PRETTY CHILL GUILD. WE PLAY DUNGEONS DAILY, AND JUST HAVE FUN HELPING EACH OTHER. JOIN US!

shocky1025

ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS! THE GUILD HAS A STRONG CORE OF ACTIVE PLAYERS THAT JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND GET MORE COMMUNITY FROM A GAME! GT IS SHOCKY1025, MAIL ME IF INTERESTED IN JOINING! WE HAVE A MODEL, A ROLLER DERBY CHAMP,AND AN AUSSIE MATE! WE ACCEPT ALL ALLIANCES, ALL SKILL LEVELS!

JLo6622

Mailing you to join the guild because you made me actually laugh out loud. You, my friend, are the master of recruiting.

shocky1025

THANK YOU! WE ARE ALWAYS HAPPY TO TAKE MEMBERS THAT WILL LOL! NEW PLAYERS, VETS, WE ACCEPT THEM ALL! PLEASE JUST MAIL SHOCKY1025

THAT BEING SAID, KHAJIIT WAS SHOPPING AT COSTCO TODAY....HE NEEDS TO BUY BANDAGES IN BULK.....PLUS HE LOVES THEIR HOTDOGS!

KHAJIIT TRIED TO HELP A LADY WITH HER BAGS....LET'S JUST SAY MACE HURTS, BUT BLADE OF WOE HURTS MORE! KHAJIIT JUST WANTED A FRIEND!!...

OH WELL...BACK TO THE RECRUITING FORUM!!

shocky1025

OUR GUILD IS GETTING STRONGER! LOT'S OF ACTIVE PLAYERS DAILY & DUNGEONS 3+ TIMES DAILY!! WE'RE NOOB FRIENDLY AND VET FRIENDLY!COME ONE, COME ALL!

THIS MAKES KHAJIIT HAPPY! KHAJIIT TODAY DANCED ACROSS WROTHGAR! THEN HE FELL OFF A CLIFF! NOW KHAJIIT CAN'T REMEMBER ALPHAGKJDDEVXN.....

(WRITTEN BY KHAJIITS FRIEND, VER BATEM...TILL HE GURGLED AND FELL OVER)....I'M RUSHING HIM TO ORSINIUM HOSPITAL, BUT HE'S HEAVY! COME HELP ME CARRY HIM! GT SHOCKY1025! SEE YOU IN ORSINIUM!

shocky1025

WE JUST STARTED A NEW COMPETITION THAT IS AN AMAZING, FUN WAY TO EARN EXTRA GOLD! LAST WINNER MADE 10K IN 1:15! JOIN OUR GUILD AND FIND OUT ABOUT IT! WE ARE STILL RECRUITING FOR A VERY ACTIVE, VERY PLAYER FRIENDLY GUILD! WE RUN DAILY DUNGEONS AND ARE WORKING ON A TRADER! IF INTERESTED, MAIL SHOCKY1025!!

Ninja_Echo

GT: FolksyLemon026

Rohamad_Ali

Uh ... About that minotaur you milked . PM me . That's not what you think it is ...

shocky1025

INVITE SENT, NINJA ECHO! WELCOME 2 THE GUILD!


KHAJIIT......THOUGHT IT WAS MINOTAUR! TURNS OUT, ROEHAMAD WAS RIGHT! THE HORRORS OF THE TRUTH...KHAJIIT IS SHAKEN TO THE CORE!

shocky1025

RECRUITING IS GOING GOOD! KHAJIIT IS MAKING LOTS OF FRIENDS! COME JOIN OUR GUILD! WANT A TRADER?! SO DO WE! WE'RE GETTING THERE! WE'RE NOOB FRIENDLY! WE'RE ACTIVE ALL THE TIME! WE CARE WHEN OTHERS DON'T!

3 PEOPLE JOINED US THIS WEEK! NOW, THEY'RE LIVES HAVE IMPROVED! 1 JOINED & GOT A NEW CAR!* 1 OTHER WITH US LOST LIKE 30 LBS IN 5 DAYS!*
THE LAST ONE.....HE JOINED US & NOW WINS FOREVER AT EVERYTHING!*

THOSE 3 COULD BE YOU! MAIL GT SHOCKY1025

*RESULTS AREN'T REAL! BUT WHAT IS?! I DON'T KNOW!!

