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gariondavey
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Whatever you call them I think we can all agree

We wanna read them!
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  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    All ready to head out but natch pots are needed to tell us which direction to journey onward.
    "We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."
  • ESO_Nightingale
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    Only thing i really expect from this week is a fix to that inspect stone carvings quest
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  • gariondavey
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    On a side note, potch newts is really growing on me.
    I feel like I'm speaking with some horribly fake/badly done accent and that is oddly entertaining this Monday morning.
    PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • VixxVexx
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    It's a week 2 pts of an already empty patch. I wouldn't expect anything for the next 5 months. Devs are sleeping.
  • MurkyWetWolf198
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    When they dropping today?
  • ESO_Nightingale
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    ESO_Nightingale wrote: »
    Only thing i really expect from this week is a fix to that inspect stone carvings quest

    Hey i was right
    PvE Frost Warden Main and teacher for ESO-U. Frost Warden PvE Build Article: https://eso-u.com/articles/nightingales_warden_dps_guide__frost_knight. Come Join the ESO Frost Discord to discuss everything frost!: https://discord.gg/5PT3rQX
  • gariondavey
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    Ginaaaaaaaaa! Please bless us with some potch newts
    PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • MyNameIsElias
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    Netch potes please!
    I am a Master Angler on 32characters, check the link below for some cool data!

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/456559/30-master-anglers-proof-that-the-artaeum-pickled-fish-bowl-works#latest
  • Zezin
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    this is the patch notes
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    Edited by Zezin on October 3, 2022 3:36PM
  • LaerothKeykalyn
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    Where netch potes?
  • Zezin
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    Elfdominion4 wrote: »
    Where netch potes?

    The patch notes live forever in your imagination
  • gariondavey
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    So who is slightly hopeful that today's notes have anything substantial (non-bug fix, etc) in them?
    Edited by gariondavey on October 17, 2022 2:18PM
    PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • Mr_Stach
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    gariondavey wrote: »
    So who is slightly hopeful that today's notes have anything substantial (non-bug fix, etc) in them?

    Historically this weeks changes are more meaty, but whether the meat is something we want is yet to be seen. I'm not sure what they'll do, I just hope it's not terrible. Last week was a snore-fest for everyone.
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  • Zekka
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    PTS week 4, do you really expect anything other than "Fixed typos in Scrimblo Bimblo's dialog throughout the "The Golden Spoon" quest"?
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    Zekka wrote: »
    PTS week 4, do you really expect anything other than "Fixed typos in Scrimblo Bimblo's dialog throughout the "The Golden Spoon" quest"?

    We're at week 5.
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    alternatelder wrote: »
    Zekka wrote: »
    PTS week 4, do you really expect anything other than "Fixed typos in Scrimblo Bimblo's dialog throughout the "The Golden Spoon" quest"?

    We're at week 5.

    Even worse then.
  • MashmalloMan
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    Zekka wrote: »
    alternatelder wrote: »
    Zekka wrote: »
    PTS week 4, do you really expect anything other than "Fixed typos in Scrimblo Bimblo's dialog throughout the "The Golden Spoon" quest"?

    We're at week 5.

    Even worse then.

    Betterish. They only ever make bigger changes on week 3 and week 5.. but whatever we see today is whats coming on launch 99% of the time.

    My expectations are already abysmal. Just hope they revert Wardens frost staff requirement at this point.
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  • MashmalloMan
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    ESO_Nightingale wrote: »
    Only thing i really expect from this week is a fix to that inspect stone carvings quest

    Or more animals to pet.. :D
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    Stam Templar Dark Elf || Stam Warden Wood Elf || Stam DK Nord || Stam Necro Orc || Stam Blade Khajiit

    Mag Sorc High Elf || Mag Templar High Elf || Mag Warden Breton || Mag Necro Khajiit || Mag Blade Khajiit
  • Grizzbeorn
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    Zekka wrote: »
    PTS week 4, do you really expect anything other than "Fixed typos in Scrimblo Bimblo's dialog throughout the "The Golden Spoon" quest"?

    OMG THERE'S A GOLDEN SPOON QUEST??!
    I hope they make Scrimbler Bomblo a house guest...
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    • alternatelder
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      What happened to the meat of week 5??
      Or should I say weak 5...
      Edited by alternatelder on October 17, 2022 4:11PM
    • MashmalloMan
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      alternatelder wrote: »
      What happened to the meat of week 5??
      Or should I say weak 5...

      Sheesh no kidding. I don't think I've ever seen a patch note so empty. :(
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      Stam Templar Dark Elf || Stam Warden Wood Elf || Stam DK Nord || Stam Necro Orc || Stam Blade Khajiit

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    • Mr_Stach
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      Oh wow

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    • gariondavey
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      Yeah, big oof
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    • Wolf_Eye
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      MashmalloMan wrote: »
      ESO_Nightingale wrote: »
      Only thing i really expect from this week is a fix to that inspect stone carvings quest

      Or more animals to pet.. :D

      As much as I would like to revert/fix a lot of U35 and early U36...

      ....I also admittedly really want more animals to pet. Just saying. <3
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      Next year's chapter that "nobody saw coming"

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    • DrSlaughtr
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      This has been the most disappointing PTS cycles in memory and it's kinda our own fault for complaining every update about changes. But its def the worst time they could have picked to do absolutely nothing for PVP.
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    • UnassumingNoob
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      ninjagank wrote: »
      This has been the most disappointing PTS cycles in memory and it's kinda our own fault for complaining every update about changes. But its def the worst time they could have picked to do absolutely nothing for PVP.

      Exactly. Like what was even the point. Looks like an incremental. Especially since they *** up so bad last patch.
    • gariondavey
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      Gina of Bruno, patch notes/natch potes/netch pots/potch newts writer, conveyor of communication, manager of community...

      Around what time today can we expect these? If it is much later today I will give my f5 key a rest!

      (Also, I really hope there are some fixes to templar burst and a custom bg lobby!)

      Thanks! Have a zostastic day!
      PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
    • LukosCreyden
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      Nentch pernts.
      U give now.
      Place potes.
      Hunger.
      Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.
    • ghost_bg_ESO
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      too early, after 22.00 UTC at best...

      (but doesn't matter i'm camping it too)
      Edited by ghost_bg_ESO on January 30, 2023 1:05PM
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