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I am scared for the future of ESO...
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because there are no children anywhere. Millions are dying in the war, and there will be no one to fill in the future generations.
Seriously though, why are there no children anywhere in the game? I find it a bit strange, especially since there were children in Skyrim. Any possibility of them being added in?
Seriously though, why are there no children anywhere in the game? I find it a bit strange, especially since there were children in Skyrim. Any possibility of them being added in?
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✭✭✭✭✭Yeah, I noticed that. Not a kid to be found anywhere.
I can't see any real need for kids. They would always be getting lost and no one would look for them until we came along. They would be underfoot yelling insults at us and telling us they aren't afraid of us.1 -
Gillysan✭✭✭✭Yes and please make 14 yo hipster killable NPC's/
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✭Indeed , having kids and families would be something expected of a game like this."Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
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and this is why developers in general are so hesitant to add minors to games.xy_productions wrote: »
honestly, i wouldn't mind seeing atleast 1 young'un in the game, but pretty sure eventually some jackass is gonna start requesting killable chillins, so no, please don't add them to the game.
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Eris✭✭✭✭It's because with all the vampires, werewolves and adventurers running around, the people rightly keep their children hidden in basements. You know when you are looting a house and you find one of those basement doors you cannot open, that is where the kids are being hidden.Side effects of reading messages on forums can cause nausea, head aches, spontaneous fits of rage, urination due to intense laughter, and sometimes the death of your monitor or other object in throwing range. If you find that you are reading forums more than 24 hours a day, please consult your nearest temporal physicist.5 -
Elember✭✭✭MMO developers in general don't include children in their games because they are afraid of lawsuits due to violence and kids involved and stuff like that. It is basically that they are just afraid of the consequences of having them in their game so the leave them out.
Name me an MMO that has children in it, I bet you can't....0 -
Mishoniko✭✭✭The MMO That Cannot Be Named has them. Even has a holiday related to helping orphans.Edited by Mishoniko on April 30, 2014 2:44AM1 -
You need to rethink this one or don't you remember "Im not afraid of you even if you are bigger then me" now that one got the sword many times.0
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WoW has children, it even has little infants wrapped up in swaddling clothes.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Yeah, for some odd reason, WoW has children and an achievement for taking them into the most dangerous places with you.1 -
FezzikVizzini✭✭✭There might not be any children ingame but there sure are a lot playing it.Yeah, I got a PC. I just don't feel the need to post it's specifications for an ego boost.3
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Micallef✭✭✭MMO developers in general don't include children in their games because they are afraid of lawsuits due to violence and kids involved and stuff like that. It is basically that they are just afraid of the consequences of having them in their game so the leave them out.
Name me an MMO that has children in it, I bet you can't....
Lord of the Rings Online has lots of kids running around, some even give quests. What did I win?0 -
Yeah but those wow children you take to BG's are orphans so it's just population control
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Stormynature✭✭✭The absence of children can be blamed on the gold sellers. The cost of child labour was cheaper than the mechanisation of adult avatars (i.e. bots) and so the available pool of child labour was first tapped and exploited by these maliciously evil gold sellers. Labour loss through camping bosses, wolf (and other beasties) attacks whilst harvesting nodes and general exhaustion from being worked 24/7 has resulted in the loss of the children workforce and the replacement with bots (automated mind-controlled avatars recruited from the depths of oblivion (Coldharbour) in a labour agreement with Molag Bal).
Moral of the story: Molag Bal is gold selling scum and this is why Tamriel must be saved...for the future generations of children yet to be born.A maxed out luggage draught horse should be allowed to carry a wayshrine6 -
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✭Molag Bal took them all.☠ Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured? ☠
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"Fear can claim what little faith remains."
"Death will take those who fight alone."
"But united we can break a fate once set in stone."
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LariahHunding✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »Yeah, I noticed that. Not a kid to be found anywhere.
I can't see any real need for kids. They would always be getting lost and no one would look for them until we came along. They would be underfoot yelling insults at us and telling us they aren't afraid of us.
Yeah, Especially that damn kid Carl. Tell him to get in the house. He's never in the house. Always *** with the walkers.
Moderator edit: removed cursing.Edited by ZOS_LeroyW on April 30, 2014 5:13AM"Give a man a sweet roll, he only has one to steal. Give him a sweet roll recipe, he have bunches to steal."
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✭because there are no children anywhere. Millions are dying in the war, and there will be no one to fill in the future generations.
Seriously though, why are there no children anywhere in the game? I find it a bit strange, especially since there were children in Skyrim. Any possibility of them being added in?
this thread is great. I agree 100% but I was fully expecting another whine thread.
+1 LEGIT lol0 -
MMO developers in general don't include children in their games because they are afraid of lawsuits due to violence and kids involved and stuff like that. It is basically that they are just afraid of the consequences of having them in their game so the leave them out.
Name me an MMO that has children in it, I bet you can't....
@elember World of Warcraft & LoTR
Edited by Jim_McMasterub17_ESO on April 30, 2014 3:10AM0 -
All the children of Tamriel are hiding in petty-minor soulgems. On the bright side, you've got cats and dogs.0
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Altheina✭✭✭This is one of the thoughts I've been having while playing ESO.Altheina - Wood Elf Nightblade
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TESO Fun-fact 3: There are 40,656,000 different weapon variations in the game0 -
Valethar✭✭✭✭I can't tell you how many times I wanted to kill that snotty little brat that kept running his mouth about riding his father's coat tails, etc... in Skyrim. Can you imagine the level of frustration in ESO if they had a few of those that players couldn't kill? LOLResistance is not futile! Say no to the Greed Collective™. Boycott Crown Crates.0 -
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✭This one wants to see Khajiit cubs.Crotchety Old Man Guild
"Hey you, get off my lawn!"1 -
An MMO where you can have almost naked men and ladies, and have emotes that can be borderline suggestive + children = invitation for trouble0 -
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swtor has em.MMO developers in general don't include children in their games because they are afraid of lawsuits due to violence and kids involved and stuff like that. It is basically that they are just afraid of the consequences of having them in their game so the leave them out.
Name me an MMO that has children in it, I bet you can't....
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