PRETTY CHILL GUILD. WE PLAY DUNGEONS DAILY, AND JUST HAVE FUN HELPING EACH OTHER. JOIN US!

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FUN GUILD! 60 MEMBERS AND GROWING! FOCUS ON NEW PLAYER DEVELOPMENT AND PVE! THERE IS A PLAN TO EVENTUALLY GET PVP AS WELL! NO TRADER! WORKING ON THAT, TOO! COME GROW WITH US! OR DON'T! SOMEONE WILL! WE'RE JUST A GROUP LOOKING TO ROCK OUT ON SOME MONSTERS AND STUFF! AND YES, I DID YELL ALL OF THIS!

Mojmir

Caps lock makes it awesome

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THANKS! ALL THIS YELLING IS MAKING MY VOICE HOARSE! HORSES ROCK! SO DO YOU AND SO DOES THIS GUILD!

SirAndy

Your CAPS LOCK key is still stuck!

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I LOCKED IT ON, THEN RAGE RIPPED THE BUTTON OFF MY KEYBOARD WITH MY LVL. 36 DESTRO ARMS! NOW I YELL EVERYTHING! WANNA JOIN? WANNA WIN?? GT SHOCKY1025! SEE YOU IN CRAGLORN!

Rohamad_Ali

I don't know what's going on but there's a lot of energy here . I like that . Luck in recruiting .

shocky1025

JOIN US, ROEHAMAD! WIN FOREVER AND TEACH WINNING! EAT WINNING WITH A NICE CABERNET AND SOME GUAR CHEESE! NICE CAT PIC! GT SHOCKY1025!

shocky1025

GT SHOCKY1025, AND BE A PART OF THE FUTURE! REMEMBER WHAT YODA SAID! 'DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY!' SO DO THIS! IT'S FOR LYDIA!

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THIS IS A GUILD FOR ALL ALLIANCES! ALL PLAYERS, NEW AND VETERAN! WE HAVE DUNGEON RUNS DAILY! WE DEVELOP THE NOOB OUT OF YOUR CHARACTER! WE HELP POWER LEVEL YOU! WE DRINK MOUNTAIN DEW AND EAT STEAKS MEDIUM RARE! WE WIN! GT SHOCKY1025! MSG ME WHEN YOU WANT TO WIN, TOO!

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GUILD IS GROWING! KHAJIIT IS INNOCENT! OTHER THINGS THAT PERTAIN TO THIS GREAT GAME! COME BE GREAT BECAUSE 'WHY NOT!?'

OTHER LOUD, ENERGIZING WORDS! GT SHOCKY1025!

Mojmir

i dub thee "mr. excitement"

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THANKS, MOJMIR! YOU'VE MADE MY DAY, AND I REQUIRE SUSTINENCE! I WAS GOING TO EAT STRAWBERRIES AND ALMONDS, BUT YOU'RE WORDS OF WISDOM HAVE STEERED ME ON A BETTER PATH! QUICK, MAIL SHOCKY1025 4 GUILD MEMBERSHIP WHILE I CONSUME THIS ELK I CAUGHT WITH MY V12 GLOVES OF STAMINA!

Mojmir

im considering buying an xbox because of this thread

shocky1025

DON'T DO IT! IT'S A TRICK! JUST KIDDING! MY BUDDY BOUGHT ONE, AND NOW HE HAS A BEARD AND A PET LION! HE NAMED IT PEACHES, AND NOW TOGETHER THEY SMITE HIS ENEMIES! JUST YESTERDAY, PEACHES WAS MAKING GARLIC FRIES! DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS TO DO WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE DIGITS?! THEY WERE DELICIOUS!

Rohamad_Ali

WTB XBox

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I CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT WTB STANDS FOR WIN, WIN, WIN! ALSO, FAILED ENGLISH BECAUSE OF DRUGS! BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOU, DRUGS OR NO DRUGS! NOW JOIN AND LET'S RIDE PEACHES TOWARDS THE FUTURE AT 88 MILES AN HOUR AND GET SOME SWEET HOVERBOARDS!!!


