Notes and ETA

Maintenance for the week of April 7:
• [COMPLETE] ESO Store for maintenance – April 08, 2:00PM EDT (18:00 UTC) - 5:00PM EDT (21:00 UTC)
• ESO Store for maintenance – April 10, 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC) - 3:00PM EDT (19:00 UTC)
  • Darlgon
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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

    soon-meme.jpg

    How long have you had THAT image stashed? (Shiver, the Daedric glowing senche eyes thru the door. "Buddy, you wont be a 'real live dog' for very much longer..")
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • thumpthing
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    patch day is kinda like kidney stones

    https://youtu.be/qybUFnY7Y8w






    guess I never posted in the forums? coulda sworn I had
  • TraumaHawk
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    idk the exact hour but seems logical usa will be playing on the 16th wich would be early morning 6am ish on the 17th GMT time
    Edited by TraumaHawk on March 16, 2015 3:34PM
  • tinythinker
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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

    soon-meme.jpg

    Thanks!
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  • Garbrac
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    Edited by Garbrac on March 16, 2015 3:37PM
  • Attorneyatlawl
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    Edited by Attorneyatlawl on March 16, 2015 3:42PM
    -First-Wave Closed Beta Tester of the Psijic Order, aka the 0.016 percent.
    Exploits suck. Don't blame just the game, blame the players abusing them!

    -Playing since July 2013, back when we had a killspam channel in Cyrodiil and the lands of Tamriel were roamed by dinosaurs.
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  • Kupoking
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    Soon could be anytime in between now or tomorrow it seems
  • DHale
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    Hi Gina and Jessica, dont let the PVP team fool you. Siege damage is not scaled or adjusted or any other such term.

    Patch notes should be changed to: We have nerfed all siege damage to be in line with cotton balls and pillows. We would not want these items causing damage to players and upsetting them. We like that ppl can stand in siege which is good as healing has been nerfed too. All good... working as intended.
    Sorcerna, proud beta sorc. RIP April 2014 to May 31 2016 DArk Brotherhood. Out of retirement for negates and encases. Sorcerna will be going back into retirement to be my main crafter Fall 2018. Because an 8 k shield is f ing useless. Died because of baddies on the forum. Too much qq too little pew pew. 16 AD 2 DC. 0 EP cause they bad, CP 2300 plus 18 level 50 toons. NA, PC, Grey Host#SORCLIVESMATTER actually they don’t or they wouldn’t keep getting nerfed constantly.
  • tinythinker
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    Soon could be anytime in between now or tomorrow it seems

    We usually get the notes within 2 hours or so of the SOON comment. At least that's what I seem to recall/observe.
    Edited by tinythinker on March 16, 2015 3:52PM
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  • linoge63
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    Eagerness and anticipation to get back to an awesome game gives rise a lot of frustration. Let the people that are behind providing us this wonderful game apply that same intelligence and awesomeness to this function without unnecessary critique yeah?
    Edited by linoge63 on March 16, 2015 4:10PM
  • MissBizz
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    I would love to see pre-server-up hypothetical patch notes.

    Just imagine, they could be the real patch notes... PLUS random "notes" that are not legit. It would obviously be well-known/advertised that these are not the real notes. It could be great fun for everyone while the servers are down. Making fun of the obvious fake notes, as well trying to determine the more realistic notes as fake or real.

    "Nirnhoned will now be available in lower Craglorn"
    "New Unicorn mount added"
    "Forward camps have been added back into the same with some new rules"
    "Nirnhoned will no longer penetrate 100% spell resistance"
    "New Vaults of Madness Vet Dungeon"
    "Tamriel Unlimited logo's have been updated"
    "Enjoy your new Senche mounts! ..Tomorrow when we unlock them"

    Haha. Yes, I know this is unrealistic and will never happen. Just like to giggle and enjoy the thought.
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  • Folkb
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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

    soon-meme.jpg

    :love:@ZOS_GinaBruno
  • tinythinker
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    I would love to see pre-server-up hypothetical patch notes.

    Just imagine, they could be the real patch notes... PLUS random "notes" that are not legit. It would obviously be well-known/advertised that these are not the real notes. It could be great fun for everyone while the servers are down. Making fun of the obvious fake notes, as well trying to determine the more realistic notes as fake or real.

