Healers, I'm Calling You Out!

Nifty2g

jaschacasadiob16_ESO wrote: »

I don't care if you are at 100% health, you would always have a couple of HoTs. That guarantees me enough time to search for food and, generally, showing the whole instance how brassy-assassin-cute I look with my new dress.

Of course, if you queued as a tank but you can't handle two hits from the first trash pull, then I let you die while having a sweetroll and vote to kick you.

Such a toxic community.

Tryxus

Warden Healer, using the Shrooms of Doom

GreenhaloX

I would agree for trials or DLC vet dungeons, but for normal PvE and PvP land, sure, healer(s) would be nice to have, but there's a reason why toons have self-sustain healing. Use it.. why folks keep on pointing fingers at healers? Maybe, I'm just too much of lonewolf or a soloist in ESO. Even in a trial, I depend on my self-healing, not just on the healer. Vigor, Green Blood, Rally, Dark Exchange, Draw Essence, BoL.. whatever. It's so quick and easy to tap it. Plenty of times from queuing and not having a healer (or tank) for vet dungeons, we rolled through it just fine (well, if we have mostly higher levels.. ha ha) ..and I'm not even going to entertain the standing in "red" thing.. sheesh, really..

What quacks me up, though, is a healer standing around at a dolmen, particularly when there is me or with just another toon doing all the work while a healer is standing around and maybe popping a healing skill here and there (which is not needed there.) We don't need such healing at a dolmen. It's not a vet dungeon. Healer can also dps at dolmen.

IronCrystal

Eh, if I know my teamates and if they have high dps (which is higher if they can stand still and avoid mechanics), then I will heal them through whatever.

But if you are some random, it will all depend on my mood and how you've performed so far in the run.

EvilCroc

Hmm... No. Just die in red.

SlinkySlack

Regrettably I have to inform you that my healer along with all my other toons has contracted a terrible horrific in game decease and therefor I'm unable to give heals. Nor can I dps or tank any longer. They all sick with the LAG decease!

A potion witch told me to hang on until Aug for there will be an update that MIGHT dress the issue. I highly doubt that any cure for LAG will be discovered soon and I'm truly afraid that all my toons might die in AUG when I finally conclude that ESO is only for EU and NA, its not for the rest of the world any more.

My healer says he is sick off throwing down healing springs only to find out that the group has moved on and are already attacking the second boss while on my console I'm still healing them in the first boss fight. My healer complains that he feels sort of stretched through the fabric of time on does not want to heal any more.

My DPS (the _itch she is) DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS LAG DECEASE!! She goes on and on about double bar swap and magicka wasting because of triple skill used instead of the one that LAG missed 10sec ago. Boy o boy can she just shut up please, I can not do any thing for her...

My tank is the only one that made a suggestion worth exploring, thank you Pepperberry for at least you are trying to give alternatives for the trial LAG decease. She said well nobody want to group us anymore in PVE because of the LAG decease, why not tweak me and lets go PVP, everyone there by now has developed a sort of immunity to the LAG decease of PVP and no one will complain then I'm blocking what seems to be imaginary attacks but in fact its the ZERG group that passed through on your screen 30min ago. I need to farm one more weapon and we can go to the now DOUBLE INFECTED CYRODIIL (x2APevent).

So sorry OP, no cure for LAG thus no HEALS for anyone

Darlgon

Ch4mpTW wrote: »

Darlgon wrote: »

Ch4mpTW wrote: »

There's something that's been picking at me for a very long time, and figured that I would finally get it off my chest. This is directed at ALL of you healers. PvE and PvP, by the way. So no. None of you are excluded from this. I don't care if you're Lv.3 or CP630. Let's get something understood, and understood VERY clearly... I don't care if I'm standing in red, and or standing in stupid. I don't care if I have 99.2% out of 100% health...

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Mada, mada! I need healing!...

Congratulations. You figured out that you need healing. Top of the bottom 500k of the class. Of course, if you are standing in red, the continuous damage out does any heals sent your way, making YOU stupid for standing in red..I can save my limited magicka pool for people who stay out of it. You will get to self-rez when the fight is over.

jaschacasadiob16_ESO wrote: »

I don't care if you are at 100% health, you would always have a couple of HoTs. That guarantees me enough time to search for food and, generally, showing the whole instance how brassy-assassin-cute I look with my new dress.

Of course, if you queued as a tank but you can't handle two hits from the first trash pull, then I let you die while having a sweetroll and vote to kick you.

BigBragg wrote: »

So you want to be lazy so others have to work harder? Not just a healer who waisted resources, but then the dps who either needs to res you or carry your weight. Top notch teamwork and yet another quality thread.

Guys... It was a joke thread. There's a character in OW that is known for having their players spam that they need healing, even though 99% of the time it is due to bad placement on their end. I was just trying to lighten-up the mood, due to the huge failure of an event that has everyone feel sad. That's all. No harm meant.

By the way... I STILL need healing.

Dude.. thats all you make any more. But, no reason to encourage bad behavior, for those who dont get that you appear to be auditioning for "King of Forum Trolls".

The_Smilemeister

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WRK03q76GKU

ZOS_MattL

Hello,

We are locking this thread because the conversation topic is not exactly productive. The original post is just a bait and nothing productive can come from letting this post continue. In the future do not post on threads that are clearly not trying to be productive and just flag the thread for moderation. Read over the forum rules to get to know the proper use of the forums.

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Matt