My new favorite lore book
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I have been playing since launch but this is the first time I have noticed this lore book.
This made me stop and laugh. Really good. Does anyone else have a favorite lore book?
This made me stop and laugh. Really good. Does anyone else have a favorite lore book?
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MAEK✭✭✭✭"I was summoned by a mortal". It's a book about a dremora who was summoned by Vanus Gallerion. It gives a nice perspective on how it is for daedra to be summoned. You should read it, like now.
http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:I_was_Summoned_by_a_MortalEdited by MAEK on April 4, 2017 11:01PM16 -
Shanjijri✭✭✭✭Confessions of a Khajiit fur trader.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Khajiit_Fur_Trader3 -
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✭Omg I've never read the nixad book that's so funny! As an owner of all three nixed I can attest they get you into a lot of trouble.0 -
theher0not✭✭✭✭✭I don't recall the name but I found a book about how moon suggar makes khajiit fur look better. Written in the same way khajiit usally talk.
Then I also like "Bosmer Jokes" it has many "great" jokes (by that I mean super cringy ones)0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Confessions of a Khajiit fur trader.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Khajiit_Fur_Trader
Admittedly, t'was a tad upset when I came upon that one in-game.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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✭✭I absolutely love Boethiah's Proving. Been my favorite since launch.
Come to think of it, I don't even know why I read it, and I haven't read other lorebooks... Hmm. Still a great one! HahaEdited by NightbladeMechanics on April 6, 2017 7:50AMKena
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golfer.dub17_ESO✭✭✭✭Confessions of a Khajiit fur trader.
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Khajiit_Fur_Trader
I was just about to say this.
I don't usually pay lore books much mind, but that one really stuck out to me.0 -
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All of them! Letters, scrolls, notes, journals, it doesn't matter. But if pushed, the collection that is '2920: Last Year of the First Era' is right up there. I've only stumbled across one or two of them so far, but they're out there, somewhere...Does anyone else have a favorite lore book?Suvis Bek - DC Colovian Templar0 -
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Oh God I remember reading that one before, it's so incredibly sinister how she got Justice.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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