared" - Standing in Stupid
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Prefer cosmetic items to ones that actually grant armor? Do you loot during combat? Do people frequently leave your voip channel when you join? Do you frequently AFK during raids? Do you have absolutely no idea how to play your class? Perhaps you are one of the "Differently Geared".
In the first episode of the series, the "Differently Geared" bring you, Standing in Stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Fr5OwWsbQ
"Differently Geared": /noun/ used to describe a group of individuals challenged in completing group content to obtain veteran gear.
Edited by Shimmer on September 30, 2015 12:05AM In the first episode of the series, the "Differently Geared" bring you, Standing in Stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Fr5OwWsbQ"Differently Geared": /noun/ used to describe a group of individuals challenged in completing group content to obtain veteran gear.
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Xendyn✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Made me laugh...earned you an awesome.
I do hope Jim consented to this lolLag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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✭✭✭The 1:26 is more one of those premonition, lag ,rolls, required type of things . It happens often enough. i don't think there is much to do against.ESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
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✭LMAO!!
Oh my goodness. Thank you, thank you, thank you for posting that, hehe. =D
I have been playing a Templar since beta and I basically lost count of the times that this has happended to me, even in some guild runs I have been in, lol - let alone PuGs
Adding to standing in everything you are not supposed to would be
- players that keep backing up and backing up and backing up, taking aggroed mobs with them... (bow wielders especially seem prone to this...) then they end up dying someplace way the heck behind the rest of the team and of course get mad at me for not healing them while they were 50 meters away from my tank o.O
- Sorcs (forgive me, love yas and your uber, zappy-crispy dps... but....) streaking in vet dungeons
We get that there is the perception Templars and BoL are healing gods but seriously? If it comes to a choice between a cleared run or a wipe due to me running out of magicka for having to heal one person over and over and over who keeps "standing in stupid" ---- uh... I am going to let you die no matter how much you yell at me.
Cheers!
Edited by Soulshine on August 13, 2015 1:53AM8 -
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'ed that! True LOL's on this side, can't wait for more! 
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Vile_DischargeSoul Shrivenhaha nice, that is me at times sigh. or just roll in to a wall or rock. My situational awareness is poop sometimes
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Lord Xanhorn✭✭✭✭Great job....Vet dungeons need roughly 20k health for healers and dps....just FYI. Video was very well done.I'm kind of a small deal!0
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Soriana✭✭✭✭✭Okay, I admit it...I came back after being in game and watched it again! Too funny...and too true!1 -
Love_Chunks✭✭✭Vid was hilarious. "Heavy attack when hes feeding..." lol'd. Vorenor is like the easiest boss ever. Just block the tele attack and move out of the blood pools. Poor jim though. I wonder if he has the bug where the red circles dont display?Me: It's[WB spamming DK] a really cheesy build
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Thank you for that, gave me a good laugh.
Sounds like poor Jim may have a screen full of flashing numbers, for to not see some of those red circles... one has to wonder.If you can be anything, be kind.0 -
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✭Forgot to add one of my favorite encouragements during a dungeon, which of course gets the tank chuckling:
"block is your friend" : P
Anyone can do it and you do not need a shield. There is also an achievement for blocking in dungeons, just as there is one for healing and one for doing damage... if you are like a hundred million points in to doing damage but have only 1200k points in blocking...
That's right, hehe
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✭Lol,
From now on when someone in my group will die from standing in stupid ill call it "you just went full Jim"
Also, as a side note, id like to mention rare bug that would prevent AOE circles from displaying properly, tho last time ive seen it was probably month or more ago. Enemy boss would cast AOE attack but there was no circle and often no visual effects. Whole group could get wiped out the instant. I think it could also happen to separate people in group.7 -
The_Sadist✭✭✭✭✭Hilarious!
Reminds me of some of my random pledge PUGs.. Good times."Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." ― Zurin Arctus, the Underking.Tragrim - How do I work this thing?
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✭✭Came back for a second helping lol
I do hope you make more of these, bookmarked the thread so I can find it again since they moved it.Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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✭✭Good stuffEdited by Shunravi on August 13, 2015 6:53AMThis one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!0 -
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✭✭✭✭I wanted to enjoy this video, but I have no clue what's going on underneath all these floating numbers. If I had to play like this, I'd be just like Jim.
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Titansteele✭✭✭✭✭Very good stuff!!
We have helped many new players pop their "Red is bad, stay out of it" cherry but poor Jim!Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server
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✭BTW did you know there are different kinds of red?
There is pure red red and there is also some kind of pinkish/salmon light red red.
The first kind is most common.
The other kind can be found only in COA Lurcher boss. I found it to confuse a lot of players. The change of red color tone makes them think that this red is safer than other red because its less color intense.2 -
AudioVortex✭✭Great video!Vex Carlotta - Templar - Imperial - Aldmeri Dominion - VR2 - Werewolf
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Hmm I have lately experienced the boss in Crypt of Hearts veteran, the one that pulls and pushes out into aoe circles - her circles are sometimes invisible/ somewhere els than the animation you see on screen. I have rolldodged into aoe fields, where there shouldn't be any.... so have many of my group members as well.MaximusDargus wrote: »Lol,
From now on when someone in my group will die from standing in stupid ill call it "you just went full Jim"
Also, as a side note, id like to mention rare bug that would prevent AOE circles from displaying properly, tho last time ive seen it was probably month or more ago. Enemy boss would cast AOE attack but there was no circle and often no visual effects. Whole group could get wiped out the instant. I think it could also happen to separate people in group.
You see the video from the healers point of view... The addon shows all the heals in yellow-whiteish colors on the screen. On the right-centered side of the screen you see all warnings of resource management, such as low stamina, low magicka, no more health... The text you see float around the room in different colors than the heals and warnings are probably the damage the person makes or recieves.I wanted to enjoy this video, but I have no clue what's going on underneath all these floating numbers. If I had to play like this, I'd be just like Jim.0 -
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✭Lord Xanhorn wrote: »Great job....Vet dungeons need roughly 20k health for healers and dps....just FYI. Video was very well done.
yea I have 21k health with food kicking, my food must have worn out in that fight lol.
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✭failkiwib16_ESO wrote: »@Sylance9 thank you so much remember to link the upcomming video about it here kthxbai<3 ^^
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