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Omg! My eyes!

pysta
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Literally... 0.0

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Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0
  • pysta
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    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

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    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0

    Better listen to this guy... don't look at him in the eyes!
  • Valymer
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    dem bathsalts tho
  • xMovingTarget
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    He was just excited to see you.
  • Lord_Kreegan
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    pysta wrote: »
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    "Look into my eyes...
    Look deeper... deeper...
    You are getting sleepy...
    I am going to count to three; when I reach three, you will fall asleep.
    1 ... 2 ... 3 ...
    You are asleep.
    Now, take off all of your clothes and do the chicken-dance..."
  • TheShadowScout
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    What do you expect when nords find out about the "special ingredient" in their mead? ;):tongue::smirk:
  • pysta
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    ROLF at all these comment! awesome!
  • Seth_Black
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    That's how SOBER Nord looks like :smiley:
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  • BigM
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    This looks like Harry Potter when he first seen that big snake in Chamber of Secrets!
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  • LameoveR
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    There is so much threads about that. Fix your video drivers or change vcard to nvidia.
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    pysta wrote: »
    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

    ZD9Rjos.jpg

    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0

    Better listen to this guy... don't look at him in the eyes!
    Or turn around and look behind you...

    Or don't turn around and look behind you?

    *Can't bear to watch*

    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • Xendyn
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    LameoveR wrote: »
    There is so much threads about that. Fix your video drivers or change vcard to nvidia.

    WTB a sense of humor for this guy
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Sphinx2318
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    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

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    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0

    Yeap........clearly the face of a guy who has just walked in on one of @Panda244 ERP sessions.......
  • Davadin
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    aaaaaaaaaaand a new meme is born.

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  • QuadroTony
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    lol i think its fixed before
  • Rune_Relic
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    Edited by Rune_Relic on April 24, 2015 3:22PM
    Anything that can be exploited will be exploited
  • SantieClaws
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    Fffh. This hairless one acts like he has never seen a khajiit before ....

    I was in his house only yesterday looking through his wardrobe - all this one found was a lockpick and some manganese.
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  • Robbmrp
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    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

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    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0

    That's the NPS's reaction to Paul Sages comment to make smaller groups in Cryodil to help with the lag problem they can't fix......
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  • Panda244
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    Sphinx2318 wrote: »
    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

    ZD9Rjos.jpg

    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0

    Yeap........clearly the face of a guy who has just walked in on one of @Panda244 ERP sessions.......

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  • MissBizz
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    ...in Gina trolling is? I swear in one of the most recent ESO Lives she mentioned this was her pick for funniest bug, and almost wished they didn't fix it...

    We're being trolled!
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  • titanofdoom
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    Yes the new eye animations are rather zany to say the least....
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  • Moonshadow66
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    Yeah, I'm getting the same thing every now and then, just yesterday I thought the NPC needs an exorcist^^

    What I also notice that some NPCs are blinking with one eye only, here's a funny example:

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    ;)
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  • ZOS_TristanK
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    pysta wrote: »
    Literally... 0.0

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    Every time they fix a facial bug, another "pop" 0.0
    "I can see FOREVER."

    Thanks for the report! Sometimes the facial animations are a bit...overzealous. When you find an NPC whose face is a little to face-y, please report it using /bug. Be sure to include the NPC's name and which part of there face is bugging out (get it?).
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  • wraith808
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    LameoveR wrote: »
    There is so much threads about that. Fix your video drivers or change vcard to nvidia.

    I don't think I've seen a more appropriate user name to be associated with a comment....
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Oh yay, I can bring this back:

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  • Arunei
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    I had this bug for the first time as I was running through Escape From Bleakrock on my new Sorc. Got to the end of the dungeon and Captain Rana had this "I HAVE SPECIAL EYES" thing going on. I think I had the same expression for a few moments when I noticed, and then I just spent several minutes looping the dialogue so I could see her eyes trying to make a break from her skull.
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  • pysta
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    ROLF omg I knew there was more of this bug around I also got the mouth one 0.0
  • DenniMyuu
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    I can't stop laughing after scrolling through this :D
    I had this bug on several other NPCs though.
    Edited by DenniMyuu on April 24, 2015 10:34PM
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    Unrelated but still funny:

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    And:

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    Edited by Lord_Draevan on April 24, 2015 10:40PM
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