[VIDEO] Haxus - Episode 4 Praise O'Ticksus (460k ap/h)

HoloYoitsu

Mako1132 wrote: »

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

AD Wins. Seems like the founders of O tick were victorious.

You don't understand, you only receive an otick when Dee Tick decides to forsake the defenders for their lack of faith, causing their defeat. It is not the machinations of some hokus pokus 'otick god'.

IxSTALKERxI

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Mako1132 wrote: »

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

AD Wins. Seems like the founders of O tick were victorious.

Yep. That story was of Atropos and the rest of Entropy Rising with the 2 Shoddycast guys wiping those dudes using negate in one of the beta tests. AD to this day is still the best faction.

Mako1132

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

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Mako1132 wrote: »

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

AD Wins. Seems like the founders of O tick were victorious.

Yep. That story was of Atropos and the rest of Entropy Rising with the 2 Shoddycast guys wiping those dudes using negate in one of the beta tests. AD to this day is still the best faction.

Still.

Telel

This one has an opinion on all of this.

Some people need to be more gracious in defeat. Or at least count bodies instead of toes before writing angry elf words to someone who was quite thankful for an educational butt whomping that ended in a humble one's favor.

Other than that this one can greatly admire many things they wish they could do as well as some folks. And they don't just mean the ability to run away from a tough fight either. No, this one also means the other things certain people do so well they may be the ones to give Telel an aneurysm.

Bu this one feels that listing those other things are not necessary as they should be most obvious.

Iskrasfemme

I really love when some guilds behave like a chicken - jumps up and down - and time like 'dog' - pink, growls and never bites ... They do not win any campaign, they do nothing more than 'jump and growl'. ..

Chicken dog, combine ...

Master_Kas

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

Lol that text. Impressive whoever wrote it xD

Draxys

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

I really love when some guilds behave like a chicken - jumps up and down - and time like 'dog' - pink, growls and never bites ... They do not win any campaign, they do nothing more than 'jump and growl'. ..

Chicken dog, combine ...

Never change, iskra, never change

Iskrasfemme

Draxys wrote: »

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

I really love when some guilds behave like a chicken - jumps up and down - and time like 'dog' - pink, growls and never bites ... They do not win any campaign, they do nothing more than 'jump and growl'. ..

Chicken dog, combine ...

Never change, iskra, never change

but...is true

Elong

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

I'm sorry Sneaky, can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm with the VE boys here, DEE TICK IS THE RIGHTFUL AND MOST POWERFUL DIETY.

PRAISE DEE TICK!!!!

josh.lackey_ESO

Telel wrote: »

And they don't just mean the ability to run away from a tough fight either.

You are supposed to run away. At least until everyone has their destro ults up, then you ball up and roll over the pugs. That's how you git gud these days.

Lexxypwns

josh.lackey_ESO wrote: »

Telel wrote: »

And they don't just mean the ability to run away from a tough fight either.

You are supposed to run away. At least until everyone has their destro ults up, then you ball up and roll over the pugs. That's how you git gud these days.

Only takes 1 or 2 destroys and a negate. No need to run away until everyone has an ulti up

Xsorus

Group(Zerg) vs Group(Zerg) in this game is like one side eating a Ball Mez in DAOC then PBAE down.

Dyride

Lexxypwns wrote: »

josh.lackey_ESO wrote: »

Telel wrote: »

And they don't just mean the ability to run away from a tough fight either.

You are supposed to run away. At least until everyone has their destro ults up, then you ball up and roll over the pugs. That's how you git gud these days.

Only takes 1 or 2 destroys and a negate. No need to run away until everyone has an ulti up

Honestly the only reason you need more than that is to make yourself a target to get enough pugs to potato after you.

phairdon

josh.lackey_ESO wrote: »

This is not good pvp, this is trash. Ball zerg destro ult = broken. Abuse the mechanics, lag the server, and make Cyrodiil miserable. I'd be too ashamed to post a video of me and my guild doing something so atrocious, unless it was in a "ZOS, please fix this" context. Don't be eso cancer.

Not here to comment about play style or players. Do agree about the destro stall ultimate. Just head to the Alessia bridge battles. When destro ultimate drops, massive lag, screen freeze, etc. Try not to use it during large battles now.

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO

phairdon wrote: »

josh.lackey_ESO wrote: »

This is not good pvp, this is trash. Ball zerg destro ult = broken. Abuse the mechanics, lag the server, and make Cyrodiil miserable. I'd be too ashamed to post a video of me and my guild doing something so atrocious, unless it was in a "ZOS, please fix this" context. Don't be eso cancer.

Not here to comment about play style or players. Do agree about the destro stall ultimate. Just head to the Alessia bridge battles. When destro ultimate drops, massive lag, screen freeze, etc. Try not to use it during large battles now.

Actually it's been my experience that destro ulti improves lag when used in this manner as it clears out the other players fairly fast sounds like it's a problem with your pc.