Introducing Stuga, A New Companion Who Follows You Everywhere

ZOS_Kevin

This is the official joke discussion thread for, "Introducing Stuga, A New Companion Who Follows You Everywhere"*

"ESO’s most beloved and respected Orc quest giver, Stuga, is on the way as a Companion!"

Note: Our lawyers would like to remind everyone that it is April Fool's Day, and this is not real.)

TaSheen

Happy April Fool's Day, everyone! ROFL! That's a GREAT pic, Kevin!

Gadamlub14_ESO

its very, very rare i get a legitimate smile and giggle from this game since at least Elswyre if not summerset. thank you.

ZOS_Kevin

@TaSheen, we've been cackling over this picture for a few weeks now. It's so good!

Troodon80

That was great. You got me. 10/10.

Edit: no joke, make this happen. 10/10 troll.

Windshear

Make it real, Kevin. Please.

TaSheen

Well, please tell the artist(s) thanks from me - I'm going to add it to my screenshot rotation on my desktop!

Zyva

omg this made me laugh so hard!!

Arawin

As long as she doesn't get in the way of me farming the 25 fold increase in Nirncrux drops today, I'll take her!

Deter1UK

I like that. Very Much.

She'd make a great houseguest as well.

BenTSG

The image is pretty funny, so good job on that!

Salix_alba

ok see think geek used to make gag things for April fools and then people started asking for them for reals so careful hehe

Erickson9610

This is amazing. Now this is an April Fools joke!

Elsonso

ZOS_Kevin wrote: »

Note: Our lawyers would like to remind everyone that it is April Fool's Day, and this is not real.)

@ZOS_Kevin if you want to prank your lawyers, tell them you forgot to put that in...

KlauthWarthog

Both the picture and the article are beyond awesome. Good job there.

Marcusorion1

Awesome prank, well done - ty

ZOS_Kevin

@Elsonso I almost did.👀 Don’t tell them!🤫

ApoAlaia

Time to resurrect an oldie but goodie?

Kendaric

You know... it got me thinking. Stuga should be made into an actual companion instead of that argonian we get in the Necrom chapter. She'd at least be interesting.

Lord_Draevan

DragonRacer

Not gonna lie, this headline actually got me for a second when it popped up as news on the guild Discord. Then I remembered what day it was. LMAO

That image is priceless!

Hamfast

Personally, a Stuga house guest, that shows up at random in any house you own...

But this gave me a laugh.

Ovrkyl

Well done. I caught on immediately, but still got a good chuckle out of the thought of an un-dismissable non-combat companion Stuga.

Jaimeh

The text was hilarious, props to the writer(s) who've put this together, and to the people who had the idea Great April Fool's prank

In tribute to her determined nature, Stuga can’t be dismissed and will stop at nothing to offer you her greetings and deliver her message. Stuga’s rapport increases only when you accept her quest and decreases when in any zone other than Wrothgar, and she will offer no assistance in combat.

ZOS_Kevin

@Jaimeh This was a community team effort! We’re happy everyone is enjoying the joke. We’ll pass on the writing compliment to our Lead Content Writer!

LordDraw

I would believe more in "Dragons! In your own homeland!" or "Comrate, a word!" in cities in every zone.
But still good joke.

ArchangelIsraphel

Ok @ZOS_Kevin, ya got me. For about 10 seconds when I saw the announcement title on the launcher, I actually thought it was real, and then I remembered what day it is. The sad part is, I was actually EXCITED because I was so amused XD

MafiaCat115

She sounds like a non-combat pet. Can we get her as one so that she'll always follow us around? Would be perfect for next Jester's Festival

spartaxoxo

Hahahaha

This is great

tomofhyrule

Ooh, maybe that means Sorinne Gaerard will be coming in the next patch!

"Hear ye, cardsharps and collectors! I'm here to assist!"
"Oh yeah, you see that WB over there? Maybe they want to play some Tribute too. Do you mind?"

LalMirchi

LOL Good stuff!