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Phallic objects in ESO
LazyLewis
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So I was in questing in Stormhaven when I came across this little thing....
DC - Chunky Nurse - Chunky Ninja - Chunky Dragon - Fabulously Chunky
AD - Chunky Nurse - Ashenn - Yorkshire Pudding
AD - Chunky Nurse - Ashenn - Yorkshire Pudding
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symonator✭✭✭lol
v16 - Imperial - DK Tank
v16 - Redguard -NB Dps
v16 - Breton Templar - Heals
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✭✭✭✭✭I don't see it. That's just some seaweed.
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>.>What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
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dodgehopper_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
<And plenty more>4 -
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✭✭Any bets on whether this thread gets closed and/or deleted first thing Monday morn?PC/NA/DCBreton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.
You mean this?
What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!9 -
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✭✭✭✭Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.
36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14
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RedTalon✭✭✭✭✭
✭Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.
36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14
You're welcome.
Times like this miss the lol button, but fitting given the topic and elder scrolls long history of such humor
Edited by RedTalon on June 7, 2015 9:26PM0 -
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✭✭✭dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.
You mean this?
Yeah I was too lazy to go take a screenie or find one online. US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
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Daraugh✭✭✭✭✭Personally I think the Ayleids had some.....compensation issues..
May all beings have happiness
May they be free from suffering
May they find the joy that has never known suffering
May they be free from attachment and hatred10 -
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✭From a certain angle and from far away, the statue in Leki's Blade (Alik'r Desert) looks like someone is giving you the finger
(Edit: yeah, I know it's not quite the topic, but where else could I possibly post it^^)Edited by Moonshadow66 on June 8, 2015 12:33AMVenus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP1 -
Chuggernaut✭✭✭lol!My comrades have returned. I erect the spine of gratitude. You are a hero today. - Bura-Natoo0 -
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✭✭I don't get it... why are we looking at a goblin nexxxt to grass, can someone plz explain this in great detail to me?Edited by nimander99 on June 8, 2015 3:49AMI AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
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✭✭✭I was sure that this was going to be a nerf Wreaking Blow thread. But alas the ESO forums disappoints again.It seems you are right
ZOMG
Proof that the aliens created everything on Nirn.
Edited by PBpsy on June 8, 2015 6:42AMESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
Lynnessa✭✭✭✭Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.
36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14
You're welcome.
So that's my first time reading those "sermons of Vivec" and they really are terrible, terrible writing. They seem like someone got really high and tried to imitate Lord Dunsany. I want to punch in the face whoever wrote them.
As for the phallic imagery in ESO, well... I'll just say that sometimes people see what they want to see. 1 -
Struggling to rate this post as either Awesome or Insightful...Decided on Insightful1
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@Daraugh , looked at this loading screen 100's of times.Personally I think the Ayleids had some.....compensation issues..
Never saw that before.
Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...
Earn it.
IRL'ing for a while for assorted reasons, in forum, and in game.I am neither warm, nor fuzzy...
Probably has checkbox on Customer Service profile that say High Aggro, 99% immunity to BS0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.
You mean this?
Oh I love that view. Looking over wistfully at Imperial City, waiting for the city to open so as you can go and thrash Daedra ... sigh.
Sweetrolls for all!
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Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!0 -
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✭LOL Oh My, the imagination is a wonderful thing along with a little power of suggestion. 0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Edited by Gidorick on June 8, 2015 3:37PMWhat ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!2
