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That one friendly NPC you want dead
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reggielee✭✭✭✭the bitchy stablemasters.... makes me want to slap them. heres your gold to feed my mount you filthy smelly peasentMama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.1 -
xDonMega✭✭✭Slantasiam wrote: »every banker in the game...
Every banker in the game! STFU already!Edited by xDonMega on June 5, 2014 1:14PM0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I haven't found them...but I will. Oh yes I shall.
Whoever the hell keeps saying "It's here!" in Riften is a dead man walking. I would buy 100 soul gems just to keep rezzing him after beating him to death over and over. I don't know what is "here" and why he will not reveal himself.
He needs to be sorted.
On the topic of Riften, there are some NPC's around the crafting stations I can't figure which one of them is talking, but I'm sure its a Nord. Something about a Dark Elf with another Nord having relations and he finds it disgusting. I can't seem to locate them when they say it, only while I'm at a crafting table, and it's not a speech that shows up on the chat window when you toggle NPC's subtitles on.0 -
Noctisse✭✭✭Seriously, there are just too many random obnoxious non-hostile, non-essential npcs we should be able to kill, like in every other Elder Scrolls Game.
Like all those racist civilians, who keep talking trash about your race right in your face.
And no, it wouldn't mess the game for everyone, since the NPCs one sees and can interact with are personalized and dependent on quest choices anyway...1 -
Noswell✭✭✭Shalidor, Jarl of Whiterun. The most legendary mage in the Elder Scrolls and he's pretty much a whiny scrub. So he's already dead, he should have left well enough alone.0
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kip_silverwolf✭✭✭✭✭every banker who only repeats the same line every time you go to change what your doing with them
felt the same way, until I got the addon that mutes them. Now banking is a much more pleasant experience!
"I'm going to live forever..or at least die trying"
drunken Nord & Tamriel streaker since Arena1 -
Lunerdog✭✭✭✭✭City guards who utter "If you want to lose ten pounds of ugly fat......."
Shut up you half baked tin pot hair brained clown pocket before I feed you your own entrails, I'm trying to save the world here.
And I know Angie Stower had her rant cut short, but it's too late now, pass me that gaffer tape.4 -
AgriyaTheGrey✭✭✭Any, and by that I mean all, of the NPCs singing Red Diamond throughout the game.
Red Diamond isn't the problem for me -it's that damn 'Planemeld is Nigh' drivel that I hear far more often. Ignoring for the moment the fact it sounds like faux-folk written by someone whose sole experience of real folk music is a Pentangle album they heard a bit of once and many years ago, why would anyone sing that in a tavern? Why would anyone sit and listen to it? Why would the Faction Leaders tolerate it? It's bad for morale to the point of subversion! It breaks immersion that the bloody tavern dwellers know as much about what's happening as I do and yet the Faction Leaders persist in their petty little war for their petty little ruby throne! If MoBal's intentions are common knowledge, why haven't the factions already joined forces to thwart him? Can't they prioritise worth a damn? and breathe.![:\](https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
-Group Captain Sir Douglas Robert Steuart Bader CBE DSO DFC FRAeS DLRules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools.
-The Lun YuIf a man is correct in his own person, then there will be obedience without orders being given; but if he is not correct in his own person, there will not be obedience even though orders are given.1 -
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✭✭Catflinger wrote: »Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".
Haven't got an ep character far enough yet to meet her, but I imagine that it'll be hate at first sight again.. similar to in morrowind tribunal
It's quite clever writing, the signs are there if you have not played Tribunal but if you have it's fairly blatantly obvious she is well on the way to being batshit insane.
So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.0 -
NorthernFury✭✭✭✭Lady Laurent, without a doubt. I tried my best, but only poor Stibbons seemed to suffer.....
Skadi Storm-Blade - VR14 Altmer Sorcerer
Brynnhild Valkyrja - VR12 Nord DragonKnight
Haakon Hardrada - VR12 Nord Templar
Sanguine's Tester (retired)
Cattle die
kinsmen die
all men are mortal.
Words of praise
will never perish
nor a noble name.
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Ardeni✭✭Razum-Dar (spelling). I didn't like the way he spoke nor did I like the fact that he kept saving me from jails - to which I had ended up in due to him anyways. I even chose to let him die in the end, but this didn't stop him from appearing in the next stage of main story as if nothing had happened.0
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ebondeath✭✭✭✭✭There were more than a few times when I wanted to feed Countess Eselde Tamrith to the bloodfiends. Janeve for Countess 2014.
And that pompous blowhard windbag Vanus Galerion. He was barely almost tolerable until I got to the part where we were stopping the Planemeld and he was yelling at us how super amazing awesome he is and yo guys he's got this so just go chill until he's done. Nearly put my fist through the screen.╔═════════════⌈Alannah Corvaine⌋══════════════╗
Rise, rise! To freedom, rise! Arise, ye Breton sons and daughters.
Ride, ride! To freedom, ride! Truth and glory to the brave!
