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  • Asardes
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    Rouven wrote: »
    Still doesn't explain why we don't have little argonids slitherin around.

    :p

    Ruuvtaar boiled 'em all in their egg shells at the Hatching Pools. All praise the humane, civilized, superior, Aldmeri Dominion!
    Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
    vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor

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    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
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  • Asardes
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    purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »
    DoctorESO wrote: »
    My friends! I'm sure you've all noticed that there are no children in ESO. People near and far have theorized why this is the case:
    • It would raise the game's maturity rating
    • It would open ZOS to liability
    • Sick players would abuse children in game
    • The developers ran out of time to create the graphic models
    But the real reason why there are no children in ESO is shown below.

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    Can we get some looser (different) underwear choices? Maybe then people will at least be capable of having kids. (Can you at least make underwear dyeable? :D)

    Lol! You tricked me into staring at another dudes parts! Should've read the below caption before staring the dude's package. I seriously thought there something hidden there that I was missing. Good one! :D That deserves an awesome!

    It's called Coldharbor for a reason ...
    Beta tester since February 2014, played ESO-TU October 2015 - August 2022, currently on an extended break
    vMA (The Flawless Conqueror) | vVH (Spirit Slayer & of the Undying Song) | vDSA | vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL | vAS+1 | Emperor

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    Characters:
    Asardes | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 50 | Master Crafter: all traits & recipes, all styles released before High Isle
    Alxaril Nelcarion | 50 High Elf Sorcerer | AD AR 20 |
    Dro'Bear Three-paws | 50 Khajiit Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Veronique Nicole | 50 Breton Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Sabina Flavia Cosades | 50 Imperial Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Ervesa Neloren | 50 Dark Elf Dragonknight | EP AR 20 |
    Fendar Khodwin | 50 Redguard Sorcerer | DC AR 20 |
    Surilanwe of Lillandril | 50 High Elf Nightblade | AD AR 20 |
    Joleen the Swift | 50 Redguard Templar | DC AR 20 |
    Draynor Telvanni | 50 Dark Elf Warden | EP AR 20 |
    Claudius Tharn | 50 Necromancer | DC AR 20 |
    Nazura-la the Bonedancer | 50 Necromancer | AD AR 20 |
    Tharkul gro-Shug | 50 Orc Dragonknight | DC AR 4 |
    Ushruka gra-Lhurgash | 50 Orc Sorcerer | AD AR 4 |
    Cienwen ferch Llywelyn | 50 Breton Nightblade | DC AR 4 |
    Plays-with-Sunray | 50 Argonian Templar | EP AR 4 |
    Milariel | 50 Wood Elf Warden | AD AR 4 |
    Scheei-Jul | 50 Necromancer | EP AR 4 |

    PC-NA CP 1800+
    30,000+ Achievement Points before High Isle
    Member of:
    Savage Blade: Majestic Machette

    Characters:
    Asardes the Exile | 50 Nord Dragonknight | EP AR 30 |
  • Anotherone773
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    You can get a larger Epeen in this game for free. All you do is go around and tell everyone how awesome you are and then pull out your list of achieves which includes all trials, HM, all world bosses, all group dungeons and yes even those weaksauce delve bosses. Dont forget to add your alliance rank and emperor title( that you secretly bought) to add extra girth. Who knows they might even stroke your epeen with praise.
  • psychotrip
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    TheShadowScout wrote: »
    psychotrip wrote: »
    I demand a Conan Exiles style endowment slider.
    ...like I posted:
    TheShadowScout wrote: »
    Maybe... Petition for crown store purchasable crotch bulges? :p;)
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    Wiener sausage size - 500 crowns, Banana size - 1000 crowns, Daikon Radish size - 2500 crowns!
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    ;):p:naughty::D

    In Conan the dongers are free, as they should be! Share the girth with the people!
    Rouven wrote: »
    Conduit0 wrote: »
    The cyclical nature of gamers is quite amusing.

    Morrowind/Oblivion: Why are there no children Bethesda? Its doesn't make sense! The lack of children is breaking my immersion!

    Fallout 3/Skyrim: Oh god the children are so annoying! Why did you add children Bethesda?!
    Edited by psychotrip on March 27, 2018 2:29PM
    No one is saying there aren't multiple interpretations of the lore, and we're not arguing that ESO did it "wrong".

    We're arguing that they decided to go for the most boring, mundane, seen-before interpretation possible. Like they almost always do, unless they can ride on the coat-tails of past games.
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