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Please add in Nick Konkle as an in-game character

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  • arkansas_ESO
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    arkansas_ESO wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    arkansas_ESO wrote: »
    zdkazz wrote: »
    Surragard wrote: »
    This is an extremely QGN orientated thread :-)
    yes, yes it is, we also need G'staff and Huge G sage ingame

    Fool! The Sage is but a mere shadow to the great Konk!

    Oh dear, now I'm picturing Sage as a Sorcerer, Konk as a mighty Dragon Knight and G'staff as the healing Templar.... we're missing someone.

    What Nightblade is worthy enough to stand alongside the mighty Konk?

    There could be only one....


    The Legendary


    Todd Howard


    Don't think we could get him to play an MMO though.

    We must try! How do we summon this Howard?
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  • SG_Celerrimus
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    I just had a thought....

    We get spellcrafting stuff from ancient, hidden, and secret classrooms, could these classrooms be called... The Konk Academy?
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  • Navuri
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    So where are the hardcore ESO lore fanboys now? Shouldn't they be screaming like little kids that an addition like this would be 'lore-breaking'?
  • Tabbycat
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    Navuri wrote: »
    So where are the hardcore ESO lore fanboys now? Shouldn't they be screaming like little kids that an addition like this would be 'lore-breaking'?

    I should hope the loreumites would have more of a sense of humor than that.

    This thread is obviously not serious.

    Tam! RUGH!
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  • tinythinker
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    This thread is obviously not serious.
    The Konkites will not take kindly to your blasphemy.

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  • Tabbycat
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    This thread is obviously not serious.
    The Konkites will not take kindly to your blasphemy.

    :o

    Why does this make me think of:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNRXS-lDgYg
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  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    And for those that don't want to worship the almighty Konkle

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW5Y0BMVLfg
  • Rune_Relic
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    Navuri wrote: »
    So where are the hardcore ESO lore fanboys now? Shouldn't they be screaming like little kids that an addition like this would be 'lore-breaking'?

    The possibility of multiple realities converging....is not outside the lore of Elder Scrolls.
    Indeed Dragon Breaks are the very essence of it.
    Reality and other Falsehoods ;)
    Edited by Rune_Relic on July 26, 2014 4:35PM
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  • arkansas_ESO
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    Navuri wrote: »
    So where are the hardcore ESO lore fanboys now? Shouldn't they be screaming like little kids that an addition like this would be 'lore-breaking'?

    C0DA makes it all canon.
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  • arkansas_ESO
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    tinythinker wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    This thread is obviously not serious.
    The Konkites will not take kindly to your blasphemy.

    String up the heathen! He has insulted our glorious Konk!
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  • Tabbycat
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    arkansas_ESO wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    This thread is obviously not serious.
    The Konkites will not take kindly to your blasphemy.

    String up the heathen! He has insulted our glorious Konk!

    Pft. Nick likes me. Deal with it. :p

    On a serious note, I love TES and I love Bethesda. I even love ZOS too.

    Konk gets his share of awesome points for developing Spellcrafting.
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  • Lunerdog
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    If the Konk is reading this thread he's probably getting slightly uneasy right about now.

    Run Konkie run...
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    Lunerdog wrote: »
    If the Konk is reading this thread he's probably getting slightly uneasy right about now.

    Run Konkie run...

    Indeed. Just nod your head and agree with them while you back away slowly.
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  • arkansas_ESO
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    arkansas_ESO wrote: »
    tinythinker wrote: »
    Tabbycat wrote: »
    This thread is obviously not serious.
    The Konkites will not take kindly to your blasphemy.

    String up the heathen! He has insulted our glorious Konk!

    Pft. Nick likes me. Deal with it. :p

    On a serious note, I love TES and I love Bethesda. I even love ZOS too.

    Konk gets his share of awesome points for developing Spellcrafting.

    All hail the Konk, may his divine gift of Spellcrafting lead us into a new age of prosperity and bound weapons!
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    Grand Overlord 25/8/17
  • SantieClaws
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    Paul Sage will be feeling pretty down right now. He has been the public face of ESO now for months and not once has anyone even thought about starting a cult devoted to his worship. His glorious Konkness does one presentation and one podcast and becomes an insta deity. If he can't be in game could we at least have a festival of Konk? Where we can all get drunk and recite lines from the Quakecon thing.
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  • Oberon
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    Until we see actual changes live in the game, the Quakecon promises mean nothing. The ESO design team flat out dropped the ball in a big way on many fronts, leading to an enormous number of lost subscriptions.

    Let's see the most egregious design errors actually fixed, implemented and working, before we anoint anyone the savior of ESO, especially with regard to those who are to blame for the very problems the game is facing.
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    Navuri wrote: »
    So where are the hardcore ESO lore fanboys now? Shouldn't they be screaming like little kids that an addition like this would be 'lore-breaking'?

    Nah we only do that when people propose dumb and stupid things (omg Pandas, Dwemer and Chimer interacting with 2E people).

    The Konk is one of the makers of the Aurbis, he's one of the Dreamers, so he basically could CHIM his way into Nirn as an spectre.
    Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.
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    So if the SC does not turn out as we wanted, we can expect some effigies I guess :P

    But until then, all hail the Konk.
    "The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing. - Lyris Titanborn
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    wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
    Paul Sage will be feeling pretty down right now. He has been the public face of ESO now for months and not once has anyone even thought about starting a cult devoted to his worship. His glorious Konkness does one presentation and one podcast and becomes an insta deity. If he can't be in game could we at least have a festival of Konk? Where we can all get drunk and recite lines from the Quakecon thing.

    I'll let you in on a little secret. Paul Sage has always been my favorite developer. <3

    He has followers, but we are a quiet bunch. Shhhh, don't tell him.
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  • arkansas_ESO
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    wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »
    Paul Sage will be feeling pretty down right now. He has been the public face of ESO now for months and not once has anyone even thought about starting a cult devoted to his worship. His glorious Konkness does one presentation and one podcast and becomes an insta deity. If he can't be in game could we at least have a festival of Konk? Where we can all get drunk and recite lines from the Quakecon thing.

    It's never too late, people of Tamriel. As self-appointed Head Disciple of the Konk, I hereby encourage the founding of cults divine institutions based around the other developers. By all means, shout praise of Brian Wheeler when you go into battle, for it means naught to us true Konk worshippers.
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