INAPPROPRIATE WORD THAT RHYMES WITH LUGS!!

shocky1025

STILL ACTIVELY RECRUITING! JOIN US! OR DON'T! I COULDN'T CARE LESS EITHER WAY!

WE HAVE FUN...WE'RE ACTIVE....WE DO RANDOM TOURNAMENTS WITH BETS ON MEMBERS DYING! WE'RE LAID BACK...WE HAVE FUN WITH NO NOISE! WE TELL STORIES AND SOMETIMES SKIP HOLDING HANDS!

IF WINNING IS FUN TO YOU....IF YOU'RE HAPPY RAMSEY DIED....THEN JOIN OUR RAG TAG GROUP OF MISFITS AND KHAJIITS! JUST MAIL SHOCKY1025 OR LEAVE YOUR GT HERE....OR DON'T, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE..I KNOW THE RIGHT PPL WILL JOIN!

JON SNOW!!

Feeney234

Invite me feeney234

shocky1025

WE HAVE DEVELOPED TONS OF NEW MEMBERS, AND ARE CONSTANTLY HAVING CONTESTS! ONE COMOETITION TOMORROW PAYS OUT 35K TO THE WINNER! WOW!!

SO JOIN US! QUICKLY DEVELOP YOUR CHARACTER IN A FRIENDLY, CONSTANTLY CHATTING GUILD! YOU'LL HAVE MORE FUN THAN YOU'VE EVER HAD!

IN OTHER NEWS, IF YOU'VE KEPT UP, PEACHES IS DONE WITH CULINARY SCHOOL! SHE FINISHED 3RD IN HER CLASS! SHE'S A SOUS CHEF IN NEW YORK NOW! COME CELEBRATE WITH US, WE HAVE TONS OF FOOD!

GT SHOCKY1025

shocky1025

STILL RECRUITING! GROWING GUILD! URG HELP NOOBS! URG HELP VETS! URG RUN DUNGEON AND PAINT PICTURE ON CAVE WALL!

BE URGS FRIEND! JOIN GUILD WITH URG AND SMASH E.P.!

GT SHOCKY1025!

ryandarby

BEST RECRUITER EVER!! send me an invite please
DegradingJoker

ShedsHisTail

shocky1025

RYANDARBY, URG SENT! OR URG FAMILY SEND....URG NOT SURE! URG FIND MINOTAUR.....TRY TO MAKE PET....NOW URG WALK FUNNY....

shocky1025

URG GOT NEW RECRUITS! STILL NEED MORE! URG MAKE ARMY, SMASH EP!

URG MET NICE LADY....SHE COOK CAMEL HUMP FROM ALIK'R! URG TASTED IT....[URG NOT LIKE!! SMASH ALL!! URG NEED NEW LADY FRIEND.....

shocky1025

URG LOST BET. NOW URG WEARS PINK FOR 1 WEEK! URG IS HANDSOME! URG IS OGRE!

STILL RECRUITING! NEW PPL AND DUNGEONS DAILY! LOTS OF FUN! VERY CHAT ACTIVE AND NOOB FRIENDLY! COME TEASE URG...HE LOVES IT! JOIN US...THE RIGHT PPL WILL...THEY ALWAYS DO!

Syrena_Fury

BEST GUILD EVER!!! I LOVE THIS GUILD SO HARD!! #SINKORSWIM

Rohamad_Ali

Every time this thread pops up I get excited and want a Xbox so bad .

shocky1025

TODAY, URG MET A FROG!! HE WAS CUTE AND LITTLE! URG PETTED AND FROG SQUISHED! FREE URG MEAL! ALSO, URG SAD....SO URG CRUSH!

SO, URG NEED NEW FRIENDS! URG STILL RECRUITING. JOIN URG IN FIELD OF BATTLE! GT SHOCKY1025!

wayfarerx

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

Every time this thread pops up I get excited and want a Xbox so bad .

