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I desperately hate the Argonians. I loathe them that much.

  • Jimbullbee85
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    Haha! Bag heads n criminals the lot of them lol
    Edited by Jimbullbee85 on October 31, 2016 7:41PM
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  • Lord_Wrath
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    Im really annoyed everytime I walk by an argonian and khajit npc they always have something weird to say. That and argonian motif is extremely ugly!
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  • Jimbullbee85
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    Heehee
    Edited by Jimbullbee85 on October 31, 2016 7:45PM
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  • Nova Sky
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    Argonians aren't bad to look at ... unless they're VAMPIRE Argonians! Then I run off screaming into the hills! ;)
    "Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart."
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Glaiceana wrote: »
    Dances would kindly ask: "What appears to be your problem?"
    [Snip]

    But seriously :D I think Argonians are awesome. Don't think they look terrible at all :) Fair enough if that's what you believe when you see them though, we all have different views on what is ugly or beautiful xD

    My Altmer responds back
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    "You're offensive looking"
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on October 31, 2016 8:25PM
  • altemriel
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.




    it are just your associations you know that. do you know any Argonian a bit? I mean a character of that race. I played as an argonian in Skyrim, just because I found that race exotic enought to give it my attention, they could breathe underwater, just awesome. Too bad that ESO has no underwater content.

    The same could be with some imagination said about any race you know. And you know that too.
  • Takes-No-Prisoner
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    This thread went from 0 to 100 faster then an episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 1.0
  • WhiteMage
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    Wow wrote: »
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    Oh my.
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  • Hallothiel
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    Do not understand dislike / hatred of Argonians. Love my lizard & generally like the npcs that are Argonian. Excellent race with interesting history.

    Now if this was about bloody Bosmer, you would have my full & complete agreement. Oh Elder Scrolls, that you could make Wood Elves so unpleasant. So sad.
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Do not understand dislike / hatred of Argonians. Love my lizard & generally like the npcs that are Argonian. Excellent race with interesting history.

    Now if this was about bloody Bosmer, you would have my full & complete agreement. Oh Elder Scrolls, that you could make Wood Elves so unpleasant. So sad.

    Bosmers and all Elven race are awesome... far more superior then your parasitic reptilian race.
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Mer too.
  • Bigevilpeter
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    Argonians are the closest race to Dragons and Dinosaurs in the game how the heck can you hate that??

    The only reason I don't play argonians are their racial passives
  • WalksonGraves
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Mer too.

    The obvious choice for maximum racism. Dunmer act like they ate better than everyone but Altmer are pretty enough to believe it. But really they are all elves and belong in the kitchen making cookies.
  • Hallothiel
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    @raidentenshu_ESO

    Whilst I may have an Altmer that is totally awesome in all her amazonian glory, she is the exception. Bosmer (& even some Dunmer) are not worthy of the name of mer/elves.

    Argonians are without doubt superior. And they have the Shadowscales. And the Hist.

    Bosmer have the Green Pact. One of the most ridiculous bits of lore I have ever read.
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

    I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

    Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

    I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

    H-hey! I'll have you know I serve the Queen directly by fighting in Cyrodiil. 1.0 Y-you loathe-sum cur!

    How many Argonians have you sent to the gods in Cyrodiil ? I hope a lot. You're doing your race a great favor by reducing the parasites population.

    Good job solider. Keep it up.

    -Your fellow AD

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  • Takes-No-Prisoner
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    How many Argonians have you sent to the gods in Cyrodiil ? I hope a lot. You're doing your race a great favor by reducing the parasites population.

    Good job solider. Keep it up.

    -Your fellow AD

    I actively seek them out and destroy them, as is time honored tradition. 1.0
  • Aquanova
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    I loathe the Nords more than the Argonians. They offer less to the Pact than the Argonians. Argonians make better NBS, dks, templars and for that matter Sorcs. Nords are literally the worst race in the Pact now.
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  • Abeille
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    I really can't hate any race. I find them all interesting in their own accord, although some more than others.

    Except for Maormer. They might be pretty, but ugh, I hate them so much. I bet they smell, too. Probably like rotten fish and scurvy. Damn Fish Elves.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Rhyagell
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    I don't like them either, but I think my dislike stems mostly from poor design and some of their lore.
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Mer too.

    I bet he is a card carrying member of the Veiled Heritance:

    "Them mongrels and cats belong in the forest. Make Auridon great again!"
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  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    Asardes wrote: »
    Asardes wrote: »
    Is your main a Dunmer with an archaic Southern accent, living on an old plantation? :D

    No. My main is an Altmer. A proud Mer too.

    I bet he is a card carrying member of the Veiled Heritance:

    "Them mongrels and cats belong in the forest. Make Auridon great again!"

    Everyone has to pick a side and Queen Ayrenn promotes tyranny.

    And speaking of cats... I've been to kind to them... they bring in harsh drugs into the city. It's time that we ban them too.
    Edited by raidentenshu_ESO on October 31, 2016 10:27PM
  • Hallothiel
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    First the Argonians. Now the Khajiit.

    Can see where you are going with this. <shakes head slowly & sadly>

    Will take the Betmer over the other races every time. <3
    Edited by Hallothiel on October 31, 2016 10:38PM
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    Argonian^
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    #LizardLivesMatter.

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  • Sigtric
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    I don't really think Argonians are that ugly, as far as reptile like people go.

    Altmer win the ugly contest, hands down.

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