[VIDEO] Haxus - Episode 4 Praise O'Ticksus (460k ap/h)

Earendal

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

oups...Haxus die at ROE...because...a...a...a...level 32

Only took 40 of you to kill 16 of us, and you died at least 5 times.

Pchela

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

oups...Haxus die at ROE...because...a...a...a...level 32

oups...iskra die at ROE...because...bash to death

Iskrasfemme

Pchela wrote: »

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

oups...Haxus die at ROE...because...a...a...a...level 32

oups...iskra die at ROE...because...bash to death

Iskras is level 32, cant fight agains 15 561, sorry. Just to all know: Haxus DIE at ROE.

Iskrasfemme

http://imgur.com/a/6RcmF

Haxus troll Iskras at ROE, but Iskras is more...lovelly and flag Farragut

Iskrasfemme

Vehemence not have the key 'm' in keyboard :S (ty for ROE and Nikel guys)

ataggs

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

Vehemence not have the key 'm' in keyboard :S (ty for ROE and Nikel guys)

Lol! True story!

Iskrasfemme

To be clear

Just kidding. Haxus and Vehemence are two excellent guilds. With excellent players, much to teach little Iskras and all ESO players.

Earendal

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

To be clear

Just kidding. Haxus and Vehemence are two excellent guilds. With excellent players, much to teach little Iskras and all ESO players.

No, you can't have a guild invite.

Elong

It's like following Don Trump on Twitter.

MLRPZ

@Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO on a scale of 1 to Kris, what is the salt level on NA ?

Iskrasfemme

Earendal wrote: »

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

To be clear

Just kidding. Haxus and Vehemence are two excellent guilds. With excellent players, much to teach little Iskras and all ESO players.

No, you can't have a guild invite.

Nah, i have my guild DRAMA guild!

Iskrasfemme

Elong wrote: »

It's like following Don Trump on Twitter.

Trump? arrrhhg

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO

MLRPZ wrote: »

@Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO on a scale of 1 to Kris, what is the salt level on NA ?

XD well as I said Iskra is Kris and Prootch's secret son so I'd say maybe 0.3 Kris lvl of salt.

Iskrasfemme

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

MLRPZ wrote: »

@Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO on a scale of 1 to Kris, what is the salt level on NA ?

XD well as I said Iskra is Kris and Prootch's secret son so I'd say maybe 0.3 Kris lvl of salt.

need translate...

MLRPZ

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

MLRPZ wrote: »

@Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO on a scale of 1 to Kris, what is the salt level on NA ?

XD well as I said Iskra is Kris and Prootch's secret son so I'd say maybe 0.3 Kris lvl of salt.

Insane Oo
How is it even possible ?

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO

MLRPZ wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

MLRPZ wrote: »

@Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO on a scale of 1 to Kris, what is the salt level on NA ?

XD well as I said Iskra is Kris and Prootch's secret son so I'd say maybe 0.3 Kris lvl of salt.

Insane Oo
How is it even possible ?

https://youtu.be/dMjQ3hA9mEA

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

Rin_Senya

Lord O'Tickus was kind to us last night Ash fight was insane haha, I would call this video "Haxus on steroids"

Iskrasfemme

Haxus can make a new video after next path: 'My life Without Destro'

Satiar

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

Haxus can make a new video after next path: 'My life Without Destro'

At some point you're gonna realize Destro ult wasn't actually nerfed and you'll have a sad along with the rest of us.

asneakybanana

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Lucky28

Satiar wrote: »

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

Haxus can make a new video after next path: 'My life Without Destro'

At some point you're gonna realize Destro ult wasn't actually nerfed and you'll have a sad along with the rest of us.

at some point he'll also realize that these guilds have been around doing their thing long before destro ult and can manage just fine without them XD

Satiar

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

It pains the heart to see Pact Members, the original tribe blessed by Dee Tick, fall to such savage paganism. One day the wells of his blessing will run dry in all the northern lands, and great will be the calamity.

