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I want to be bit by a Dunmer.

Jemcrystal
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I've been hanging out at the vampire alter for a while now and just seeing the most... interesting... people come and go. I have never played as a vamp in TESO before. I kind of want the turning to be a memorable. Nothing kinky, but I don't really want to be turned by some dead ugly orc in last stages of zombie gross skin or some bearded old dude that looks like he belongs as an icon on a KFC box. Is it to much to ask for someone sexy to bite me? Or at least someone of my own race. Or a wood elf. I like wood elves.
  • W0lf_z13
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    what server/platform? I have a dunmer vamp that has a bite available
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  • FleetwoodSmack
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    Jemcrystal wrote: »
    I've been hanging out at the vampire alter for a while now and just seeing the most... interesting... people come and go. I have never played as a vamp in TESO before. I kind of want the turning to be a memorable. Nothing kinky, but I don't really want to be turned by some dead ugly orc in last stages of zombie gross skin or some bearded old dude that looks like he belongs as an icon on a KFC box. Is it to much to ask for someone sexy to bite me? Or at least someone of my own race. Or a wood elf. I like wood elves.

    Wood elves won't stop biting.
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!
  • Sigtric
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    Jemcrystal wrote: »
    I've been hanging out at the vampire alter for a while now and just seeing the most... interesting... people come and go. I have never played as a vamp in TESO before. I kind of want the turning to be a memorable. Nothing kinky, but I don't really want to be turned by some dead ugly orc in last stages of zombie gross skin or some bearded old dude that looks like he belongs as an icon on a KFC box. Is it to much to ask for someone sexy to bite me? Or at least someone of my own race. Or a wood elf. I like wood elves.

    Wood elves won't stop biting.

    They are hungry.
    <Skål> [PC/NA]- An End Game Content Guild for Everyone
    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
  • BlackSparrow
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    Ah, the were-dunmer, the most noble of the lycanthropes.
    I am Queen of Typos. If you don't see "Edited by BlackSparrow" above this line, please assume my account has been taken over by scamps and react accordingly.

    My Girls:
    "Elsweyr, yay or nay?"

    Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "If circumstances try to drive me there, maybe. Right now, it just sounds like a lot of sand in my boots."
    Swum-Many-Waters, elderly argonian healer: "The simple thought of it dries my scales. I ventured into Elsweyr long ago, but I may be getting too old to make the journey again."
    Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "This one looks forward to seeing her home sands again. Perhaps she will make her home village many fish sticks!"
    Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "I could do much with a good dragon hide."
    Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "I see little need to muck about some ancient tomb. Too much work to do elsewhere. No, that was not an intentional pun."
    Lorelai Magpie, breton thief: "Stealing from the Ban Daar is always a fun challenge. Sometimes, they steal their stuff back!"
    Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "While I try to stay at Swum-Many-Waters' side, the whispers of an undead threat worry me."
    Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "Perhaps. The lady Mephala spins many webs, and I can see there being benefit in sending me into the path of an undead invasion."
    Yngva Stormhammer, nord bandit (reformed...ish): "I hear there will be dragons. I would be a disappointment to my Nord heritage if I did not try to slay them."
    Madam Argentia, dunmer aristocrat: "I have little desire to waltz across the desert for weeks at a time. It's terrible for the complexion."
    Mazie gra-Bolga, orc scout: "Uh... I'm kinda busy up in Wrothgar, sorry!"
    Felicia the Wanderer, imperial witch-for-hire: "The Khajiit usually throw some nice contracts my way. I'm sure Jimila will have something that will take me there."
    Calico Jaka-dra, retired khajiit pirate: "This one is happy to check back on her homeland after grand adventures drew her away! Let the kittens call her -dra instead of -daro now!"
    Shimmerbeam, blind altmer psijic: "My lady Meridia does detest the undead. I may need to sneak out on my duties on Artaeum to address it."

    (Signature idea shamelessly stolen from Abeille.)
  • FleetwoodSmack
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    Sigtric wrote: »
    Jemcrystal wrote: »
    I've been hanging out at the vampire alter for a while now and just seeing the most... interesting... people come and go. I have never played as a vamp in TESO before. I kind of want the turning to be a memorable. Nothing kinky, but I don't really want to be turned by some dead ugly orc in last stages of zombie gross skin or some bearded old dude that looks like he belongs as an icon on a KFC box. Is it to much to ask for someone sexy to bite me? Or at least someone of my own race. Or a wood elf. I like wood elves.

    Wood elves won't stop biting.

    They are hungry.

    I can see the review now for various inns in Greenshade.

    *Clears throat* AHEM.

