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STOP THE MASSACRE!!!!

  • phairdon
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    This is what happens living in a cold climate and suffering from brain freeze.... :D
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • BlueRaven
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    It’s a great place to level up ledgermain, basically risk free.
    Edited by BlueRaven on June 1, 2024 2:39PM
  • Syldras
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    Syldras wrote: »
    vsrs_au wrote: »
    It's just like Helgen all over again. 1 day, 1 dragon, and that's it. Nobody has the resources to rebuild it.
    Isn't Helgen occupied by bandits later?
    I guess I should have used a <humor> tag or something...

    I know it's a joke. I just mean that the smoldering ruins are reused, at least. Isn't that wonderful? I think that's very eco-friendly and thoughtful of those bandits.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    But...if Bleakrock stops burning...where am I going to go to toast my marshmallows for s'mores?
    Legends never die
    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
  • Gaebriel0410
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    I agree, Bleakrock should be restored!

    But it should also be vassalized.
  • Syldras
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    But...if Bleakrock stops burning...where am I going to go to toast my marshmallows for s'mores?

    You mean you travel all the way from Valenwood to Bleakrock not to use wood from your forest? Aw! Wait... What are those s'mores even made of, Bosmer? You're not eating plant-derived ingredients, are you?
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    Syldras wrote: »
    But...if Bleakrock stops burning...where am I going to go to toast my marshmallows for s'mores?

    You mean you travel all the way from Valenwood to Bleakrock not to use wood from your forest? Aw! Wait... What are those s'mores even made of, Bosmer? You're not eating plant-derived ingredients, are you?

    Weeeeeellllll if you bribe a Khajiit for some moonsugar that they themselves harvested, or practice the right of theft, it's not exaaaaactly a violation of the Green Pact, right? Right? Since it was their hands that did the harvesting, not mine, I'm innocent! Innocent, I tell you!

    /shady Bosmer grin
    Legends never die
    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
  • Syldras
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    Weeeeeellllll if you bribe a Khajiit for some moonsugar that they themselves harvested, or practice the right of theft, it's not exaaaaactly a violation of the Green Pact, right? Right? Since it was their hands that did the harvesting, not mine, I'm innocent! Innocent, I tell you!
    /shady Bosmer grin

    Khajiit, you say? Well, if you like Khajiit cuisine, maybe you should try this delicacy too:

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    I'm sorry for the nude Alfiq, but it's not my fault that food ads are getting more and more obscene nowadays!

    Once you've tried it, please tell me how well your body tolerated it. I'm currently trying to lower my guests' accommodation costs a bit. It would be too bad if I'd have to open a portal to the Bitter Coast to adandon a few of them in the swamps send them back home.

    Note to myself: The Ebonheart Pact seems to have given up Bleakrock Isle for good. Estimate whether this place would be a useful strategic location for Great House Telvanni's expansion plans.

    Edited by Syldras on June 2, 2024 5:11AM
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    Syldras wrote: »
    Weeeeeellllll if you bribe a Khajiit for some moonsugar that they themselves harvested, or practice the right of theft, it's not exaaaaactly a violation of the Green Pact, right? Right? Since it was their hands that did the harvesting, not mine, I'm innocent! Innocent, I tell you!
    /shady Bosmer grin

    Khajiit, you say? Well, if you like Khajiit cuisine, maybe you should try this delicacy too:

    js9khymwcw5b.png

    I'm sorry for the nude Alfiq, but it's not my fault that food ads are getting more and more obscene nowadays!

    Once you've tried it, please tell me how well your body tolerated it. I'm currently trying to lower my guests' accommodation costs a bit. It would be too bad if I'd have to open a portal to the Bitter Coast to adandon a few of them in the swamps send them back home.

    Note to myself: The Ebonheart Pact seems to have given up Bleakrock Isle for good. Estimate whether this place would be a useful strategic location for Great House Telvanni's expansion plans.

    I just love Khajiit cuisine! Right then, on to the study.

    Day 1: Honey BBQ Alfiq with a side of "crunchy bits". Went well with rotmeth, feeling fit as a fiddle. Crunchy bits toasted over the fires in Bleakrock made excellent croutons for my side salad extra meat.

    Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to eat the Alfiq as well, was I? I always make that mistake...after all how can it be Khajiit cuisine without including actual Khajiit?!

    Must remember to visit the Bitter Coast to pick up...groceries...yes...groceries...
    Legends never die
    They're written down in eternity
    But you'll never see the price it costs
    The scars collected all their lives
    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
    Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
    Legends never die
  • Syldras
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    I just love Khajiit cuisine! Right then, on to the study.
    Day 1: Honey BBQ Alfiq with a side of "crunchy bits". Went well with rotmeth, feeling fit as a fiddle. Crunchy bits toasted over the fires in Bleakrock made excellent croutons for my side salad extra meat.
    Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to eat the Alfiq as well, was I? I always make that mistake...after all how can it be Khajiit cuisine without including actual Khajiit?!
    Must remember to visit the Bitter Coast to pick up...groceries...yes...groceries...

    Oh, don't worry, it's fine.

    Next time you travel to Bleakrock Isle, could you check if there's any visible volcanic activity? Anywhere?

    Because if there is, it is certainly possible to magically trigger an eruption, ridding the island of both its undead inhabitants as well as living pests like bandits, cultists and remaining Covenant troops. Their remains as well as the volcanic ash will make a wonderful fertile ground to grow our mushroom towers. Maybe it is also possible to make use of their souls to accelerate the growth of the fungal structures. The Council will love this. I'll write a letter, after teatime.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • laniakea_0
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    yes please! give us a quest to retake bleakrock. perhaps at the end of the Pact Story. make it like an epilogue.
  • barney2525
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    spartaxoxo wrote: »
    I agree it would be nice to get a quest to take back Bleak rock and rebuild it.

    as cute as that sounds, you can't just take away a Faction Starting Zone.

    :#
  • Dubhliam
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    >>>Detailed Justice System Concept thread<<<
  • Gabriel_H
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    It's just like Helgen all over again. 1 day, 1 dragon, and that's it. Nobody has the resources to rebuild it.

    You should install Helgen Reborn add on.
  • ClowdyAllDay
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    I don't even eat fish. Pumpkin Breath says hello!
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