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Phallic objects in ESO

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LazyLewis
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So I was in questing in Stormhaven when I came across this little thing....

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  • symonator
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    lol :)

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  • Olysja
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    surely a dragon lost it
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  • Skiserony
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    It's a mature game after all.
  • Gidorick
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    I don't see it. That's just some seaweed.
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  • Acrolas
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    So that's what Snakeblood is for.
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  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.
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    Any bets on whether this thread gets closed and/or deleted first thing Monday morn?
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  • Gidorick
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    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.

    You mean this?
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  • Rosveen
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    Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.

    36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14

    You're welcome.
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  • RedTalon
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    Rosveen wrote: »
    Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.

    36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14

    You're welcome.

    Times like this miss the lol button, but fitting given the topic and elder scrolls long history of such humor
    Edited by RedTalon on June 7, 2015 9:26PM
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.

    You mean this?
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    Yeah I was too lazy to go take a screenie or find one online. :)
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    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • Daraugh
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    Personally I think the Ayleids had some.....compensation issues..

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  • Roselle
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    I don't understand what this means.
    This one was rekt by Zenimax
  • Mishanya
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    It seems you are right

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  • Grunim
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    Faunter wrote: »
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    This one looks more like a finger pointing down to me.

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  • Yinmaigao
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    This thread is awesome lol
  • traigusb14_ESO2
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    I expected this to be much worse really...
  • Moonshadow66
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    From a certain angle and from far away, the statue in Leki's Blade (Alik'r Desert) looks like someone is giving you the finger ;)

    (Edit: yeah, I know it's not quite the topic, but where else could I possibly post it^^)
    Edited by Moonshadow66 on June 8, 2015 12:33AM
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  • Chuggernaut
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    lol!
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  • nimander99
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    I don't get it... why are we looking at a goblin nexxxt to grass, can someone plz explain this in great detail to me?
    Edited by nimander99 on June 8, 2015 3:49AM
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  • jr88
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    Dude...Come on be Mature...
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    I was sure that this was going to be a nerf Wreaking Blow thread. But alas the ESO forums disappoints again.
    Mishanya wrote: »
    It seems you are right

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    Edited by PBpsy on June 8, 2015 6:42AM
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  • Lynnessa
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    Rosveen wrote: »
    Let's stay classy, ladies and gentlemen, and take a worldly and educated approach to these disturbing matters.

    36 Lessons of Vivec, Sermon 14

    You're welcome.

    So that's my first time reading those "sermons of Vivec" and they really are terrible, terrible writing. They seem like someone got really high and tried to imitate Lord Dunsany. I want to punch in the face whoever wrote them.

    As for the phallic imagery in ESO, well... I'll just say that sometimes people see what they want to see. ;)
  • MajLagSpike
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    Struggling to rate this post as either Awesome or Insightful...
    Decided on Insightful
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Daraugh wrote: »
    Personally I think the Ayleids had some.....compensation issues..

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    @Daraugh , looked at this loading screen 100's of times.

    Never saw that before.
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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    Gidorick wrote: »
    dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »
    Ok, explain to me the Imperial City then... You know, gigantic tower with the big hovering ring over it.

    You mean this?
    1736338.jpg

    Oh I love that view. Looking over wistfully at Imperial City, waiting for the city to open so as you can go and thrash Daedra ... sigh.

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  • kevlarto_ESO
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    LOL Oh My, the imagination is a wonderful thing along with a little power of suggestion. :)
  • Gidorick
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    Merlin13KAGL wrote: »
    Daraugh wrote: »
    Personally I think the Ayleids had some.....compensation issues..

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    @Daraugh , looked at this loading screen 100's of times.

    Never saw that before.

    And now you will always see it. What is seen cannot be unseen.

    Edited by Gidorick on June 8, 2015 3:37PM
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
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