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Jayshua
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SHOVE THEM.....

Please allow us to murder this NPC!

LOL
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  • traigusb14_ESO2
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    It is also "lop off heads.. not lob." I hate her :smiley:

  • AshySamurai
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    "Look, I have this necklace and these rings. It have to worth something..."
    Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!
  • Katinas
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    Jayshua wrote: »
    SHOVE THEM.....

    Please allow us to murder this NPC!

    LOL

    I'd like to buy this hero an ale!
  • Artemiisia
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    AshySamurai wrote: »
    "Look, I have this necklace and these rings. It have to worth something..."

    u been to craglorn I see :D
  • Muizer
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    Jayshua wrote: »
    SHOVE THEM.....

    Please allow us to murder this NPC!

    LOL

    Want to cry me a river? Go ahead! Maybe you can float out of Craglorn.

    Btw, if you think the conversations in Belkarth are predictable, the banker begs to disagree. Apparently there's a lot of uncertainty there.
    Edited by Muizer on March 7, 2015 10:21AM
    Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!
  • Panda244
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    I love to crush skulls and eat sweetrolls, and I've no more sweetrolls......
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  • renton1x1x1
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    argggghhhhh "they haven't picked up their order this month what i am supposed to do transport the good up a road crawling with sand warriors to a school where they lop of the heads off the unworthy"

    i turn a lot of writs in belkarth. She has to die along with npc female khajitt in Rawl'ki that starts with "And Finally The wood elf known as Sinajin"
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  • Jayshua
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    Katinas wrote: »
    Jayshua wrote: »
    SHOVE THEM.....

    Please allow us to murder this NPC!

    LOL

    I'd like to buy this hero an ale!

    Why thank you! @Katinas :)
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  • Draxys
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    If I could murder that character and the idiot that announces the charges against the criminal in rawl kha, I would do it over and over again. So freaking annoying.
    2013

    rip decibel
  • tinythinker
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    No, no, no...

    Have you not heard "Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars..." in your dreams yet, or when you are alone in a quiet place?
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  • Artis
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    Eh guys, imagine, there will be so many new players that don't even know the old saying..
  • Forestd16b14_ESO
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    Criminal scum openly saying to murder some one. I'll see you all rot in a cell. *heard annoying NPC* .... ugh then again my shift is about over and I need some mead to forget this long watch and if anything does happen be on the fault of my replacement and not me.
  • Jayshua
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    traigusb14_ESO2 wrote: »
    It is also "lop off heads.. not lob." I hate her :smiley:

    ZOS no speak English? lol :)
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  • drschplatt
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    The first thing I tried doing in 1.6 was murdering the NPCs in Elden Root who talk about the "clutch of butterflies" and "believe what you want"


    I almost quit when I couldn't kill them.
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  • TehMagnus
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    Why cant we kill this NPC, this is literally what made me want Justice system so badly.
  • Soulshine
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    After listening to "Druggavar and Cun Annun hunt at night" eveywhere for like 2 years? I can listen to anything.
  • CitraBenzoet_ESO
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    No, no, no...

    Have you not heard "Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars..." in your dreams yet, or when you are alone in a quiet place?
    Ibrula, I hate her, and she cover's such a large area, so annoying
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  • ashlee17
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    Please let us kill her and all bankers that wander off mid transaction.
  • Wolfenbelle
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    TehMagnus wrote: »
    Why cant we kill this NPC, this is literally what made me want Justice system so badly.

    Early on when 1.6 was first released to NA PTS server, you could kill that whiny #itch near the Belkarth WS. I murdered her about six times myself that first day or two. Don't know why ZOS made her an untouchable.

  • Enodoc
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    I was hoping I could at least deliver the goods for her at some point...
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  • mattgbrowneub17_ESO
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    Ranser...madman...
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    I love to crush skulls and eat sweetrolls, and I've no more sweetrolls......

    aww let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

    ow wait wrong game
    Edited by bertenburnyb16_ESO on March 10, 2015 3:05PM
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  • Tomg999
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    mattgbrowneub17_ESO wrote: »
    Ranser...madman...

    Oh man, that bug was a killer.
  • Saberhagen
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    I would love to kill the khajiit and elf in upper level of Eldenroot. They are constantly chatting about Sheogorath ("Did your sister see a clutch of butterflies when she was there?)
    Dogs are loyal and stupid.
    People are smart and devious.
    I'll stick with dogs.

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  • AlnilamE
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    Muizer wrote: »
    Jayshua wrote: »
    SHOVE THEM.....

    Please allow us to murder this NPC!

    LOL

    Want to cry me a river? Go ahead! Maybe you can float out of Craglorn.

    Btw, if you think the conversations in Belkarth are predictable, the banker begs to disagree. Apparently there's a lot of uncertainty there.

    That's my favourite quote!

    And yes, the uncertainty in Belkarth is very distressing.

    I guess I don't spend enough time near the way shrine to be bothered by the other one.

    Ibrula, otoh...
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  • Contraptions
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    IT'S HERE!
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  • Rylana
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    This one hears the strangeness is southpoint has ended

    Seems a daedric prince was involved

    Sheogorath himself

    Do you believe everything you hear, a Daedric Prince, did your sister see a clutch of butterflies while she was there

    Believe what you like, Im glad things have calmed there, whatever the cause.
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  • Helluin
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    No, no, no...

    Have you not heard "Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars... Thank the stars..." in your dreams yet, or when you are alone in a quiet place?

    Once I was thinking to report that NPC for stalking, haha! :D

    "This one hears the strangeness in Southpoint has ended. Seems a Deadric Prince was involved... Sheogorath himself!"... this Khajiit in Elden Root has to say thanks devs he's not attackable. :p

    Edited by Helluin on March 10, 2015 2:05PM
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  • Nestor
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    I am not a participant in the Murder side of the Justice System. I even have the game set to not hurt innocent NPCs.

    However I would change that in a second if I could murder 3 or 4 certain NPCs in the game. All mentioned in this thread.

    Problem is, they would respawn.
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    "Neither a Borrower, nor a Lender be"

    It was an overwhelming relief, when she stopped saying that.
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