HAS ANYONE NOTICED THIS?! I THINK IT'S AWESOME!!!!!!

Rune_Relic

vamp_emily wrote: »

Wing wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW-q_nTPcQU

O-oh, I have been wrong all along. I didn't know when someone asked me to have cybersex , they meant they wanted to go dancing

All those dances I turned down, I should be ashamed of myself.

Dont forget the gas mask

FLuFFyxMuFFiN

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

rhapsodious wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

If they do go further with the gore, I hope they put it behind a restriction wall, that safeguards any it should not be viewed by ... somehow. Or at the very least, give it an M rating for parents to be informed.

Uh?

wait.. did you see that? look closer!!



closer...



i feel like this game is missing a key feature it says it has in it's game...

That doesn't mean sex. That just means stuff like sexual jokes and references.

Wreuntzylla

vamp_emily wrote: »

WHEN PEOPLE HAVE CYBERSEX DO THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPS? JUST CURIOUS.

I THINK CAPS ARE OP.

LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW

Roechacca wrote: »

Yes it's very nice but the sound effects with the blade of woe are a little off. Knives don't make a sound when you really stick someone. I don't understand why they added the stabbing a bag of rice sound effect.

...

I beg to differ.

vamp_emily

I think they should create a new mmo game:

Elder Scrolls Online After Dark. I think I would buy the BDSM DLC.

ok..ok.. i'm joking.

Have a good weekend everyone!

ChrispyRambo

Every city you go into now is polluted with dead bodies hahaha!

nimander99

I LIKE IT TOO! WHY AM I YELLING? LOUD NOISES

WhiteCoatSyndrome

Epona222 wrote: »

My husband sometimes does this sort of thing - he can't touch-type and therefore looks at his keyboard rather than his screen when he is typing. Sometimes I look over at him and say "er.. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been typing in caps for the last 3 minutes".

@Epona222 : Shift+F3 when that happens. Better than having to re-type everything.

Volkodav

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE ESO TOOK A MUCH GORIER TURN SINCE DARK BROTHERHOOD. I LIKE THE GRUESOME SOUND OF A CITIZEN BEING ASSASSINATED AT RANDOM AND BEING LIKE "buying, trading, se SLHRUA RAUAHWWWAAWWUWUAAAAAHH!!!!"

ANYONE ELSE ENJOYING THIS? I HOPE MORE DLC COME IN THIS DIRECTION! NOT DEAD SPACE LEVEL GORE, BUT A NICE LITTLE AMOUNT, Y'KNOW? HOPEFULLY SINCE THEY'RE ADDING A LOT MORE GORE AND MORE MATURE TYPE CONTENT, WE CAN HOPEFULLY SEE SOME SEXUAL STUFF IN THE FUTURE TOO.. EH?? I MEAN ZOS YOU KNOW THAT ELDER SCROLLS PLAYERS LIKE SOME F$%%ED UP S&^T, JUST LOOK AT HALF THE SKYRIM MODS AND THEIR POPULARITY. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK ABOUT ALL THIS?

I know you're excited,hehe,..but PLEASE,..calm your keyboard down a bit.

MuddledMuppet

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

I think it's the responsibility of people who buy and play the game to not let 'young minds' be poisoned by it, rather than a board of censors deciding on our behalf what adults are allowed or not allowed to see just in case a kid gets hold of it.

Wrong. Everybody has a responsibility to bear for the things they put out for others to consume. Otherwise, that's like you saying it's okay to put something non-edible on the floor in the presence of a baby, just because they have parents that should be looking out for they're safety. That's irresponsible and a a-holes mentality. You believe what you will. It's all opinion at the end.

Call me Mr Silly here, but when my kids were babies, I viewed it as MY responsibility to makee sure that every single thing in their environment was safe. Not something I would leave to a hope that there weren't any a-holes around.

That aside, your analogy is terrible and if taken to its logical conclusion there would be no entertainment anywhere that wasn't kid friendly.

nimander99

vamp_emily wrote: »

I think they should create a new mmo game:

Elder Scrolls Online After Dark. I think I would buy the BDSM DLC.

ok..ok.. i'm joking.

Have a good weekend everyone!

This is one of those things people say is a joke, but actually isn't a joke... Am I right? I'm right, right?

vamp_emily

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

My husband sometimes does this sort of thing - he can't touch-type and therefore looks at his keyboard rather than his screen when he is typing. Sometimes I look over at him and say "er.. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been typing in caps for the last 3 minutes".

