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I want a divorce.

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  • Danksta
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    Nax wrote: »
    Delete the gym, facebook up, hit your lawyer.

    Hitting your lawyer sounds like a terrible idea.
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  • Savos_Saren
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    Knightpanther wrote: »
    From previous experience don't you want to wait for housing to be implemented so you can take that off him?

    Ooooooh snap!
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  • Ommy71
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  • Minalan
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    That poor dude is going to cry when you get his sharpened maelstrom destruction staff in the settlement.

    So do you get a percentage of all his dropped loot now as alimony?
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  • mr_wazzabi
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    Knightpanther wrote: »
    From previous experience don't you want to wait for housing to be implemented so you can take that off him?

    You'd just get half :D
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    Angelina? Welcome to Tamriel!

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  • FloppyTouch
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    I don't know why I came into this thread or commented in it or read it...

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  • xellink
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    That probably explains why children are not in the game. Who is going to get custody?
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  • Abeille
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    Danksta wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    Delete the gym, facebook up, hit your lawyer.

    Hitting your lawyer sounds like a terrible idea.

    Unless you know/are a better lawyer than them!

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    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
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  • SirAndy
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    I got the opposite problem, i have 3 pledges and nobody to use them with ...
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    Edited by SirAndy on September 28, 2016 6:20PM
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  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Destroy the ring! Throw it into the fires of Mt. Doom in Mordor and you will be free of the evil!

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  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    You can just get remarried to another toon if you get a new pledge of Mara. My first main character was like the black widow of eso. I have 4 or 5 rings of mara for people I knew in RL that quit playing the game. Haha.
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  • Pallio
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    Divorce with a -5% xp penalty for him and a 5% bonus to her. Until she gets remarried then she has +15%, he on the other hand get remarried only to have a 5% bonus.... Make it more like rl, so we can cry in game like we do in rl. /cry
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  • newtinmpls
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    ness1 wrote: »
    Osteos wrote: »
    Buy a new pledge and marry someone else.

    I'm still marrying him, but with a different toon on the same acct I used for the previous marriage. I thought there was a way to do it in that case... but oh well. Yeah, i'll get a new one. Thank you.

    I've married my beloved in the game on three different characters. Still play them all.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
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  • failkiwib16_ESO
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    My husband decided to end his life with the DELETE-button.
    ...I'm rich now, robbed his corpse blind.
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  • Vyle_Byte
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    If you make another character with the exact same name, the ring will still work. :) Not the perfect fix but a semi work around.
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  • AmberLaTerra
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    ommyboy wrote: »
    We need a new class: the lawyer.

    No not a class a profession, it could be a full skill line with the other crafting skill lines and involve everything from negotiating lower bounties for people to working out divorces in game.
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  • ness1
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    AmberLaTerra wrote: »
    ommyboy wrote: »
    We need a new class: the lawyer.

    No not a class a profession, it could be a full skill line with the other crafting skill lines and involve everything from negotiating lower bounties for people to working out divorces in game.

    Sounds good.. but even simpler, as we said at the beginning of the thread, would be being able to buy a divorce certificate at the crown store. I'm sure they'd sell quite well. Then you have no more links to that toon.

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  • Gargath
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    xellink wrote: »
    That probably explains why children are not in the game.

    I think children are in game just ZOS doesn't want to show them - found a bassinet in Wrothgar, but had to play burglar and break in 2 doors.

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    I imagine species copulating with others, some catastrophic results occur and that is not for our eyes :).
    Here will be zoophilic date soon with human and argonian female :D
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