Lucky28 wrote: »

Satiar wrote: »

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

Haxus can make a new video after next path: 'My life Without Destro'

At some point you're gonna realize Destro ult wasn't actually nerfed and you'll have a sad along with the rest of us.

at some point he'll also realize that these guilds have been around doing their thing long before destro ult and can manage just fine without them XD

Not that I disagree, but I'm also firmly on the "nerf destro ult" bandwagon. The last thing this game needed was to reduce TTK yet again.

Earendal

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

Most fun I've had at a keep take in a while...

HoloYoitsu

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

Iskrasfemme

The story begins like this:

... it was once, through the lands of the northeast and northwest, people who only used the destro ultimate to record videos to put in internet ... then, one day, the destro is over ...

(To be continue in My Life Without The Destro II)

Cadbury

Elong wrote: »

It's like following Don Trump on Twitter.

If Trump ever played ESO, this is how I'd imagine he'd act.

Iskrasfemme

Nah, my vote is in Sanders.

Cadbury

Iskrasfemme wrote: »

Nah, my vote is in Sanders.

You mean Hillary, since she was Sanders' boss

Or did you mean Colonel Sanders? I love KFC!

Mako1132

HoloYoitsu wrote: »

asneakybanana wrote: »

Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO wrote: »

Episode 4: Praise O'Ticksus

https://youtu.be/eMAyJtzWDKI

@Ghost-Shot @HoloYoitsu if this isn't proof of the one true god and that the Dee tick has left you out in the cold then IDK what is. Come and experience the one true god of the tick, OH TICK.

Blasphemer! I say to thee, 'remember the Chalamo!'. This is where Dee Tick first descended from on high.

Those who Stood at Chalman Keep wrote:

Gather 'round, proud warriors all,
Silent now and standing tall.
Bow your heads to those who sleep,
Beneath the ground of Chalman Keep.
The flames of war seared the land,
Crushing all with brutal hand.
Dominion soldiers sought the throne,
Chalman, undaunted, stood alone.
Hooves thundered o'er the sward,
Death neared for all, swift and hard.
Defenders stood upon Chalman's wall,
Warriors brave, Covenant heroes all.
Forward came the Dominion hordes,
With arcane spells and gleaming swords.
Walls shook to siege engines' roars,
Rams thundered upon keep doors.
The outer doors fell to the invaders' barrage,
Into the courtyard Elves and Khajiit charged.
The inner door too gave when assaulted,
O'er bodies and rubble the attackers vaulted.
The defenders made their might felt,
Spells flared forth, death was dealt.
Fury rained upon invaders' heads,
'til Khajiit and Elves all were dead.
No time to rest, no time to heal,
Doors and breaches they must seal.
All was repaired, the damage undone,
As another deadly assault was begun.
Once again, fierce battle was fought,
Death was granted where it was sought.
Entropy rose inside the keep,
Swept over all, piled the bodies deep.
Again the bloody tide receded,
Dominion foes once more defeated.
Orc and Redguard and Breton remained,
Proud survivors of Chalman Keep again.
Dominion warriors attacked once more,
In numbers far greater than ever before.
They battered aside weary defenders,
Stopped only in the innermost chambers.
Into the apse the heroes were hounded,
Dominion victory cries loudly sounded.
Then chaos erupted as the Pact swept in,
Seeing their enemies' forces worn thin.
Caught between fierce anvil and hammer,
Elf and Khajiit died in brave manner.
Only Pact and Covenant soon remained,
Then the defenders cleared the field again.
A breath, a pause, a brief respite,
The Covenant cause now truly desperate.
A final assault the Dominion did mount,
A massive wave, too many to count.
Determined to conquer, refusing to desist,
The Dominion force impossible to resist.
The defenders resolved to fight to the last,
No blow was wasted, no spell shoddily cast.
One by one the gallant warriors fell,
Breton, Redguard, and Orc died well.
Their lives given up for Chalman Keep,
They rest forever in honored sleep.
The Dominion banner rose over the hall,
A Dominion Emperor then ruled over all.
Peace came to Chalman, damage repaired,
Attackers dispersed, to other sites they fared.
That emperor is gone, his reign long past.
What remains of this day, what of it lasts?
Just the display of courage, in that final stand,
Of those who stood, and died, at Chalman.

AD Wins. Seems like the founders of O tick were victorious.