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ESO DEITIES POLL COMPETITION: SUPER-SECRET FINAL BOSS ROUND!!
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Did you really think it would be that easy? One false god beating out 55 other false gods for the title of Most Pathetic? NO WAY!
I also bet some of you thought the final boss would be Snugglorr the Magnificent, King of the RNG and Nirn's one TRUE god. But as has been made clear multiple times during the course of the pantomime, this is all completely way, way, WAY below Snugglorr's time and attention.
So who is this final challenger to put the Dragon of Time in his place? It's...
...the Lore god himself, Lawrence Schick! The creator himself, from whom much of what has gone lovingly into The Elder Scrolls Online universe has emanated, praise his Lore-y name!
So will Akatosh rise to the challenge, or fall into shadow like the rest of the pitiful "fighters"? YOU DECIDE!!
The list of all fighters and their current standings is HERE, in case anyone wants to catch up on the competition/lore. As a reminder, please comment in order to keep this bumped to the first page so other people can see it and vote!
This FINAL ROUND closes (roughly) at noon CST (5pm UTC) on the 29th - FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
I also bet some of you thought the final boss would be Snugglorr the Magnificent, King of the RNG and Nirn's one TRUE god. But as has been made clear multiple times during the course of the pantomime, this is all completely way, way, WAY below Snugglorr's time and attention.
So who is this final challenger to put the Dragon of Time in his place? It's...
...the Lore god himself, Lawrence Schick! The creator himself, from whom much of what has gone lovingly into The Elder Scrolls Online universe has emanated, praise his Lore-y name!
So will Akatosh rise to the challenge, or fall into shadow like the rest of the pitiful "fighters"? YOU DECIDE!!
The list of all fighters and their current standings is HERE, in case anyone wants to catch up on the competition/lore. As a reminder, please comment in order to keep this bumped to the first page so other people can see it and vote!
This FINAL ROUND closes (roughly) at noon CST (5pm UTC) on the 29th - FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
ESO DEITIES POLL COMPETITION: SUPER-SECRET FINAL BOSS ROUND!! 111 votes
Akatosh
11%
13 votes
Lawrence Schick
88%
98 votes
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✭✭✭✭✭Lawrence SchickLarry is The One"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Silverwillow✭✭✭Lawrence SchickAnd that photo of him just says "Bring it.""Ours is not to reason why, ours is just to blame them afterward." -- Bob Varsha4
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✭✭Lawrence SchickAnyone who votes Akatosh is getting sacrificed to Molag Bal again.
Except this time, they won't be the Vestige.In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!5 -
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✭✭Lawrence SchickLarry made Akatosh what he is today."We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."0 -
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✭Lawrence SchickThis is funny. Important to mention the new loremaster too
He is very capable too! Gepe, Dunmer MagSorc Pact Grand Overlord | Gaepe, Bosmer MagSorc Dominion General
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Aigym_Hlervu✭✭✭✭✭Hmm.. Akatosh who was named after beta tester Lawrence Szydlowski Also Known As The Old Smaug Himself and the Lore Master who has no in-game character. How do you suppose them to fight? The one does not exist without another. It's like comparing might of Gaius Julius Caesar and President Lincoln, Ancient Rome and modern America. The latter could not exist without the first one because Romans were the link that finally led to the creation of the US. You ask us to vote for two candidates of the two different time periods not mentioning two different universes (if you do separate in-game Akatosh with his part IRL). This is not a question of any "what ifs" - we don't know any reality the things went the other way they did. Senseless poll, I abstain.Edited by Aigym_Hlervu on September 27, 2019 7:35PM1
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✭✭✭✭✭Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »Hmm.. Akatosh who was named after beta tester Lawrence Szydlowski...and the Lore Master who has no in-game character.
If you want to get technical, whenever Lawrence used to answer deep-lore questions, he took on the persona of noted scholar Phrastus of Elinhir, so he does have an in-game character.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.7 -
Aigym_Hlervu✭✭✭✭✭Saucy_Jack wrote: »Cygemai_Hlervu wrote: »Hmm.. Akatosh who was named after beta tester Lawrence Szydlowski...and the Lore Master who has no in-game character.
If you want to get technical, whenever Lawrence used to answer deep-lore questions, he took on the persona of noted scholar Phrastus of Elinhir, so he does have an in-game character.
It is not me who wants to get technical. I just don't take what kind of fight between these two men you imagine. Anyway, thanks for sharing information on Phrastus. Then who's Lady Cinnabar I wonder? Hmm.. Gina 
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✭✭✭✭✭Wait, he was there from the beginning? Not just ESO? Wow, Zos messed up big time if they got him throw in the towel after all these years.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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✭✭✭✭✭Lawrence SchickWell playedBattle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Lawrence SchickI’ll go out on a limb and say the Lore Master wins..."Get off my lawn!"0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭You should have it be Akatosh vs @ZOS_LeamonTuttle
We all miss Mr. Schick but he isn’t the Loremaster anymore.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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✭✭✭✭✭You should have it be Akatosh vs @ZOS_LeamonTuttle
We all miss Mr. Schick but he isn’t the Loremaster anymore.
To be honest it was originally going to be against @ZOS_GinaBruno as the Forum god but I didn't get an answer back from her in time.ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.3 -
tahol10069✭✭✭✭Lawrence SchickSo that is the guy who is behind this awesome world! I gotta get the lore-books one day. When finance-deities smile at me.0 -
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✭Lawrence Schick
That would be Zenithar.tahol10069 wrote: »So that is the guy who is behind this awesome world! I gotta get the lore-books one day. When finance-deities smile at me.
But he lost out a LONG time ago.
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Welcome Moon-and-Star to this place where destiny is made
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/498360/r-i-p-pc-eu/p1
Nerevar forget!4
