moved

DoctorESO · January 2018

moved

coop500 · January 2018

Who cares about underwear color~ Dress the poor man in armor before he gets one shotted by something

FloppyTouch · January 2018

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

Never thought of it this way ty

Dredlord · January 2018

They are growers not show'ers - two and half men quote

SydneyGrey · January 2018

FloppyTouch wrote: »

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

He's referring to the tightness of the undies ... raises the temperature of the man-things ... equals no babies. It's biology.

Mic1007 · January 2018

It’s all part of Mannimarcos and Molag Bal’s plan. If they can’t enslave Tamriel, they’ll end its population once and for all.

klowdy1 · January 2018

FloppyTouch wrote: »

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

Never thought of it this way ty

Pretty sure he's saying we physically can't have children because of the tight undies. They squeeze, and kill all the sperms.

Nemesis7884 · January 2018

SydneyGrey wrote: »

FloppyTouch wrote: »

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

He's referring to the tightness of the undies ... raises the temperature of the man-things ... equals no babies. It's biology.

man-things are some of the best things

Waffennacht · January 2018

You guys need to watch more Seinfeld

FloppyTouch · January 2018

SydneyGrey wrote: »

FloppyTouch wrote: »

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

He's referring to the tightness of the undies ... raises the temperature of the man-things ... equals no babies. It's biology.

klowdy1 wrote: »

FloppyTouch wrote: »

So bc we can’t dye underwear we cant have kids?

Never thought of it this way ty

Pretty sure he's saying we physically can't have children because of the tight undies. They squeeze, and kill all the sperms.

Nope it’s the color...

Zypheran · January 2018

Mic1007 wrote: »

It’s all part of Mannimarcos and Molag Bal’s plan. If they can’t enslave Tamriel, they’ll end its population once and for all.

MY GOD! You're right. It's ingenious. They are going to wipe out the population of Tamriel by subversively altering the tightness of underpants!

MornaBaine · January 2018

Okay now that I'm done giggling... I have always hated the "undies" in this game. They look terrible. And aside from the godawful Nordic Bather's Towel there's NOTHING costume-wise for swimming in this game. ZOS, y'all need to get on that. I want cultural swimwear/undies for ALL the races darn it!

Axoinus · January 2018

We řeally dont need people running around in rainbow underwear.

logarifmik · January 2018

DoctorESO wrote: »

BBCs are not allowed in ESO, sorry. Or maybe it's just too cold in the Wailing Prison.

klowdy1 · January 2018

Axoinus wrote: »

We řeally dont need people running around in rainbow underwear.

I was hoping for leopard print.

NordSwordnBoard · January 2018

Ch4mpTW · January 2018

logarifmik wrote: »

DoctorESO wrote: »

BBCs are not allowed in ESO, sorry. Or maybe it's just too cold in the Wailing Prison.

Lmao. This thread. Smh.

TheShadowScout · January 2018

logarifmik wrote: »

DoctorESO wrote: »

BBCs are not allowed in ESO, sorry. Or maybe it's just too cold in the Wailing Prison.

As I once posted elsewhere:

TheShadowScout wrote: »

Maybe... Petition for crown store purchasable crotch bulges?

Wiener sausage size - 500 crowns, Banana size - 1000 crowns, Daikon Radish size - 2500 crowns!

dsalter · January 2018

i forsee this thread being deleted

luen79rwb17_ESO · January 2018

This failed to amuse me.

TheNuminous1 · January 2018

i was mildly entertained

Paralyse · January 2018

2/10, senpai did not notice you.

Uviryth · January 2018

People who wear undies like that in Real Life probably dont have use for their *** anyway

Stovahkiin · January 2018

I thought this thread would be about the old nude bug which revealed that npcs do not, in fact, have *** in the first place.

(Smh at this forum’s profanity sensor)

Radiance · January 2018

They are only pixels in the shape of Men, they have no use for Bulges, it would only get in the way of the Grind. They are the Unsullied.

GoonyGoat · January 2018

MornaBaine wrote: »

Okay now that I'm done giggling... I have always hated the "undies" in this game. They look terrible. And aside from the godawful Nordic Bather's Towel there's NOTHING costume-wise for swimming in this game. ZOS, y'all need to get on that. I want cultural swimwear/undies for ALL the races darn it!

February showcase: Mankinis!

Samadhi · January 2018

When sent to the Wailing Prison the first thing the God of Domination does is turn his male victims into eunuchs

Lynnessa · January 2018

Uviryth wrote: »

People who wear undies like that game as a lifestyle in Real Life probably dont have use for their *** anyway

Gilvoth · January 2018

i hated seeing children in skyrim and i would hate seeing them in eso even more.
please do not add children to eso.

Cpt_Teemo · January 2018

TheNuminous1 wrote: »

i was mildly entertained

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pRfNMAgxYs

TheValar85 · January 2018

DoctorESO wrote: »

My friends! I'm sure you've all noticed that there are no children in ESO. People near and far have theorized why this is the case:
It would raise the game's maturity rating

It would open ZOS to liability

Sick players would abuse children in game

The developers ran out of time to create the graphic models

But the real reason why there are no children in ESO is shown below.

Can we get some looser (different) underwear choices? Maybe then people will at least be capable of having kids. (Can you at least make underwear dyeable? )

Those guys are so hot ^^