Please add in Nick Konkle as an in-game character

Moonshadow66 · July 2014

Tabbycat wrote: »

So I heard a rumor that Konk is really a Daedric Prince that escaped from his plane of Oblivion.

The Daedric Prince of Cuteness

Sotha_Sil · July 2014

I will find him cute when balancing issues are adressed. I'm sorry I am not a fan yet.

SantieClaws · July 2014

They could sell plushie Konks in the store. Looks like there is a ready market out there.

Tabbycat · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

They could sell plushie Konks in the store. Looks like there is a ready market out there.

I think if I was Nick, I'd be a bit freaked out about that. lol

And... someone really should tag him to this thread. @ZOS_NickKonkle‌

Not sure that's the wise thing to do but perhaps he shall find amusement in the fact there's a select group of fans that apparently worship him.

Fuzzylumpkins · July 2014

That I do not even know who the hell this is and have no interest in googling him, makes me a better person

Tabbycat · July 2014

So what do we call these worshipers ? Konkers? Konkites?

SantieClaws · July 2014

At least this all might give them a few laughs around the ZoS offices on a Friday. I've love it if someone somewhere made a thread worshipping one of my colleagues. I'd find it weird as can be but funny anyway.

Sotha_Sil · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

At least this all might give them a few laughs around the ZoS offices on a Friday. I've love it if someone somewhere made a thread worshipping one of my colleagues. I'd find it weird as can be but funny anyway.

No I think community managers will get jealous. They won't tell him and try to hide the thread.

Thralgaf · July 2014

I think the lot of you are friggin bonkers. Not in a lets paint the kitchen red way, but in a lets eat a toothpaste sandwich way.

Moonshadow66 · July 2014

Thralgaf wrote: »

I think the lot of you are friggin bonkers. Not in a lets paint the kitchen red way, but in a lets eat a toothpaste sandwich way.

We are not bonkers, we're Konkers

Grunim · July 2014

Tabbycat wrote: »

So what do we call these worshipers ? Konkers? Konkites?

Konkites --" And that's the way it is"

SantieClaws · July 2014

Konkites stick to the original transcript of the Quakcon presentation as their holy book and follow it literally whilst Konkers follow a more liberal interpretation of the words and concentrate on the underlying message.

Sotha_Sil · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Konkites stick to the original transcript of the Quakcon presentation as their holy book and follow it literally whilst Konkers follow a more liberal interpretation of the words and concentrate on the underlying message.

I think this is getting weird.

Lynx7386 · July 2014

Add all of the devs as npcs.
Make said npcs attackable.
Publicize which devs are responsible for which changes to the game.
Adjust game changes based on which dev npcs are killed most often.

It's like blood sport voting.

arkansas_ESO · July 2014

We must now summon the Konk! All, please tag @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ into your posts so that the Konk may hear our praise!

Oh, glorious Konk, come unto us! We beg that your glorious light bless our presence, and that your righteous hand lead us into the light! Bless us Konkites, your true disciples, with your undying knowledge! @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ , come unto us!

Moonshadow66 · July 2014

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

We must now summon the Konk! All, please tag @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ into your posts so that the Konk may hear our praise!

Oh, glorious Konk, come unto us! We beg that your glorious light bless our presence, and that your righteous hand lead us into the light! Bless us Konkites, your true disciples, with your undying knowledge! @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ , come unto us!

Summon the Konk? This would be awesome in the Sorcerer class skills (Daedric Summoning), after all he's still the Daedric Prince of Cuteness, isn't he

BugCollector · July 2014

I think Nick will be pleased to hear about all his female worshippers. Go get the girls, Nick!

kevlarto_ESO · July 2014

All Hail the Konk, yes there need to be a group Konk challenge..

Nestor · July 2014

Some people in this thread need to take a wet nap and wipe the brown residue off of their noses....

vladimilianoub17_ESO1 · July 2014

all hail @ZOS_NickKonkle

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

Tabbycat wrote: »

So what do we call these worshipers ? Konkers? Konkites?

I am fine with Konkites!

Now, onto more important buisness...

@ZOS_NickKonkle‌ Hear our plea, we cry out for the privilege to bask in your gloriousness!

smeeprocketnub19_ESO · July 2014

Will this be the successor to Scientology? Only time will tell.

arkansas_ESO · July 2014

Raygee wrote: »

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

We must now summon the Konk! All, please tag @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ into your posts so that the Konk may hear our praise!

Oh, glorious Konk, come unto us! We beg that your glorious light bless our presence, and that your righteous hand lead us into the light! Bless us Konkites, your true disciples, with your undying knowledge! @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ , come unto us!

Summon the Konk? This would be awesome in the Sorcerer class skills (Daedric Summoning), after all he's still the Daedric Prince of Cuteness, isn't he

Replace the Summon Storm Atronach ultimate with Summon The Konk.

Morphs:

Here Comes the Konk: Adds a powerful area of effect damage effect.

The Konk is Eternal: Adds duration to the Konk summon.

Moonshadow66 · July 2014

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

Raygee wrote: »

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

We must now summon the Konk! All, please tag @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ into your posts so that the Konk may hear our praise!

Oh, glorious Konk, come unto us! We beg that your glorious light bless our presence, and that your righteous hand lead us into the light! Bless us Konkites, your true disciples, with your undying knowledge! @ZOS_NickKonkle‌ , come unto us!

Summon the Konk? This would be awesome in the Sorcerer class skills (Daedric Summoning), after all he's still the Daedric Prince of Cuteness, isn't he

Replace the Summon Storm Atronach ultimate with Summon The Konk.

Morphs:

Here Comes the Konk: Adds a powerful area of effect damage effect.

The Konk is Eternal: Adds duration to the Konk summon.

Lol

Or another idea for "Here Comes the Konk": Adds a powerful area of effect charming spell. All enemies won't be hostile anymore and gladly hand out the loot voluntarily.

SantieClaws · July 2014

Perhaps we need to drink a lot of wine and sacrifice something? Anyone got a goat they are not using right now?

arkansas_ESO · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Perhaps we need to drink a lot of wine and sacrifice something? Anyone got a goat they are not using right now?

I've got a piglet I could probably spare. For Konk!

tinythinker · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

At least this all might give them a few laughs around the ZoS offices on a Friday. I've love it if someone somewhere made a thread worshipping one of my colleagues. I'd find it weird as can be but funny anyway.

Definitely. And it could make things deliciously weird and awkward the next time he goes on a Twitch interview with fans or a trade show panel: "And we'd like to ask you about your cult following and whether we'll see some version of you in the game..."

SG_Celerrimus · July 2014

You know... if we wish and hoe for it enough, perhaps we will get a spell that summons The Konk, its possible.

Kewljag_66_ESO · July 2014

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

The glorious Konk must be immortalized in the game. Please add in our lord and savior, ZOS.

I would like to see him as a Pet that follows you around and can fix bugs you find as well as kill exploiters and bots you see on your journeys

Tabbycat · July 2014

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

Tabbycat wrote: »

arkansas_ESO wrote: »

zdkazz wrote: »

Surragard wrote: »

This is an extremely QGN orientated thread :-)

yes, yes it is, we also need G'staff and Huge G sage ingame

Fool! The Sage is but a mere shadow to the great Konk!

Oh dear, now I'm picturing Sage as a Sorcerer, Konk as a mighty Dragon Knight and G'staff as the healing Templar.... we're missing someone.

What Nightblade is worthy enough to stand alongside the mighty Konk?

There could be only one....

The Legendary

Todd Howard

Don't think we could get him to play an MMO though.