Maintenance Blues

Maintenance for the week of March 24:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – March 24, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 10:00AM EDT (14:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – March 26, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• Playstation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – March 26, 6:00AM EDT (10:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
Dallasali
Dallasali
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I got the blues, I got the blues, I got the ESO maintenance blues...
  • jeedrzej
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  • Dallasali
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    Do you have any answers?
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  • Dallasali
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    Mesmerised by that dude's hair. :o
  • Garldeen
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    It got so bad here that I've started doing some work to pass the time!!
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Slow Rhythm

    ooooooo i gotta blues
    deep in my soul

    ooouuuiii i got the bluuuues
    oooh in my sou-oul

    Do i just drown it
    oooooo or do i make it hurt
    no i dont knouuuww

    Been here a long time
    it just cant get any woorse

    Since the servers let me down
    i said since the servers let me doooown
    im just keep feeling blue

    Faster rhythm

    Skeletons and wights,
    Through the shadow night
    Disstant clouds and looost souls
    uuu i gotta get the mooost of
    This blues thats slowing me doooown
    reading forum, and just frown

    Sry Gina sry Wheela
    it just cant get any worse

    (high pitched scream with vocal fry to show the sorrow at the end)

    lol
  • Dallasali
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    wonkydog wrote: »
    It got so bad here that I've started doing some work to pass the time!!

    Nooooo!! I refuse to do any work until tomorrow. :s
  • Dallasali
    Dallasali
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    Slow Rhythm

    ooooooo i gotta blues
    deep in my soul

    ooouuuiii i got the bluuuues
    oooh in my sou-oul

    Do i just drown it
    oooooo or do i make it hurt
    no i dont knouuuww

    Been here a long time
    it just cant get any woorse

    Since the servers let me down
    i said since the servers let me doooown
    im just keep feeling blue

    Faster rhythm

    Skeletons and wights,
    Through the shadow night
    Disstant clouds and looost souls
    uuu i gotta get the mooost of
    This blues thats slowing me doooown
    reading forum, and just frown

    Sry Gina sry Wheela
    it just cant get any worse

    (high pitched scream with vocal fry to show the sorrow at the end)

    lol

    OH THE FEELS. Raising my whiskey to you, sir! :D
  • ShadowDisciple
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    Dallasali wrote: »

    OH THE FEELS. Raising my whiskey to you, sir! :D

    Haha Thanks

  • Garldeen
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    Dallasali wrote: »

    Nooooo!! I refuse to do any work until tomorrow. :s

    Well it was either that or start work on a research paper on the use of colour in retail. I guess I could have gone outside but I'm in danger of having to engage in real life conversation with people then
  • kliebor
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    My only maint blues is there is never an ETA and they occur so darn often for hours and hours, I mean every week, multiple times per week for 4-10 hours at a bump... especially after new content, just crazy

    ETAs would be nice ZOS people... you know updates, so we all know, to just give up until 2018 or however long it will take you to bring the servers back up this time.

    Thanks :)

  • Hcgj
    Hcgj
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    kliebor wrote: »
    My only maint blues is there is never an ETA and they occur so darn often for hours and hours, I mean every week, multiple times per week for 4-10 hours at a bump... especially after new content, just crazy

    ETAs would be nice ZOS people... you know updates, so we all know, to just give up until 2018 or however long it will take you to bring the servers back up this time.

    Thanks :)

    Game that needs maintenance every week 1-2 times and you hope for updates or some common sense. :D you are funny
  • dsuzuke
    dsuzuke
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    Hcgj wrote: »

    Game that needs maintenance every week 1-2 times and you hope for updates or some common sense. :D you are funny

    This game man...A lot of MMO games haven't maintenance every week. This is a great game but too much maintenance, i don't like it.
  • Dallasali
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    wonkydog wrote: »

    Well it was either that or start work on a research paper on the use of colour in retail. I guess I could have gone outside but I'm in danger of having to engage in real life conversation with people then

    Don't worry, I've just started researching for you. Who knew you could tell a story with colour or calm and comfort customers with colours?! Best piece of advice so far "In retail, you want the merchandise to pop and not the surroundings". TOTES. :D
  • Dallasali
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    dsuzuke wrote: »

    This game man...A lot of MMO games haven't maintenance every week. This is a great game but too much maintenance, i don't like it.

