Can we haz patch notes 2.0.5?

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  • SantieClaws
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    Bite my shiny metal patch notes ....
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  • Soulshine
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    Romo wrote: »
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    Soulshine wrote: »
    Not offended. Pointing out that threads like this won't get you what you want. As for other games, I do play several and they do post them well in advance of downtime. But that is not the case here, so I wouldn't get in a tissy, meme or otherwise, over not getting them.

    I play quite a few games to, and many don't post them until the maintenance is over.

    Cool. And the ones I play do. So what? As I said, doesn't matter ---- HERE you wont get them. meme away.

    So what?

    So all of us viewing the thread(except for you) have what we want from the thread.

    So all of the meme posters in the thread(except for you) have what they want from the thread.

    So sorry the validation you are looking for is not here.....

    So sorry you missed the point entirely.
  • DovahkiinWolf
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    Panda244 wrote: »

    Sorry m8, spiderman, spongebob, GoT memes or gtfo. This is a futarama free zone.

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  • MissBizz
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    YES!
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  • MissBizz
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    YES!

    They added the horse ladder!

    •Fixed an issue that was causing you to be unable to dismount.

    Ooops. Quoting instead of editing. Fail.

    •The Bantam Guar’s default name no longer violates naming conventions.

    Haha, really? That's hilarious.. now I'll forever wonder what it was..
    Edited by MissBizz on April 13, 2015 3:10PM
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  • Panda244
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    Gets out napkins.

    Time to cry nerf!
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  • AaronMB
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    V14 Templar asks: When are you going to tire of this each and every time there's an update?

    lol...I actually came looking for this thread.
  • Panda244
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    Meh. Took that long for so few patches?

    Though i do appreciate the Fire Treb fix... Got me killed on a daily basis. :rage:
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    •The Bantam Guar’s default name no longer violates naming conventions.

    Ooo oo missed this. Was it a saucy name?
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  • neueregel
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    so now that the notes are published... the servers are online, right? no....
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  • P3ZZL3
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    I wonder if it was actually a Batman Guar :D
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  • Savitar
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    Aww... RIP easy mode Mephala.. :(
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    god i just want my instant cast breath of life
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  • WraithAzraiel
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    Robot frogs are coming to bring us patch notes!

    That's the prince from Katamari Damacy and things are about to get real wild for those goobers on the Con floor

    It's a what from what? Some weird Japanese cartoon thing? Like all the other weird Japanese cartoon things? Oh My Stars!
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  • MissBizz
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    So... now that we have the patch notes.. what do we do?

    I feel lost.

    Although, thank you! We have noticed the patch notes have been creeping to a bit earlier time each week ;)
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  • LameoveR
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    Now read the patchnotes and make a thread about patchnotes.
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    • Dawn’s Wrath
      • Radiant Destruction: This ability now cancels if the enemy moves out of your line of sight.

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    The server has to be back up soon, I have heard weird things on YouTube whilst it has been down. Not necessarily good things, just weird things. I may never recover.
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  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    So... now that we have the patch notes.. what do we do?

    I feel lost.

    Although, thank you! We have noticed the patch notes have been creeping to a bit earlier time each week ;)

    The servers will be opening up pretty soon. :)
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  • Endurance
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    More sorcerer nerfs.. lolol
    I'm outta here
  • MissBizz
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    LameoveR wrote: »
    Now read the patchnotes and make a thread about patchnotes.

    @LameoveR I think we decided to just continue this thread. Scroll up. Gina totally beat you to it. ;) Thanks though!
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  • Flaminir
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    No more getting stuck in Mephala's hole!!!

    WHOOHOOOO! :)

    The spiders inside the portal will now wait for you to engage before attacking, and will now consistently spawn and not get stuck inside the environment.
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    Flaminir wrote: »
    No more getting stuck in Mephala's hole!!!

    WHOOHOOOO! :)

    The spiders inside the portal will now wait for you to engage before attacking, and will now consistently spawn and not get stuck inside the environment.

    *snicker* getting stuck in Mephala's hole.
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