MissBizz wrote: »

Panda244 wrote: »

MissBizz wrote: »

Panda244 wrote: »

Braces for incoming nerf to anything.

Here you go @Panda244, just for you.

I don't think anyone has let @ZOS_GinaBruno know what a roll we're on this morning. She may be lost.

HNNNNNNNNG @MissBizz just watched last night's episode, even after reading the books the show is just... Drools.

@Panda244 I heard the first 4 episodes leaked. What are you doing here???

Downloading them? Hahahahahaha, no really.

I just imagine @ZOS_GinaBruno patch monday's go a little like this:

1. Sunday night, spend 2-3 hours gathering memes to respond with.
2. Get up, go to work on your Guar, log onto go rum and see the patch notes request thread
3. Go down to the developer's corner "Where are the patch notes? When will it be done" She asks
4. "It's the same thing we do every night pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... I mean when it's done, like you ask every week, when it's done" a developer replies
5. Gina goes back to her desk, unsatisfied with the reply, scrys the future using a tattered edition of the Daggerfall game manual and spinning the septim replica that came with the oblivion collectors edition.
6. Selects the most appropriate MEME to reply with, "SOON"
7. developers do their job there is a whole bunch patching, notes are delivered via goblin servant, which has been much more effective than the scamp who would tear thrm up and burn them, requiring hours of careful restoration
8. The patch notes are proof read while inside the moth enclosure set up beside the community leaders desks, ensuring that ZOS doesn't have another blinding accident like the last time they wrote the patch notes on a piece of aether.
9. Patch notes are carefully typed and written as sung in bardic tone, formating is done be the tone and starting new stanzas as Dragonspeak auto writes, posting it on the forums.
10. a bunch other stuff that's probably important, but since it doesn't involve patch notes we'll gloss over them.

heroofnoneb14_ESO wrote: »

I just imagine @ZOS_GinaBruno patch monday's go a little like this:

1. Sunday night, spend 2-3 hours gathering memes to respond with.
2. Get up, go to work on your Guar, log onto go rum and see the patch notes request thread
3. Go down to the developer's corner "Where are the patch notes? When will it be done" She asks
4. "It's the same thing we do every night pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... I mean when it's done, like you ask every week, when it's done" a developer replies
5. Gina goes back to her desk, unsatisfied with the reply, scrys the future using a tattered edition of the Daggerfall game manual and spinning the septim replica that came with the oblivion collectors edition.
6. Selects the most appropriate MEME to reply with, "SOON"
7. developers do their job there is a whole bunch patching, notes are delivered via goblin servant, which has been much more effective than the scamp who would tear thrm up and burn them, requiring hours of careful restoration
8. The patch notes are proof read while inside the moth enclosure set up beside the community leaders desks, ensuring that ZOS doesn't have another blinding accident like the last time they wrote the patch notes on a piece of aether.
9. Patch notes are carefully typed and written as sung in bardic tone, formating is done be the tone and starting new stanzas as Dragonspeak auto writes, posting it on the forums.
10. a bunch other stuff that's probably important, but since it doesn't involve patch notes we'll gloss over them.

Glad to see you have graced us with your presence during forum bonding time @heroofnoneb14_ESO Mew mew

You forgot to bring your favourite meme to the forums's show and tell day though.

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

/slowclap @heroofnoneb14_ESO That was absolutely brilliant. Although I suspect the Goblin Workers Union might be knocking at ZOS's door due to slave labour. Wouldn't it be more cost effective to use something like a banekin? Much smaller and less likely to cause trouble.

They get paid more than the interns, and at least you don't need to be yelled at like that one intern, Stibbons...

MissBizz wrote: »

heroofnoneb14_ESO wrote: »

I just imagine @ZOS_GinaBruno patch monday's go a little like this:

1. Sunday night, spend 2-3 hours gathering memes to respond with.
2. Get up, go to work on your Guar, log onto go rum and see the patch notes request thread
3. Go down to the developer's corner "Where are the patch notes? When will it be done" She asks
4. "It's the same thing we do every night pinky, TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... I mean when it's done, like you ask every week, when it's done" a developer replies
5. Gina goes back to her desk, unsatisfied with the reply, scrys the future using a tattered edition of the Daggerfall game manual and spinning the septim replica that came with the oblivion collectors edition.
6. Selects the most appropriate MEME to reply with, "SOON"
7. developers do their job there is a whole bunch patching, notes are delivered via goblin servant, which has been much more effective than the scamp who would tear thrm up and burn them, requiring hours of careful restoration
8. The patch notes are proof read while inside the moth enclosure set up beside the community leaders desks, ensuring that ZOS doesn't have another blinding accident like the last time they wrote the patch notes on a piece of aether.
9. Patch notes are carefully typed and written as sung in bardic tone, formating is done be the tone and starting new stanzas as Dragonspeak auto writes, posting it on the forums.
10. a bunch other stuff that's probably important, but since it doesn't involve patch notes we'll gloss over them.

Glad to see you have graced us with your presence during forum bonding time @heroofnoneb14_ESO Mew mew

You forgot to bring your favourite meme to the forums's show and tell day though.

Hmmm...

Sadly most people here are console gamers and fanboys that can't comprehend why true mmo gamers need their patch notes

Obey your lords zos, lest you lose more business

V15 vampire is hungry for more nerfs

I admit, the only reason why I go into this thread is for the Memes.

Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

Soulshine wrote: »

Meh. Same old same old. You will never get patch notes before the patch, estimated down time, or any other normal manner of proceeding from ZoS. All the memes in the world won't change it. They seem to thrive on keeping people in the dark, even over something as minor as a patch or estimated downtime.

Although it hasn't been stated here, the estimated time for the server to come back is 12pm