That one friendly NPC you want dead

BBSooner · July 2014

smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »

BBSooner wrote: »

Can I kill Ayrenn so I don't have to babysit her any more?

Ayrenn is the one leader you don't actually have to babysit. She wades into the fray with you. All the kings whimper and die and prove to be generally useless, but Ayrenn actually knows how to fight.

Why people would hate that is beyond me.

Personally, I hate most of the tag a long npcs. They always seem to be useless and refuse to fight more than one mob when I engage multiples.

Also, Shalidor. It's his fault that stuff with Valaste happens.

I disagree, i felt like most of my interactions with her were helping her feel legitimized by everybody else, because people just need to recognize her and see just how great she is. Bleh. She felt like somebody that needed to be handheld and Razum-dar and I were her 'handlers'.

OrangeTheCat · July 2014

The bankers in Auridon's main city (the one in the south of the island). I do all my crafting and banking there as I know my way around by heart. There is so much running back and forth between crafting stations and the bank that I get tired of hearing their same greeting 100s of times.

Zorrashi · July 2014

A friendly NPC that I hate enough to kill? Well, nearly everyone fawns over me just for being alive-ish (what exactly is a soulless one?).

I'd have to say....the people that always say "Surprise me. Say something intelligent"....Yeah...those people....

hk11 · July 2014

The prophet is starting to annoy me.

Gothic · July 2014

OrangeTheCat wrote: »

The bankers in Auridon's main city (the one in the south of the island). I do all my crafting and banking there as I know my way around by heart. There is so much running back and forth between crafting stations and the bank that I get tired of hearing their same greeting 100s of times.

"Five-fold veneration, my friend! You've come to make a deposit, yes?"

"Auri-El knows I'm here to serve. What can I help you with?"

Do you guys have to say it EVERY TIME I need to use banking services? Can we make it so there's a "back" button in the banker menu so I don't have to hear ?

I want to kill these two.

Jennifur_Vultee · July 2014

Personally I can't stand the Orcs in ESO, they sound like everyone else...no gravely , rough, deep voices, they whine and complain. I remember one Orc man in Redfur Trading Post whining about how he was deposed as chief and how pitiful he was...what happened to being a proud warrior willing to fight for what he thought was his. No, no he'd rather sit there and sulk like a emo teen rather than try to reclaim what was his or die trying.

The Orcs in ESO are so...whimpy and whiney. I never played an Orc in any TES game but I got a sense of them as a people. I guess they learn to toughen up at some point but the Orcs I know from other games would slaughter the ESO Orcs just for not following the Code of Malacath and being weak.

$infraction2008b16_ESO$ · July 2014

Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Casimir's life....

smeeprocketnub19_ESO · July 2014

BBSooner wrote: »

smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »

BBSooner wrote: »

Can I kill Ayrenn so I don't have to babysit her any more?

Ayrenn is the one leader you don't actually have to babysit. She wades into the fray with you. All the kings whimper and die and prove to be generally useless, but Ayrenn actually knows how to fight.

Why people would hate that is beyond me.

Personally, I hate most of the tag a long npcs. They always seem to be useless and refuse to fight more than one mob when I engage multiples.

Also, Shalidor. It's his fault that stuff with Valaste happens.

I disagree, i felt like most of my interactions with her were helping her feel legitimized by everybody else, because people just need to recognize her and see just how great she is. Bleh. She felt like somebody that needed to be handheld and Razum-dar and I were her 'handlers'.

They all require hand-holding because you are the hero and that is apparently your job, to babysit everyone. Also, menial labor.

But Ayrenn will do all this crap with you, and is useful. The DC king didn't even have the decency to stay alive, I had to rescue his butt from death, too.

seneferab16_ESO · July 2014

...neither a borroweer or a lenderbeeeeeee...

phaneub17_ESO · July 2014

hk11 wrote: »

The prophet is starting to annoy me.

I don't know how far you gotten since you posted this, but that option becomes available...

forbarcusb16_ESO · July 2014

WELCOME TO THE BANK OF DAGGERFALL

If I get the option to kill her I will do it even if it means I can never bank again

rbenkepub19_ESO · July 2014

infraction2008b16_ESO wrote: »

Did you hear? Some stranger saved King Casimir's life....

That one! I stopped using the crafting station next to those two, just because I couldn't stand to hear that conversation anymore. Why it's on a 15-second infinite repeat cycle is beyond me.

ThoradinBloodfire · July 2014

ITS HERE!!! yeah, that guy. Take an arrow to the face bud

RedMiniStapler · July 2014

You can't spell Vanus without '***', I hate that guy.

