The Elder Scrolls Online

The Gold Road Chapter – which includes the Scribing system – and Update 42 is now available to test on the PTS! You can read the latest patch notes here: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/656454/
Maintenance for the week of May 13:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – May 13
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – May 14, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
We will be performing maintenance for patch 10.0.4 on the PTS on Monday at 10:00AM EDT (14:00 UTC).

Natch potes?

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  • MartiniDaniels
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    darkblue5 wrote: »
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    ProzTh3Almighty wrote: »
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    darkblue5 wrote: »
    Never too early to huff some good natch potes hype and get all messed up on under 10% nerfs and buffs

    Imagine somebody cuts 10% of your salary or life span and then tell if you will hyped or not over that :D

    He said under 10%... your cheating

    Also imagine comparing natch potes to life, death, and salary.

    Person makes nonsensical statement that 10% doesn't make hype-level changes in MMORPG.
    I counter it with nonsensical proposal to compare it to his RL.

    Under the spoiler is my 10k word count essay on buffs and nerfs under 10% not mattering at all.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    It's all just a bit of banter on a meme thread.

    It doesn't matter only if you don't play vet trials and pvp or if you are not bothered to re-spec and re-roll your characters every few month instead of actual playing. I understand your good intentions to make people take all this changes lightly.. but for many latest iteration of U23 will have huge impact on their gameplay so after 1000+ hours put into ESO we have right to be hyped at every natch potes thread :naughty:
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  • Aznarb
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    Sandman929 wrote: »
    Wow...this is taking awhile. Did they get posted on Twitch first and will eventually be posted here?

    Tomorrow if we get lucky so they remember they've a forum :>
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  • Sandman929
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    Aznarb wrote: »
    Sandman929 wrote: »
    Wow...this is taking awhile. Did they get posted on Twitch first and will eventually be posted here?

    Tomorrow if we get lucky so they remember they've a forum :>

    It's possible the community managers forgot their logins.
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  • actosh
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    How much GB did the patcher load?
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  • Suddwrath
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno was today's PTS downtime just a maintenance/character transfer without a patch?
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  • shalalaA7X
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    They need to be sweet talked with some more memes.
    Edited by shalalaA7X on July 29, 2019 6:03PM
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  • KageNin
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno netch poootes please?
    Edited by KageNin on July 29, 2019 6:04PM
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  • Vapirko
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    Seriously though, where are they? Are you all ok?
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  • starlizard70ub17_ESO
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    "We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."
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  • RaddlemanNumber7
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    My guess is that the patch failed. They'll keep the PTS server off-line and try again tomorrow. We haven't been told because all the people authorised to do so have the day off after their weekend working at Quake con, or Doom con or whatever it was.
    Edited by RaddlemanNumber7 on July 29, 2019 6:22PM
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  • crazywolfpusher
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    Im calling PETA right now if my werewolf its not buffed this natch.
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  • ebix_
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    they probably nerfed @ZOS_GinaBruno , shes typing speed is now reduced by 100% ... so it gonna take more time from now on

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  • KageNin
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    crazywolfpusher wrote: »
    Im calling PETA right now if my werewolf its not buffed this natch.

    I think PETA will take away your 3 werewolf friends , better call Saul.
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  • Strider__Roshin
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    I see communication is on point as always lol
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  • Sandman929
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    Daus wrote: »
    I see communication is on point as always lol

    I think they think we find it charming at this point.
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    BrightOblivion wrote: »
    idk wrote: »
    I thought the announcement for maintenance was just that so no patch should be expected.

    Since they've announced this patch is going live August 12 (2 weeks from now), that would mean one less patch of fixes and changes (the last big one they typically do), and would mean either we're in roughly the state it's going to be when it goes Live or there will be big sweeping changes with one week to go. Either would be less than ideal.

    Hmm? No, it's going to be a 5 week PTS cycle, just like always.
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  • ArenGesus
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    This must be the performance patch. They finally figured out the only fix is to pull the plug and walk away.
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    If I edited a post, it was for spelling. It is always because of spelling....
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  • Sturmfaenger
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    Any ETA on the horizon??
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  • kookster
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    SaltySudd wrote: »
    It's 8:38am EST and the natch potes thread hasn't been started yet? You guys are slacking this week!

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    Hey thats my image!! I approve!
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  • MyNameIsElias
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno How are those Notes doing? :relaxed:
    I am a Master Angler on 32characters, check the link below for some cool data!

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/456559/30-master-anglers-proof-that-the-artaeum-pickled-fish-bowl-works#latest
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  • WuffyCerulei
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    MyNameIsElias wrote: »
    @ZOS_GinaBruno How are those Notes doing? :relaxed:

    You fool. No notes, only potes.
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  • Nolic1
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    Well the patch is happening now it look like so maybe soon?
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  • ZeroXFF
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    They are compensating for the 5.1.0 natch potes being early.
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  • EpicRekkoning
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    I love all the natch potes memes and comments. It makes my Monday at work soooooo much more enjoyable.
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  • MyKillv2.0
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    ZeroXFF wrote: »
    They are compensating for the 5.1.0 natch potes being early.

    Or compensating for it being a Monday after a weekend event and the event :D hangover is more than likely slowing everything down.
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