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Healers, I'm Calling You Out!

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Ch4mpTW
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There's something that's been picking at me for a very long time, and figured that I would finally get it off my chest. This is directed at ALL of you healers. PvE and PvP, by the way. So no. None of you are excluded from this. I don't care if you're Lv.3 or CP630. Let's get something understood, and understood VERY clearly... I don't care if I'm standing in red, and or standing in stupid. I don't care if I have 99.2% out of 100% health...

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Mada, mada! I need healing!... :trollface:
Edited by Ch4mpTW on July 21, 2017 4:41AM
  • Aliyavana
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    Understood :)
    Edited by Aliyavana on July 21, 2017 4:42AM
  • andreasranasen
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    Click bait nothing to see here
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    andreasranasen wrote: »
    Click bait nothing to see here

    Mada, mada!
  • Tasear
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    No
  • StormWylf
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    For some odd reason, your post reminded me of this thread.
  • Ch4mpTW
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    Tasear wrote: »
    No

    We need a healer!
  • Tasear
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    Tasear wrote: »
    No

    We need a healer!

    What if I retired? :p
  • andreasranasen
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    andreasranasen wrote: »
    Click bait nothing to see here

    Mada, mada!

    :p
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  • Darlgon
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    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    There's something that's been picking at me for a very long time, and figured that I would finally get it off my chest. This is directed at ALL of you healers. PvE and PvP, by the way. So no. None of you are excluded from this. I don't care if you're Lv.3 or CP630. Let's get something understood, and understood VERY clearly... I don't care if I'm standing in red, and or standing in stupid. I don't care if I have 99.2% out of 100% health...

    . . .

    Mada, mada! I need healing!... :trollface:

    Congratulations. You figured out that you need healing. Top of the bottom 500k of the class. Of course, if you are standing in red, the continuous damage out does any heals sent your way, making YOU stupid for standing in red..I can save my limited magicka pool for people who stay out of it. You will get to self-rez when the fight is over.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • yukikenzo
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    I hope we see each other on PS4 EU. You won't get ANY heals from me if you stand in AoE. Instead I'm gonna t-bag you if you die. Sounds good, right?
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  • MLGProPlayer
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    Harness magicka is the only healer I need.
  • BigBragg
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    So you want to be lazy so others have to work harder? Not just a healer who waisted resources, but then the dps who either needs to res you or carry your weight. Top notch teamwork and yet another quality thread.
    Cadwell, I seem to have run out of forks to give.
  • Pink_Violinz
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    Next time we play together, I'll make sure to let you die.
  • jaschacasadiob16_ESO
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    I don't care if you are at 100% health, you would always have a couple of HoTs. That guarantees me enough time to search for food and, generally, showing the whole instance how brassy-assassin-cute I look with my new dress.

    Of course, if you queued as a tank but you can't handle two hits from the first trash pull, then I let you die while having a sweetroll and vote to kick you.
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Darlgon wrote: »
    Ch4mpTW wrote: »
    There's something that's been picking at me for a very long time, and figured that I would finally get it off my chest. This is directed at ALL of you healers. PvE and PvP, by the way. So no. None of you are excluded from this. I don't care if you're Lv.3 or CP630. Let's get something understood, and understood VERY clearly... I don't care if I'm standing in red, and or standing in stupid. I don't care if I have 99.2% out of 100% health...

    . . .

    Mada, mada! I need healing!... :trollface:

    Congratulations. You figured out that you need healing. Top of the bottom 500k of the class. Of course, if you are standing in red, the continuous damage out does any heals sent your way, making YOU stupid for standing in red..I can save my limited magicka pool for people who stay out of it. You will get to self-rez when the fight is over.
    jaschacasadiob16_ESO wrote: »
    I don't care if you are at 100% health, you would always have a couple of HoTs. That guarantees me enough time to search for food and, generally, showing the whole instance how brassy-assassin-cute I look with my new dress.

    Of course, if you queued as a tank but you can't handle two hits from the first trash pull, then I let you die while having a sweetroll and vote to kick you.
    BigBragg wrote: »
    So you want to be lazy so others have to work harder? Not just a healer who waisted resources, but then the dps who either needs to res you or carry your weight. Top notch teamwork and yet another quality thread.

    Guys... It was a joke thread. There's a character in OW that is known for having their players spam that they need healing, even though 99% of the time it is due to bad placement on their end. I was just trying to lighten-up the mood, due to the huge failure of an event that has everyone feel sad. That's all. No harm meant.

    By the way... I STILL need healing. :trollface:
  • Linaleah
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    so... no heals for you, ever. you got it!
    dirty worthless casual.
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  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Ive fallen and I can't get up.
  • DeHei
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    The pawn from chess fall allways as first :p
    Edited by DeHei on July 21, 2017 9:29AM
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  • Curragraigue
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    Nah. Enjoy the death recap while I bag you and tell you to git gud in chat :p
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  • Turelus
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    Champ... you're better than this...

    You should know by now it's the Tanks fault.
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  • Ch4mpTW
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    Curragraigue wrote: »
    Nah. Enjoy the death recap while I bag you and tell you to git gud in chat :p
    Turelus wrote: »
    Champ... you're better than this...

    You should know by now it's the Tanks fault.

    Lmaooo! You guys are a trip. :D
  • LilySix
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    We are not supposed to heal the boss ?

    T_T I knew something was wrong...
    Edited by LilySix on July 21, 2017 8:13AM
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  • Pendrillion
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    DeHei wrote: »
    The farmer from chess fall allways as first :p

    Thats called a pawn in english... Only in German you call it farmer... Or are you Dutch speaking?
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    LilySix wrote: »
    We are not supposed to heal the boss ?

    T_T I knew womething was wrong...

    LOL! xD
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  • DRXHarbinger
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    So what you're saying is I should just be spamming Bol at all times? I mean that's all there is to it right?
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  • DeHei
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    Pendrillion wrote: »
    DeHei wrote: »
    The farmer from chess fall allways as first :p

    Thats called a pawn in english... Only in German you call it farmer... Or are you Dutch speaking?

    German. ty, i didnt know that..
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  • gepe87
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    I like to play lute on dungeons when DD's say that they don't need healers.
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  • tommalmm
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    Curragraigue wrote: »
    Nah. Enjoy the death recap while I bag you and tell you to git gud in chat :p

    This tbag thing is so... tempting... I can't... resist! Why didn't I think of this? LMAO, that would be hilarious.

    But seriously. Sometimes, when I see a DD pulling trash or bosses before tank does, I purposedly don't apply any hots and use directional heals, like combat prayer... Then start normal healing only after the guy dies. I'm tanking as much as I'm healing, so I know how annoying it can be. Tbagging at that moment would be really... inapropriate, but fun and educational non the less :D.
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