@Epona222 : Shift+F3 when that happens. Better than having to re-type everything.

DOES SHIFT+F3 TURN YOUR HAIR BLOND? BECAUSE I JUST TRIED IT AND NOTHING IT DOES WOULD HELP FROM RE-TYPING EVERYTHING.

nimander99

MuddledMuppet wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

I think it's the responsibility of people who buy and play the game to not let 'young minds' be poisoned by it, rather than a board of censors deciding on our behalf what adults are allowed or not allowed to see just in case a kid gets hold of it.

Wrong. Everybody has a responsibility to bear for the things they put out for others to consume. Otherwise, that's like you saying it's okay to put something non-edible on the floor in the presence of a baby, just because they have parents that should be looking out for they're safety. That's irresponsible and a a-holes mentality. You believe what you will. It's all opinion at the end.

Call me Mr Silly here, but when my kids were babies, I viewed it as MY responsibility to makee sure that every single thing in their environment was safe. Not something I would leave to a hope that there weren't any a-holes around.

That aside, your analogy is terrible and if taken to its logical conclusion there would be no entertainment anywhere that wasn't kid friendly.

Yeah, personally I will always fall on the side of less censorship, more freedom, and an adults responsibility to handle their business... Not up to some government, panel of concerned mother's or other such non-sense to enforce their will on others.

QUEZ420

Cruise control for cool guys.

Runs

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

It seems to me like ESO took a much gorier turn since Dark Brotherhood. I like the gruesome sound of a citizen being assassinated at random and being like "buying, trading, se SLHRUARAUAHWWWAAWWUWUAAAAAHH!!!!"

Anyone else enjoying this? I hope more DLC come in this direction! Not dead space level gore, but a nice little amount, y'know? Hopefully since they're adding a lot more gore and more mature type content, we can hopefully see some sexual stuff in the future too.. eh?? I mean ZOS you know that elder scrolls players like some fu$%%ed up s&^t, just look at half the Skyrim mods and their popularity. What do you guys think about all this?

Translated for the non cap speaking population.

-edit- Sorry if this has already been done, did not notice this thread was 3 pages long when I started typing.

Slammer99uk

I think the OP probably pulled the wings off of flies, legs off of spiders and graduated on to strangling stray cats when he was younger, all of which led to what we see here.

Get some help lad

CokeVoAYCE

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

rhapsodious wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

If they do go further with the gore, I hope they put it behind a restriction wall, that safeguards any it should not be viewed by ... somehow. Or at the very least, give it an M rating for parents to be informed.

Uh?

wait.. did you see that? look closer!!



closer...



i feel like this game is missing a key feature it says it has in it's game...

That doesn't mean sex. That just means stuff like sexual jokes and references.

well.. that's what i'm talking about. some hint of sexuality in the game. the closest things we have to that is that one line of "that's what she said" in the game. which isn't much.

SolarCat02

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

rhapsodious wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

If they do go further with the gore, I hope they put it behind a restriction wall, that safeguards any it should not be viewed by ... somehow. Or at the very least, give it an M rating for parents to be informed.

Uh?

wait.. did you see that? look closer!!



closer...



i feel like this game is missing a key feature it says it has in it's game...

That doesn't mean sex. That just means stuff like sexual jokes and references.

well.. that's what i'm talking about. some hint of sexuality in the game. the closest things we have to that is that one line of "that's what she said" in the game. which isn't much.

There is that one woman who keeps complaining. "I haven't seen any action in months!"

CokeVoAYCE

SolarCat02 wrote: »

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

FLuFFyxMuFFiN wrote: »

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

rhapsodious wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

If they do go further with the gore, I hope they put it behind a restriction wall, that safeguards any it should not be viewed by ... somehow. Or at the very least, give it an M rating for parents to be informed.

Uh?

wait.. did you see that? look closer!!



closer...



i feel like this game is missing a key feature it says it has in it's game...

That doesn't mean sex. That just means stuff like sexual jokes and references.

well.. that's what i'm talking about. some hint of sexuality in the game. the closest things we have to that is that one line of "that's what she said" in the game. which isn't much.

There is that one woman who keeps complaining. "I haven't seen any action in months!"

some of these sayings are so vague they don't even count in my book.

mistermutiny89

I particularly love when I'm assassinating an npc and the game crashes.

So fun!

Aaru

I love the game play added by DB.

Had a friend watching me play yesterday...

[Friend]: "You do realize you could just steal everything without getting caught in this house... you don't NEED to kill them."
[Me]: *blinks* *stabs everything in sight* "What's your point?"

