ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Did somebody say patch notes?!
https://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8wZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Did somebody say patch notes?!
ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Did somebody say patch notes?!
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Every time

houimetub17_ESO wrote: »Soon could be anytime in between now or tomorrow it seems
I would love to see pre-server-up hypothetical patch notes.
Just imagine, they could be the real patch notes... PLUS random "notes" that are not legit. It would obviously be well-known/advertised that these are not the real notes. It could be great fun for everyone while the servers are down. Making fun of the obvious fake notes, as well trying to determine the more realistic notes as fake or real.
"Nirnhoned will now be available in lower Craglorn"
"New Unicorn mount added"
"Forward camps have been added back into the same with some new rules"
"Nirnhoned will no longer penetrate 100% spell resistance"
"New Vaults of Madness Vet Dungeon"
"Tamriel Unlimited logo's have been updated"
"Enjoy your new Senche mounts! ..Tomorrow when we unlock them"
Haha. Yes, I know this is unrealistic and will never happen. Just like to giggle and enjoy the thought.
pete5210b14_ESO wrote: »hi ^_^
the patch notes will likely be released when the server comes back up. my guess the server will be offline 6+ hours, since they are rolling out tamriel unlimited tomorrow.
6+ hours? I highly doubt that, if you saw the Patch note on the PTS for 2.0, it pretty small.
PTS 2.0 Notes
And even though it's stated that these aren't all of them, I believe it should be done by noon.

jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »For the guy talking about how it takes hours to format the patch notes.
Where did a guy say that?
The guy calling people children and saying the patch notes shouldnt be up yet because they have to be formatted into html.
Where did he say it takes hours?
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »Man do I have to explain everything?
skwornub18_ESO wrote: »WOW I took off work today and just finished buying my son a 330XI BMW (college reward for half way through an Engineering Degree) and am back already and still patching?
LMAO who would have thunk patching takes longer than buying a car.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »skwornub18_ESO wrote: »WOW I took off work today and just finished buying my son a 330XI BMW (college reward for half way through an Engineering Degree) and am back already and still patching?
LMAO who would have thunk patching takes longer than buying a car.
Hey you need any new children? I graduated college too
skwornub18_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »skwornub18_ESO wrote: »WOW I took off work today and just finished buying my son a 330XI BMW (college reward for half way through an Engineering Degree) and am back already and still patching?
LMAO who would have thunk patching takes longer than buying a car.
Hey you need any new children? I graduated college too
3 is already to many I work enough as it is
mhmfrogub17_ESO wrote: »From ESO's Twitter page less than an hour ago.
"This is our biggest maintenance since launch, so it will last into the afternoon. We'll update everyone when it's finished!"
ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »Did somebody say patch notes?!
https://youtu.be/vMRSRyYZtuk