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kieso✭✭✭✭✭
✭Razum-Dar (spelling). I didn't like the way he spoke nor did I like the fact that he kept saving me from jails - to which I had ended up in due to him anyways. I even chose to let him die in the end, but this didn't stop him from appearing in the next stage of main story as if nothing had happened.
If you talk to him he tells you what happened.0 -
@Catflinger I agree with the Almalexia thing. I also want to kill the house Dres guards and that one Dunmer slaver in that one plantation.{|~My Characters~|}Ma'ir - Khajiit AD Sorcerer
Sanmire Korlael - Altmer AD Dragonknight
{|~Notable Wizards~|}
Gandalf
Merlin
Master Neloth
Shalidor
Divayth Fyr
Myself0 -
Hamfast✭✭✭✭✭Funny, I do find the bankers annoying but if we killed them all, how would we get to our banks?
I can't agree on Queen Ayrenn, I keep thinking about the Purple velvet dress and the School Marm...
Of the named NPC's, almost any of the mage guild leaders... and Abner Tharn... they seem to all be Pompous Arses...
As for the Wise Arse Guards, I would just like to be able to answer them... You do look like an information broker, What Rumors? What Stupid Questions?...
The faceless, nameless NPC's that can never get the story right... I could see ending them just because they are idiots...Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most...0 -
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✭Add-On that mutes all annoying NPCs:
http://www.esoui.com/downloads/info225-BorrowerAndLender-NPCMuter.html0 -
Hilgara✭✭✭✭✭"Do you want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? I'd be happy to chop your head off"
Challenge accepted!0 -
Weberda✭✭✭✭✭
✭Lady Clarisse Laurent. Every time I see that woman I know I'm getting stuck with a difficult quest because she is totally clueless and goes where no rational person would. Why Stibbons puts up with her is beyond me.Fernwood, EP Haderus NA
Lo Behold, AD Thornblade NA (formerly Haderus, inactive)4 -
Ooh, here's a good one. Alliance guards are big jerks. despite being a sergeant for the AD they seem fit to call me a half wit, fat, a trouble maker, and a "rumor-monger" Perhaps they are envious of my fashionable robes. {|~My Characters~|}Ma'ir - Khajiit AD Sorcerer
Sanmire Korlael - Altmer AD Dragonknight
{|~Notable Wizards~|}
Gandalf
Merlin
Master Neloth
Shalidor
Divayth Fyr
Myself1 -
Heraclea✭✭✭Sheogorath. Thinks he's funny. Isn't.Hircine loves me, this I know,
Your intestines told me so.
Quæ tam fera immanisque natura? - Cicero1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭phaneub17_ESO wrote: »Name that one NPC that infuriates or annoys the crap out of you so much that lives on you would want dead, who would it be?
well, for me that would be the NPC at all the keeps that we hear speak to us when we are within ANY keep and aproach the teleporter (wayshine, transitis shrines inside keeps)
every time the group im with takes a keep we then head out to take the next keep. we all feel invigorated and happy that we worked hard to own and conqour and kill for that keep!
but, as soon as i aproach the transitis shrine to teleport the npc (one of the four npc's around the shrine casting magicka onto the shrine) allways has a smart mouth insulting responce ...
"what do YOU want!"
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"WHAT"
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some type of disturbed comment as if they have NO respect to us for taking that keep and somehow forcing or causing that group of 4 npc's to stand there and help us use the shrine!
it's very insulting and i realy wish they were not even there because truth is they are in the way! and insulting with thier speech!
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✭✭The NPC in Riften who yells "It's here!" all day and night. One day you will be referring to a dual wielding fire breathing Argonian coming to rain fire down upon you, oh yes, little one.
Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
Remembering better days of less RNG in all the things.2 -
milesrodneymcneely2_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
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Oh. My. GODS.Anyone of them mofos who sings RED DIAMOND >.<
I want to stab them in the face. With a warhammer. Coated in the most virulent of Shadowfen toxins.
What's worse is I have those songs stuck in my head - WITH the wrong lyrics.
I'm all, "Red Diamond, Red Diamond, with aaaaaaall the hope and stuff".
And, "The planemeld is nigh, we're all gonna die, I'm so freaking scared, I think I could cry".
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pretty much every single bard in the game. and should they become killable when the justice system is released, i will lead a faction wide campaign to kill and camp them because the only thing a tone-deaf singer who wont shut up deserves is a knife through the gut!Edited by vicviper0_ESO on July 14, 2014 5:24PM1
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smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭Can I kill Ayrenn so I don't have to babysit her any more?
Ayrenn is the one leader you don't actually have to babysit. She wades into the fray with you. All the kings whimper and die and prove to be generally useless, but Ayrenn actually knows how to fight.
Why people would hate that is beyond me.
Personally, I hate most of the tag a long npcs. They always seem to be useless and refuse to fight more than one mob when I engage multiples.
Also, Shalidor. It's his fault that stuff with Valaste happens.
Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.3