    In all seriousness I've gotta admit that the maintenance thing is really becoming a drag. Only been playing a month or so now but finding a lot of the time I can't play due to the maintenance. It's making me sad! It's such a great game but the downtime is a little frustrating. :'(
  • kliebor
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    The funny thing is every Monday and apparently it takes many hours to boot up...

    I mean I understand it is a mega server whatever that is... but you would think a system developed by repeated boot cycles would enable some speed up of the task.
  • dsuzuke
    dsuzuke
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    Dallasali wrote: »

    In all seriousness I've gotta admit that the maintenance thing is really becoming a drag. Only been playing a month or so now but finding a lot of the time I can't play due to the maintenance. It's making me sad! It's such a great game but the downtime is a little frustrating. :'(

    Me too Dallasali.
    Maybe I'm wrong but I think the maintenance schedule affects more European players than American players. In my country are 12:21 am.
  • Wolfenbelle
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    dsuzuke wrote: »

    Me too Dallasali.
    Maybe I'm wrong but I think the maintenance schedule affects more European players than American players. In my country are 12:21 am.

    Trust me...it affects American players too, and a lot. How many times did the game go down just this past week? Three? Four? All without any kind of compensation or acknowledgement of the serious inconvenience. They ought to at least give all players something of value in return for the multiple outages this last week...maybe something like 1k gold for everyone.
  • Garldeen
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    Dallasali wrote: »

    Don't worry, I've just started researching for you. Who knew you could tell a story with colour or calm and comfort customers with colours?! Best piece of advice so far "In retail, you want the merchandise to pop and not the surroundings". TOTES. :D

    Thanks, if you could stretch that out for 6,000 words that would be great. :)
  • Dallasali
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    dsuzuke wrote: »

    Me too Dallasali.
    Maybe I'm wrong but I think the maintenance schedule affects more European players than American players. In my country are 12:21 am.

    I'm Australian and the timing is the worst. Prime playing hours, 6pm to whenever it finishes. Guess I need to start organising my social life based on the maintenance schedule! :D
  • Lord_Draevan
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    15 minutes into Patch Notes and chill and she gives you this look

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  • Dallasali
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    wonkydog wrote: »

    Thanks, if you could stretch that out for 6,000 words that would be great. :)

    I guess COLOUR IS AWESOME x 2000 isn't going to cut it? :D
  • dsuzuke
    dsuzuke
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    Trust me...it affects American players too, and a lot. How many times did the game go down just this past week? Three? Four? All without any kind of compensation or acknowledgement of the serious inconvenience. They ought to at least give all players something of value in return for the multiple outages this last week...maybe something like 1k gold for everyone.

    1KK better :D:D
  • Wow
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    Dallasali wrote: »
    I got the blues, I got the blues, I got the EOS maintenance blues...

    EOS? Echo of Soul? :D
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  • Dallasali
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    15 minutes into Patch Notes and chill and she gives you this look

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  • Garldeen
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    Dallasali wrote: »

    I guess COLOUR IS AWESOME x 2000 isn't going to cut it? :D

    Its more than I have at the moment :)
  • Dallasali
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    Wow wrote: »

    EOS? Echo of Soul? :D

    LOL Well that was a silly typo on my behalf!!! :D
  • Sahugani
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    jeedrzej wrote: »
    I have no questions

    Then we'll tell you no lies. :sunglasses:
  • dsuzuke
    dsuzuke
    Soul Shriven
    Dallasali wrote: »

    I'm Australian and the timing is the worst. Prime playing hours, 6pm to whenever it finishes. Guess I need to start organising my social life based on the maintenance schedule! :D

    :D:D:D
    North American PC/Mac Megaserver Maintenance - 8/6 [COMPLETE]

    EU server are down now.

  • Dallasali
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    dsuzuke wrote: »

    :D:D:D
    North American PC/Mac Megaserver Maintenance - 8/6 [COMPLETE]

    EU server are down now.

    I wish!!! :(

    • [IN PROGRESS] North American and European PC/Mac megaservers for patch maintenance – August 08, 4:00AM EDT (9:00 BST)
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