    "Nirnhoned will now be available in lower Craglorn"
    "New Unicorn mount added"
    "Forward camps have been added back into the same with some new rules"
    "Nirnhoned will no longer penetrate 100% spell resistance"
    "New Vaults of Madness Vet Dungeon"
    "Tamriel Unlimited logo's have been updated"
    "Enjoy your new Senche mounts! ..Tomorrow when we unlock them"

    Haha. Yes, I know this is unrealistic and will never happen. Just like to giggle and enjoy the thought.

    It could happen, I mean, what else does Gina have to do between episodes of ESO Live? ;)
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  • ESO_Maya
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    6+ hours? I highly doubt that, if you saw the Patch note on the PTS for 2.0, it pretty small.

    PTS 2.0 Notes

    And even though it's stated that these aren't all of them, I believe it should be done by noon.

    Noon Eastern? Didn't make it.
  • sirston
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    Whitestakes Revenge
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    Sirston
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    Pride Of The Pact
    Vehemence
    The Crimson Order

    victoria aut mors
  • Roechacca
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  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    PeterRJG wrote: »

    Where did he say it takes hours?

    Man do I have to explain everything? He said they werent up yet. Its been hours since server went down. He said the patch notes had to be formatted and this takes time. meaning that the time the servers had been down was not enough time to format a doc file into a hmtl document.
  • BigM
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    I like they updated the launcher but heck they had the opportunity to really update it. Like close when starting the game, make it so after you close it you don't have it's icon still in the tray (one time I had 4 of them just sitting there). It is funny though even the launcher has bugs. You got to love them, they are consistent. :smiley:

    Patch notes soon, cool we are about an hour away from playing what is still my favorite online game. :blush:

    Oh the most important part of launcher to have it download big patches in background so when they run it we already have it dl'ed.
    Edited by BigM on March 16, 2015 4:15PM
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  • TraumaHawk
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    ah, they went out to lunch
  • MW2K
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    Man do I have to explain everything?

    You aren't explaining anything. You simply aren't reading correctly. I'm the one that said they had to be formatted, a fact that if you had read it properly, you would've learned immediately and saw it was me.

    BTW, my original post was a joke, you know...J O K E?

    I wouldn't have a clue what needs to be done to get the patch notes on the server. Perhaps ZOS outsources them to Kazakhstan and Borat to do them or something.
    Edited by MW2K on March 16, 2015 4:17PM
    Lighting braziers and dispelling wards in Tamriel since 1994
  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    Comcast was here this morning upgraded my internet to 105mbps and my TV is now some kind of media center. Anyways figured the servers would be back up after he was done. Guess not lol.
  • Skwor
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    WOW I took off work today and just finished buying my son a 330XI BMW (college reward for half way through an Engineering Degree) and am back already and still patching?

    LMAO who would have thunk patching takes longer than buying a car.
    Edited by Skwor on March 16, 2015 4:26PM
  • jamesharv2005ub17_ESO
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    WOW I took off work today and just finished buying my son a 330XI BMW (college reward for half way through an Engineering Degree) and am back already and still patching?

    LMAO who would have thunk patching takes longer than buying a car.

    Hey you need any new children? I graduated college too :)
  • Darlgon
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    Did you guys see the cool new launcher splash screen yet?
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Skwor
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    Hey you need any new children? I graduated college too :)

    3 is already to many I work enough as it is :s
    Edited by Skwor on March 16, 2015 4:30PM
  • BigM
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    3 is already to many I work enough as it is :s

    Just wait I got 5 grand kids and watch 3 of them. Boy does that cut into my gaming. So if you have 3 kids (I only had 2) you could have between 5 to 10. :-D
    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking
  • mhmfrogub17_ESO
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    From ESO's Twitter page less than an hour ago.

    "This is our biggest maintenance since launch, so it will last into the afternoon. We'll update everyone when it's finished!"
  • BigM
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    From ESO's Twitter page less than an hour ago.

    "This is our biggest maintenance since launch, so it will last into the afternoon. We'll update everyone when it's finished!"

    Nice sounds like they are crossing all their T's, I like it if they do this one right. :smiley:
    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking
  • HeXCalibur
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    And that will be when?

    .... besides SOON
    Edited by HeXCalibur on March 16, 2015 4:42PM
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  • Deome
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    Did somebody say patch notes?!

    soon-meme.jpg

    Calm down folks. Watch a video and then go read a few lorebooks. You DO still have your library in Skyrim, don't you? https://youtu.be/vMRSRyYZtuk
    Deome
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