I agree. I think we should set up a GoFundMe to get @shocky1025 a PC.

shocky1025

JOIN SITHIS LORDS! WE WILL TURN YOUR NOOB INTO A VET! WE WORK TOGETHER! OUR GM TALKS LOUD, AND USES LOTS OF HAND GESTURES!

OR DON'T JOIN US! WE DON'T CARE! DID CERSEY CARE? NOPE! NOW SHE HAS A THRONE! DO YOU WANT A THRONE? BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET ONE WITH THAT

'I DON'T KNOW, SHOULD I MAIL GT SHOCKY1025? HE SEEMS LOUD AND AGGRESSIVE....'

HE IS! HE DOESN'T CARE! THE RIGHT PPL JOIN! ARE YOU THE RIGHT PPL? ARE YOU THE WRONG PPL? ARE YOU A DANCING CREATURE FROM ANOTHER PLANET, SENT HERE TO JUST OBSERVE, BUT THEN FELL IN LOVE WITH A 22 YR OLD WAITRESS FROM BUFFALO WILD WINGS!? GOOD! YOU'RE RIGHT UP OUR ALLEY! LOT'S OF SLOTS STILL AVAILABLE!

LINCOLN LOGS!!

shocky1025

TODAY I DRANK SOME BEER TO PREPARE FOR THE FOURTH! FREEDOM! CHEESEBURGERS!

I THOUGHT ABOUT GRILLING WHILE DRUNK, THEN REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE MEAT!
OR A GRILL!
OR BEER!
WHAT HAVE I BEEN DRINKING?! THAT'S RIGHT! NOTHING! BECAUSE I SPENT MY MONEY ON MY KHAJIIT SORCERER! I WIN! COME WIN WITH ME!
WE DO DUNGEONS DAILY!
COMPETITIONS WEEKLY!
CHAT DAILY!
WINNING HOURLY!
COMMENT WITH GT FOR INVITE!

ROMAN CANDLES!

The1whokill5

I'm done first forum I've actually enjoyed reading

shocky1025

The1whokill5 wrote: »

I'm done first forum I've actually enjoyed reading

DI'D YOU READ THE WHOLE THING?! IT'S AN EPIC TALE OF HAPPINESS AND TRAGEDY! AND COOKING AND RECRUITING! LOVE AND LOSS!

FrozenRhombus33

You had me at medium rare steak: please send an invite my way, my GT is Frozenrhombus33.

Rohamad_Ali

"Best story teller of Our generation" - New York Times

"Why aren't we funding this man?" - Peter Griffon

"This guild thread got me through hard times" - Martha Stewart

shocky1025

LAST NIGHT, URG, PEACHES, AND I WATCHED SLINGBLADE! (THANKS, NIGHTS!) URG FELT THE MOVIE WAS OVER-DRAMATIZED AND THAT DWIGHT YOKAM SHOULD STICK TO SINGING....I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW URG OWNED GLASSES!

PEACHES, HOWEVER, WENT INTO SOMETHING I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS A 'CULINARY INDUCED PANICKY RAGE! AS SOON AS BILLY BOB PUT MUSTARD ON HIS FRIES, PEACHES FLIPPED MY TABLE AND STARTED YELLING SOMETHING ABOUT 'DENNYS!' & 'USED TOYOTA CAMRYS!'...THEN RAN OFF!!! URG AND I SEARCHED TILL 3AM!
PEACHES WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM CUDDLED THIS MORNING HOLDING A CAR BUMPER AND WAS COVERED IN WHAT TASTES LIKE HONEY MUSTARD AND APPLE JACKS.....


I NEED NEW FRIENDS! STILL RECRUITING! DAILY DUNGEONS AND JUST FUN PEOPLE! WORKING ON A TRADER, BUT COME GROW WITH US! GT SHOCKY1025!

ChaosArcher84

GT : KRY Phoenix CDR

Interested in seeing what yall have to offer and what I can offer yall!