Noctisse · July 2014

smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »

BBSooner wrote: »

Can I kill Ayrenn so I don't have to babysit her any more?

Ayrenn is the one leader you don't actually have to babysit. She wades into the fray with you. All the kings whimper and die and prove to be generally useless, but Ayrenn actually knows how to fight.

Why people would hate that is beyond me.

Personally, I hate most of the tag a long npcs. They always seem to be useless and refuse to fight more than one mob when I engage multiples.

Also, Shalidor. It's his fault that stuff with Valaste happens.

Actually I agree on that Ayrenn stuff. She's pretty ok, especially compared to King Emeric who is a crossbreed between ''princess in distress'' and ''whining crybaby''. I'm getting sick of changing his diapers. Why is that guy even on the throne if he has so many self esteem issues?

@RedMiniStapler‌ nice one XD

kingnerevar · July 2014

Almelexia

starlizard70ub17_ESO · July 2014

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Lyris. Reminds me too much of Lydia.

Not only does she do nothing in a fight, she also actively gets in your way and blocks for the monster.

starlizard70ub17_ESO · July 2014

NorthernFury wrote: »

Lady Laurent, without a doubt. I tried my best, but only poor Stibbons seemed to suffer.....

I actually liked those two. Stibbons reminded me of the nerdy kid who does the hot girls homework just for the privilege of hanging around her. And now, every so often when I'm in town, some noble women will pass on Lady Laurent's thanks for helping her.

Victus · July 2014

dsalter wrote: »

every banker who only repeats the same line every time you go to change what your doing with them

YES NEIDRAS IS A THIEF! Why do you sound surprised the six-hundredth time I heard you say it?

Sighlynce · July 2014

The one that drives me insane every time I have to hear his voice .. I would rather hear nails scratch across a chalkboard then spend one more minute with.. yeah, you know who .... Varen Aquilarios...

My main and any alts kill this guy off

- and its a good thing

- Varen "I caused this, all of this. If Molag Bal destroys this world, the blame will be mine. Mine, I know."
- Me " I agree... The blame is yours and yours alone, there is no one else to blame... Now how about giving me my soul back you @%^$%#$^!^ ... Abner , Lets do this , mmmwwwwwwahhhhhhhh !" Feels good everytime

Victus · July 2014

Sallakat wrote: »

Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<

!

Red Diamond is the equivalent of a Beiber song the radio stations won't stop playing for some reason.

Thechemicals · July 2014

The bank lady in the first zone.

Siliconhobbit_ESO · September 2014

STIBBONS!

james_vestbergb16_ESO · September 2014

That guy in Belkarth, Craglorn, he's the one telling the argonian: "Cry me a river and maybe you can float out of Craglorn". That cocky excuse of a man is getting his teeth placed on the curve come justice system.

Pseudonym · September 2014

That damn Nord in Riften, who bugs the hell out of you everytime you enter. I ended up doing the quest in the end, just to get him off my back.

"Halt, I was sent for you!"

Without even mentioning him, my two friends said the same thing. Now we've made a joke out of it, and everytime one of us come online, our greeting is usually; "Halt, I was sent for you!"

He's so going to die. I'll gladly watch my character get torn to pieces by waves of guards and players, just to watch him get Uppercutted into the Riften sewers.

16BitForestCat · September 2014

I want to kill all those guards who insult you when you walk by....Actually, I just kinda want to kill all the guards, period. But then again, my Bosmer has a rather serious problem with authority. (Streaking throne rooms is one of her hobbies.)

Psychobunni · September 2014

Ayrenn. I did start in Ebonheart but its not the faction thing because I don't pvp, AD is actually my favorite questing area beauty/terrain/etc wise. But I wish to Talos I could kill her sorry worthless arse.

I know, I'm the hero, I'm suppose to save her yada, yada....but as a female player I really wish they had made her a stronger more admirable character. You can be pretty and not be a total waste of oxygen, needing someone to practically clean your rear for you. Missed opportunity imo

Next up is definitely Vanus Galerion, he deserves a spot on the table next to Mannimarco

Siliconhobbit_ESO · September 2014

I'm making a correction.

I was out last night checking various guild traders and I stumbled upon this individual at the Baandari Trading Post in Malabal Tor:

He will be the first to die. I've even placed a marker on the map to remind myself.

To semi-quote the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation:

"He's a mindless jerk who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes."

JD2013 · September 2014

High King Emeric. Love Bill Nighy, but Gods he is so snotty. I am DC and I want him dead. I shall take his place. Mwahahaha.