    "I wish we hadn’t gone. The meal was ruined by Bosmer everywhere and we were sitting inside. We even moved tables (nearer the back wall) but we were either followed by them or they were at that table too. We woke up the following morning covered in bites."
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!
  • Sigtric
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    on a more serious note, I have a Bosmer vamp that will have a bite available this weekend @Jemcrystal PCNA
    Edited by Sigtric on January 17, 2017 3:33PM
    <Skål> [PC/NA]- An End Game Content Guild for Everyone
    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
  • Jemcrystal
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    Sorry I forgot to clarify. I am a male Dunmer btw. Looking for a VAMPIRE bosmer/dunmer to bite me on the PC. I don't care what gender you are. I just don't want to be bitten by some gawd awful ugly orc or a servant lizard. Oh, and my name is Tolszon and I'm wearing a red dress. Also, does it have to happen next to the alter or is that just some meeting ground thingy?

    Oh, yes, North America server. :D
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    Edited by Jemcrystal on January 17, 2017 3:39PM
  • Sigtric
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    Jemcrystal wrote: »
    Sorry I forgot to clarify. I am a male Dunmer btw. Looking for a VAMPIRE bosmer/dunmer to bite me on the PC. I don't care what gender you are. I just don't want to be bitten by some gawd awful ugly orc or a servant lizard. Oh, and my name is Tolszon and I'm wearing a red dress. Also, does it have to happen next to the alter or is that just some meeting ground thingy?

    It has to happen next to the alter, if you get the bite from a player.
    <Skål> [PC/NA]- An End Game Content Guild for Everyone
    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
  • Jemcrystal
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    Which alter do you want me to be at and at what time?
  • Sigtric
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    Not sure exactly when my timer is up and can't check right now. Shoot me a friend req in game, or a mail to remind me and I'll look tonight
    <Skål> [PC/NA]- An End Game Content Guild for Everyone
    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
  • Jemcrystal
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    Telling you all I was male frightened you away. Maybe I should have lied and said I look like a black Dolly Parton.
  • Jemcrystal
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    Will the AD alter work for me even tho I am EP?
  • Sigtric
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    It should yeah
    <Skål> [PC/NA]- An End Game Content Guild for Everyone
    Stormproof: Vibeke - 50 EP mDragonknight | Savi Dreloth - 50 EP Magsorc | Sadi Dreloth - 50 EP Magblade | Sigtric Stormaxe - 50 EP Stamsorc | Valora Dreloth - 50 EP Magplar | Sigtric the Unbearable 50 EP Stam Warden
    Scrub: Chews-on-Beavers - 50 EP DK Tank | Vera the Wild - 50 EP magicka Warden | Sigtric the Axe - 50 EP Dragonknight Crafter | Sigtric the Blade - 50 EP Lost Nightblade | Sigtric the Savage - 50 EP magicka Templar | Vibeka Shadowblade - 50 Ep Stealthy Ganky Nightblade |

    Show Me Your Dunmer
  • starzsuicide
    I have a bosmer vamp, she doesn't just stop at the bite. Mmmmm knee caps.
    -StarzSuicide
  • Jemcrystal
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    I got my bites. Now I have three vampires that are always looking to bite someone. It is still hard to get anyone to come to the AD alter sadly. I want to bite people in front of their own alter so they are not subject to confusion about the quest afterwards. You can be bitten at any alter but you must progress the quest at your own alter.
  • Jitterbug
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    That thread title should be a Katy Perry song.
  • Lynx7386
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    This one only bites lovely khajiit ladies
    PS4 / NA
    M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
    Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
    Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
    Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
    Leonin - Khajiit Warden - Tank
  • Cadbury
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    I'm too shy to ask for a bite.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Jemcrystal
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    I'm too shy to ask for a bite.

    Best bet for those who don't feel like spamming a chat or guild (and putting on troll armor cause there is always someone in chat that has to be a smartazz and tell you to go bite yourself or somesuch) is to just stand at your alliance alter around the high server pop times. Dude, I left my second vamp (when he was mortal) standing there for just a minute went out to use the john and came back he was turned. I was like, "Nooo! I didn't get to see!" Then I remembered I have Shadowplay(Share) Nvidia gforce and I was like sweating thinking maybe I hadn't turned Insta Replay on but yeah I did. Some day I am going to make a composite of all my screen records at vamp alter. Someday ... I have to much things to do!

    My vamp bites are used up for a week but sometimes I post on reddit. Unlike everyone else who posts there I actually refresh my thread all day to see if anyone responds. But I got a while before my vamps can bite again.

    I make a lot of Q&A in this thread even tho OP has abandon it. This is another problem. There is no one organized place for sups to hang. We're all over and kinda lost inside the game itself.

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    Edited by Jemcrystal on February 20, 2017 3:27PM
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