Which is the most amusing book you read in ESO?

Autolycus

The Pig Children

by Tyston Bane
No one—not the oldest Dark Elf of Mount Dagoth-Ur or the Ancient Sage of Solitude himself—can recall a time when the Orc did not ravage our fair Tamriel. Whatever foul and pestilent Daedra of Oblivion conjured them up could scarcely have created a more constant threat to the well-being of the civilized races of Tamriel than the obnoxious Orc.

Orcs are thankfully easy to recognize from other humanoids by their size—commonly forty pertans in height and fifteen thousand angaids in weight—their brutal pig-like features, and their stench. They are consistently belligerent, morally grotesque, intellectually moronic, and unclean. By all rights, the civilized races of Tamriel should have been able to purge the land of their blight eras ago, but their ferocity, animal cunning, and curious tribal loyalty have made them inevitable as leeches in a stagnant pool.

Tales of Orcish barbarity precede written record. When Jastyaga wrote of the Order of Diagna’s joining the armies of Daggerfall and Sentinel "to hold at bay the wicked Orcs in their foul Orsinium fastness … and burn aught in cleansing flame" in 1E 950, she assumed that any reader would be aware of the savagery of the Orcs. When the siege was completed thirty years later, after the death of many heroes including Gaiden Shinji, and the destruction of Orsinium scattered the Orcish survivors throughout the Wrothgarian Mountains, she further wrote, "The free peoples rejoiced for that their ancient fell enemy was dispersed into diverse parts." Obviously, the Orcs had been terrorizing the region of the Iliac Bay at least since the early years of the First Era.

Alpheu5

Fallen_Ray wrote: »

Books in ESO feel dull and lacking. Books with a greater plot those you find in Morrowind, Oblivion & Skyrim

In Skyrim, and even more so in Oblivion, sometimes I would spend hours in the libraries just reading through the lorebooks. The Marksmanship Lesson was a nice find that I happened to glance into.

Tryxus

The Grim Harlequin Motif book. Haskill sure loves his job

en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Crafting_Motif_43,_Harlequin_Style

Lynx7386

The most interesting book in eso is obviously whichever one the scholar personality has you reading, because you just can't put it away, not even when sprinting away from daedra

theher0not

I remember finding a book about how moon suggar makes your fur more shiny. The content wasn't very funny. The fun part was that it was written in a khajiiti way (the author refered to herself in third person and used a lot of rethorical questions that ended with "yes?". Just as you'd expect to hear when talking to a khajiit)