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Introducing Stuga, A New Companion Who Follows You Everywhere
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Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »Ok @ZOS_Kevin, ya got me. For about 10 seconds when I saw the announcement title on the launcher, I actually thought it was real, and then I remembered what day it is. The sad part is, I was actually EXCITED because I was so amused XD
I recognized it as a joke immediately, but as I read through it, I thought it would be funny to actually have something similar in the game as a houseguest.
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TaSheen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »Ok @ZOS_Kevin, ya got me. For about 10 seconds when I saw the announcement title on the launcher, I actually thought it was real, and then I remembered what day it is. The sad part is, I was actually EXCITED because I was so amused XD
I recognized it as a joke immediately, but as I read through it, I thought it would be funny to actually have something similar in the game as a houseguest.
Or at LEAST have made it real in game for just today! Can you imagine every character in Vivec having a Stuga along with pets? ROFL!!______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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Dojohoda✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Do you know how long I've been waiting for this?Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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Destai✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭So does this mean you guys realize NPCs are a little too pushy?
This is actually pretty hilarious though.Edited by Destai on April 1, 2023 5:01PM0 -
FeedbackOnly✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭DragonRacer wrote: »Not gonna lie, this headline actually got me for a second when it popped up as news on the guild Discord. Then I remembered what day it was. LMAO
That image is priceless!
It was too early in the morning and was the first thing I saw...I was fooled2 -
Bo0137✭✭✭✭Is it just me?? I would legitimately appreciate her as a companion!! A free one, that is.-On my shoulder, Ms. Ahvine1 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Is it just me?? I would legitimately appreciate her as a companion!! A free one, that is.
Definitely OP... mobs would either attack her and ignore you, or hold their head and scream while they ran away.4 -
SilverBride✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭A Stuga Haiku:
Stuga is evil
She chases me tirelessly
Please take her awayPCNA4 -
karthrag_inak✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Perhaps she can go to Khajiit's own homeland and help with dragons.PC-NA : 19 Khajiit and 1 Fishy-cat with fluffy delusions. cp3600
GM of Imperial Gold Reserve trading guild (started in 2017) since 2/2022
Come visit Karth's Glitter Box, Khajiit's home. Fully stocked guild hall done in sleek Khajiit stylings, with Grand Master Stations, Transmute, Scribing, Trial Dummies, etc. Also has 2 full bowling alleys, nightclub, and floating maze over Wrothgar.3 -
Carcamongus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Note: Our lawyers would like to remind everyone that it is April Fool's Day, and this is not real.)
@ZOS_Kevin I object to your lawyers. Here, for extra effect:
Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
"Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)1 -
TaSheen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭@ZOS_Kevin I want to thank you (and the rest of the team) again for this absolutely marverlous April Fool's Day! Best one ever, can't wait to see what y'all come up with next year!______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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I_killed_Vivec✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Carcamongus wrote: »Note: Our lawyers would like to remind everyone that it is April Fool's Day, and this is not real.)
@ZOS_Kevin I object to your lawyers. Here, for extra effect:
Yes, that was weak of them.
Hey, ZoS lawyer... yer shoe laces are undone!0 -
LadyLethalla✭✭✭✭✭
✭If this was real I'd be requesting Fennorian. Again.
Seriously though, the new loading screens, WHY isn't Fennorian in the Ravenwatch one?!!!x-TallyCat-x // PC EU DC - For the Covenant! // ESO Platinum trophy - 16th May 2017.
Melbourne Australia - the land of Potato Internet.WTB ESO OCEANIC SERVER0 -
Sarannah✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Too bad we're not actually getting a companion! And I wouldn't even mind a Stuga companion. Afterall... she already follows people around, may as well give her the stats for it. And new companions are always welcome!
PS: Would love it if ZOS would release single companions as separate DLC.2 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Too bad we're not actually getting a companion! And I wouldn't even mind a Stuga companion. Afterall... she already follows people around, may as well give her the stats for it. And new companions are always welcome!
PS: Would love it if ZOS would release single companions as separate DLC.
I wonder if people would buy them at the Crown cost they would demand. Companions are more work, and worth more, than house guests, and assistants. Would people spend 8000 to 10000 Crowns for a companion? Yeah, some probably would.0 -
wilykcat✭✭✭✭✭
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This is the official joke discussion thread for, "Introducing Stuga, A New Companion Who Follows You Everywhere"*
"ESO’s most beloved and respected Orc quest giver, Stuga, is on the way as a Companion!"Note: Our lawyers would like to remind everyone that it is April Fool's Day, and this is not real.)
ROFL
That's literally me when ever I see a companion in game. Nice post @ZOS_Kevin0 -
TheRimOfTheSky✭✭✭✭Did this actually change anything in game, I was too busy out partying to check 😭 it would deadass be so funny if she was everywhere for one day lmaoEdited by TheRimOfTheSky on April 2, 2023 8:39PM2 -
BoloBoffin✭✭✭✭✭saf227_ESO wrote: »In all seriousness, can we get Stuga as a training dummy?
This right here. Stuga the combat dummy would make bank in the crown store.Been there, got the Molag Bal polymorph.1 -
Quackery✭✭✭✭✭I swear to God, I spit my tea out the first time I read the headline. I didn't realise that it was April 1'st and THANK GOD that it was a joke. I would have banged my head to the wall otherwise.
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Old_Foggy✭✭✭✭Shame it's not real I'd have gifted her to my son just to annoy the heck out of him
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