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That one friendly NPC you want dead

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Name that one NPC that infuriates or annoys the crap out of you so much that lives on you would want dead, who would it be?
Edited by phaneub17_ESO on June 1, 2014 10:37AM
  • Tannakaobi
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    Queen Ayrenn would be a good start. A sorry excuse for an Altmer.
  • rfpalmerb16_ESO
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    Cadwell. I want him replaced with Miracle Max.
    Round peg? Square hole? Not a problem with a big enough hammer.
  • stevenpotter321b14_ESO
    Pretty much every follower npc that just stands there while Im getting hammered.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    Shalidor. He's just a whiny turd and a sore loser. Sounds too much like the people on the forums and Facebook page.
  • SoupDragon
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    Shalidor. He's just a whiny turd and a sore loser. Sounds too much like the people on the forums and Facebook page.

    Agreed! I just want to slap him.
  • Snowstrider
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    Queen Ayrenn,Sad they made high elves into generic fantasy elves,And High elves live really long,Why have the ruler just be in her 20s?

  • Shiaxi
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    Hmmm I'd say Vanus Galerion...

    friggin blowhard

    don't understand the hate for Ayrenn, she's awesome
    Edited by Shiaxi on June 1, 2014 8:39PM
  • jkbennettb14a_ESO
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    Varen Aquilarious. I swear, if I have to sit through one more of your lectures...No worries I got him in the end. I choose you mofo!
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    The real dilemma is that; Powdered doughnuts are overpowdered, the chocolate doughnuts are too chocolaty, and the coconut crunch doughnuts have more coconut than all other doughnuts. This is OUTRAGEOUSLY unfair to other doughnuts!

    So from now on, all you special snowflakes get is nasty plain doughnuts...enjoy!
  • SantieClaws
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    Lyris. Reminds me too much of Lydia.
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  • jkbennettb14a_ESO
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    Shiaxi wrote: »
    Hmmm I'd say Vanus Galerion...

    friggin blowhard

    Yeah that guy is a d-bag. "I'm the greatest mage ever blah blah blah. Hey let me know you finish killing all the baddies so I can make a portal to the next area." Really?
    Edited by jkbennettb14a_ESO on June 1, 2014 8:53PM
    On Class Balance
    The real dilemma is that; Powdered doughnuts are overpowdered, the chocolate doughnuts are too chocolaty, and the coconut crunch doughnuts have more coconut than all other doughnuts. This is OUTRAGEOUSLY unfair to other doughnuts!

    So from now on, all you special snowflakes get is nasty plain doughnuts...enjoy!
  • Catflinger
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    Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".
  • Shiaxi
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    Catflinger wrote: »
    Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".

    Haven't got an ep character far enough yet to meet her, but I imagine that it'll be hate at first sight again.. similar to in morrowind tribunal
  • rfpalmerb16_ESO
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    So what ... I'm the only one who doesn't like cadwell? He is wearing a chamber-pot on his head!
    Edited by rfpalmerb16_ESO on June 3, 2014 1:23PM
    Round peg? Square hole? Not a problem with a big enough hammer.
  • Loqe
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    So what ... I'm the only one who doesn't like cadwell? He is wearing a chamber-pot on his head!

    He's Awesome! :smile:

    Anyway, the NPC I'd want dead would be Vanus Galerion.
  • Elyna
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    Lyris. Reminds me too much of Lydia.

    At least she doesnt go "I am sworn to carry your burdens" in a b*tchy tone.
  • zhevon
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    Queen Ayrenn,Sad they made high elves into generic fantasy elves,And High elves live really long,Why have the ruler just be in her 20s?
    I haven't been paying attention - is she really in her twenties or has she aged really well or just not old compared to other high elves?

    It does take time to roam around like she did.

  • Arsenic_Touch
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    The punk responsible for my lost soul.... oh wait, already killed him. Hm... I'll have to get back to you on that one. Oh, I know! That bloody npc that stands in the davon's watch entrance everytime I try to ride through x.x

    Edited by Arsenic_Touch on June 3, 2014 1:39PM
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  • Jeremy
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    Catflinger wrote: »
    Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".

    I like her :) She is my type of woman. Very direct and gets down to business.
  • Lodestar
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    Pretty much every follower npc that just stands there while Im getting hammered.

    Like I said elsewhere. Would not mind if I could charge them for a spectators ticket.
  • danreckerpreub18_ESO
    I just want my Vamp Khajiit to be able to drink ' friendly' Dunmer slave owners / slavers. A wabbajack that turns NPCs into Khajiit / Argonians would be fine too.
  • Circuitous
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    Queen Ayrenn,Sad they made high elves into generic fantasy elves,And High elves live really long,Why have the ruler just be in her 20s?

    Elder Scrolls Elves reach maturity at about the same age humans do. They just continue to live on as adults for several hundred years, assuming nothing stops them. That said, pretty sure she's not in her 20s, anyway.
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  • Antonie
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    Angier Stower - I just hate Bankers in general! Especially since we had that that nasty buisness with that banking crisis...
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  • ElSlayer
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    Gal saying "Keep your knees up and breathe! Can't fight daedra if you're dead!"
    @d0e1ow: There is no singular thing within a game's little ecosystem that will convince you that you hate the game, hate your life, and hate everyone around you faster than the game's official forums will.

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    every banker who only repeats the same line every time you go to change what your doing with them :|
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  • kirnmalidus
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    Circuitous wrote: »
    Queen Ayrenn,Sad they made high elves into generic fantasy elves,And High elves live really long,Why have the ruler just be in her 20s?

    Elder Scrolls Elves reach maturity at about the same age humans do. They just continue to live on as adults for several hundred years, assuming nothing stops them. That said, pretty sure she's not in her 20s, anyway.

    She's 25 at the time she takes the throne. Her father died early.

    http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ayrenn
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  • BBSooner
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    Ayrenn. She doesn't feel like a leader, monarch, warrior, or adventurer to me. She's just a 'oh hello there, I'm in this city too! Lolol, lets quest to legitimize meeeee!' character to me. Her narcissistic brother would have made a more interesting leader, imo.

    The best part about her is the bard song, but her existence in game lessens that. Shoulda pulled a Ragnar the Red and just had a cool song with no story development to ruin it.
    Edited by BBSooner on June 3, 2014 2:27PM
  • Catflinger
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    Jeremy wrote: »
    Catflinger wrote: »
    Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".

    I like her :) She is my type of woman. Very direct and gets down to business.

    Oh indeed, that she does. With brutal directness.

    Edit: believe it or not, I've never played Morrowind. At some point, I'm going to go get a used xbox and play it, if only so I can kill her. ;)


    Edited by Catflinger on June 3, 2014 8:37PM
  • ManaPlow
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    Nicolene (Daggerfall NPC). She is FAR too perky, and thinks the Captain can do no wrong...
  • brandon
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    Lyris she is such a nuisance always complaining about something not to mention she hates my friend abnur
  • zhevon
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    Catflinger wrote: »
    Almalexia. Hate that nasty excuse for a "goddess".
    I do ponder what I would think of her if I had never played Morrowind. As it is only nasty,nasty thoughts occur.

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