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I desperately hate the Argonians. I loathe them that much.

  • Lava_Croft
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    You softskinned weaklings can express all the bigotry that you want, but The Hist knows why you cry yourself to sleep after you've beaten up your equally weak softskinned spouse.
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    Abeille wrote: »
    Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple? <3

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    Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

    My attempt to make a pretty female Argonian:
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    I think shes okay :)
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    One thing I don't understand is why Argonians have breasts, especially such pronounced ones. They are reptiles that lay eggs and their hatchlings should eat pretty much adult food, even if probably minced by their parents. Maybe Argonians are not in fact fully reptilian, but a kind of monothreme reptile/mammal hybrid, like the echidna and platypus in Australia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme
    Edited by Asardes on November 2, 2016 4:02PM
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    Asardes wrote: »
    One thing I don't understand is why Argonians have breasts, especially such pronounced ones. They are reptiles that lay eggs and their hatchlings should eat pretty much adult food, even if probably minced by their parents. Maybe Argonians are not in fact fully reptilian, but a kind of monothreme reptile/mammal hybrid, like the echidna and platypus in Australia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme

    From what I understand, it's about the closeness to the Hist. Argonians away from the Hist will go through live birth, making breasts more useful.
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    DocFrost72 wrote: »
    Asardes wrote: »
    One thing I don't understand is why Argonians have breasts, especially such pronounced ones. They are reptiles that lay eggs and their hatchlings should eat pretty much adult food, even if probably minced by their parents. Maybe Argonians are not in fact fully reptilian, but a kind of monothreme reptile/mammal hybrid, like the echidna and platypus in Australia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme

    From what I understand, it's about the closeness to the Hist. Argonians away from the Hist will go through live birth, making breasts more useful.

    Not every viviparous animal uses breasts, however. Several reptiles and insects go through live birth, and they don't have breasts to nurse offspring on.
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    Yes but then if this was like 'real life' female Khajiit would have more than two breasts - actually both sexes would have numerous pairs of nips.

    But this is not real life...... :)
    Edited by Hallothiel on November 2, 2016 7:58PM
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    Did this thread really devolve into talk about Saxhleel ***? Please, I still have nightnares about these discussions from the Morrowind days.
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    Argonian^

    The memories man. :'(
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    I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

    The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

    I have same feeling toward Bretons. If I had a septim for every one I beheaded after their whiny tirade about how important they are, how they are related to this or that royal majesty of pure hurr durr blood...

    The DC are a bunch of fools letting Breton order them around, Redguards and Orsimer should just force them all into the sea, so Bretons could compete with Maomer in who is the most pompous prick that ever polluted the oceans of Nirn.
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    You hate argonians? Well, you must be a Dark elf. I hate the Dark elves, so what does that make me? A Nord?

    The ebonheart pact makes no sense, then again neither does the Daggerfall, or the Aldmeri when I think about it.
    The imperials take back the throne anyway...
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    threefarms wrote: »
    You hate argonians? Well, you must be a Dark elf. I hate the Dark elves, so what does that make me? A Nord?

    The ebonheart pact makes no sense, then again neither does the Daggerfall, or the Aldmeri when I think about it.
    The imperials take back the throne anyway...

    I'm a proud Altmer who happens to like the Dunmers :)

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  • LungDrac
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    The feeling must be mutual.

    "Beast" races have always been my favourite, so Argonians and Khajiit hold a special place in my heart. They're a lot more interesting to look at than jaundiced high-horse elves.
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    I used to highly dislike Khajiit in Skyrim (in a part because of the cat-obsessed people and rabid furry fans), but I found them to be much more likeable in ESO.
    My main character is very fond of them, he even wears most of their armor and is considering to buy a house in Elsewyr.
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