Does anyone else feel like DB has turned them into the reincarnation of Cicero?

BlackguardBob

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

Epona222 wrote: »

My husband sometimes does this sort of thing - he can't touch-type and therefore looks at his keyboard rather than his screen when he is typing. Sometimes I look over at him and say "er.. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been typing in caps for the last 3 minutes".

i actually once had a keyboard that didn't give a light signal for when caps was on/off. it was the cheapest piece of crap ever. back then i wasn't joking when half the stuff i said was in caps.

Rainteal wrote: »

I think this post is awesome. We need more like this.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME AN AWESOME THEN? NO WAIT GIVE INSIGHTFULS, I LIKE THEM MORE.

Back in the day when I was learning to type, the keyboard and your hands were covered over so you couldn't see them, and if you got it wrong you would get a ruler across your knuckles - I can still touch-type to this day, but it is tinged with fear...

wow. those peoPLE MUsT REALLy take tyPING SERiouSLY!! THEY WOULD PROBAbly of cut my finGERS OFF, LOL

This looks like a ransom note. lol

Elloa

Epona222 wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

I think it's the responsibility of people who buy and play the game to not let 'young minds' be poisoned by it, rather than a board of censors deciding on our behalf what adults are allowed or not allowed to see just in case a kid gets hold of it.

Totally agree with this. Beside, ESO, even as gore as it can be, is a lot less poisonous to kids than a lot of the crap that we can see on kids TV and teach them how to become idiot, brainless peons in our consumerism society.

GreenhaloX

Averya_Teira wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

The game has a Mature rating. Children are not supposed to play it.....

Ha ha.. like that will stop them. Well, you mentioned "not supposed." It's funny when you hear a voice from someone and wonder what is he.. 14? or I have to go.. my mom is calling me. Lol! I think I heard it on here, but definitely many times on Assassin's Creed: Unity.

CokeVoAYCE

GreenhaloX wrote: »

Averya_Teira wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

The game has a Mature rating. Children are not supposed to play it.....

Ha ha.. like that will stop them. Well, you mentioned "not supposed." It's funny when you hear a voice from someone and wonder what is he.. 14? or I have to go.. my mom is calling me. Lol! I think I heard it on here, but definitely many times on Assassin's Creed: Unity.

there's more kids on consoles than PC

Dubhliam

Yeah, I don't proofread my posts before I post them also.
That is the reason most of my posts have been edited.

Honestly, the only thing that ticks me more than caps walls are sentences that always end like this...because those people have so much on their mind...probably caused by weed...or something.
Actually no those people at least have some punctuation unlike some others they write complete sentences but forget to put a dot at the end like this yeah those walls of text without punctuation tick me off the most I dont even bother reading them

Wait, what was the topic again?

MuddledMuppet

CokeVoAYCE wrote: »

GreenhaloX wrote: »

Averya_Teira wrote: »

Ethromelb14_ESO wrote: »

As an adult, I enjoy a bit of gore and realism in my games, but I still want them to keep a mind towards the children that enjoy the game, too. We have enough things in this world poisoning your young minds already. We don't need one more pushing the envelope.

The game has a Mature rating. Children are not supposed to play it.....

Ha ha.. like that will stop them. Well, you mentioned "not supposed." It's funny when you hear a voice from someone and wonder what is he.. 14? or I have to go.. my mom is calling me. Lol! I think I heard it on here, but definitely many times on Assassin's Creed: Unity.

there's more kids on consoles than PC

Newsflash, to anyone outside of gaming you're still a nerd, a loser, live in moms basement and a virgin.

My how useful stereotypes are.

yiasemi

So when it says use of alcohol, like do i have to? Cos I die a lot more. People who type about sexual content in caps made me do it.

CokeVoAYCE

Slammer99uk wrote: »

I think the OP probably pulled the wings off of flies, legs off of spiders and graduated on to strangling stray cats when he was younger, all of which led to what we see here.

Get some help lad

can i eat your children?

makreth

Kept looking and found it for you, was under the bed, the dog was chewing on it. Here you go OP!

Lenikus

vamp_emily wrote: »

WHEN PEOPLE HAVE CYBERSEX DO THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPS? JUST CURIOUS.
I THINK CAPS ARE OP.

Only when they're having angry, break up cybersex;

# Post:
Really, i find it amusing that my casual strolls around a city now have the "Oh look, a dead body" moment more often.
Cities look real now.