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THIS MORNING, KHAJIIT STOLE NETCH EGGS FOR 1ST MEAL! KHAJIIT WAS CAUGHT BY BULL NETCH AND USED LIQUID LIGHTNING TO DISPATCH IT. NOW KHAJIIT EATS LIKE A KING OF CYRODIIL!

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DON'T LOOK ELSEWHERE! WE HAVE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR! NEW PLAYERS WELCOME! WE RIDE TIGERS AND CAMELS AND THINGS! OUR GUILD MEMBERS SAVE CATS FROM TREES! WE WOULD HAVE HIT BROCK TURNER WITH A V5 FIRE LONGSWORD! SOMEONE IN JAIL WILL FOR US WITH THEIR LONGSWORD! WE HAVE CONNECTIONS! LET'S CONNECT TO YOU! SHOCKY1025 GT! JOIN THE GUILD OF WINNINGEST WINNERS!

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GUILD IS GROWING! GROW WITH US! WE WIN WITH WINNERS! TODAY OUR WEREWOLF ATE SOME SANDCRABS RAW! HE SWALLOWED LIKE 10 OF THEM WHOLE, LAUGHED, THEN THREW THEM THE F$!# UP! TURNS OUT, HAS A SHELLFISH ALLERGY! OOPS! NOW WE NEED YOU TILL HE RECOVERS AT THE COLD HARBOR VET! GT SHOCKY1025!

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STILL RECRUITING! DAILY DUNGEONS WITH VETS AND NOOBS! WATCH NOOBS BECOME VETS! WATCH VETS FISH! FISHING IS FUN! I WATCHED A CAT FISH FOR CATFISH! IT'S FISHING INCEPTION!

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JUMPED MY HORSE OFF A CLIFF IN BANGKORAI! TRIED TO RECREATE THE REVENANT! I DIED, AND MY HORSE LIVED! LEO LIED TO ME!

JOIN OUR GUILD!! WE'RE P.E.T.A. FRIENDLY!

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KHAJIIT TOOK A PICTURE TODAY OF HIS GUILD MATES! KHAJIIT WILL REMEMBER....LIKE A MAMMOTH OF THE FIELDS OF WROTHGAR! KHAJIIT SAW A MAMMOTH ONCE! I HISSED AT IT, THEN JUMPED TOWARDS IT. THEN KHAJIIT WOKE UP ON HIS FLOOR AND REALIZED IT WAS A DREAM, BECAUSE KHAJIIT HAS NO FRIENDS! SO PLEASE COME BE ONE! GT SHOCKY1025!

Rohamad_Ali

This guild is the most exciting read in like .... ever

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SANTA! REINDEER! ROBOTS, SWORDS, DINOSAURS, AND EXPLOSIONS! I FEEL LIKE I JUST WATCHED A PREVIEW TO EXPENDABLES 5!

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DAY 1.......KHAJIIT IS LOVING BLADE OF WOE! LOL, STAB! LOL, CUT! WOAH, WHAT'S THAT?! KHAJIIT SEES A MINOTAUR! SNEAKING......HE DOESN'T SEE.....STABBY!!!.....?NOT DEAD!??!! COMING FOR KHAJIIT!! PLEASE HELP!!!! GT SHOCKY1025!!

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KHAJIIT DIED! CLEARLY STILL RECRUITING! DAILY CONTESTS AND DUNGEON RUNS! LOTS OF ACTIVE MEMBERS! WORKING ON A TRADER, AND BUILDING PVP! FOCUS OF GUILD IS NEW PLAYER DEVELOPMENT AND PVE! COME JOIN! WHY NOT?!

yodased

I'm a little concerned for peaches. Been a few days no updates 0.o

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PEACHES HAS BEEN ATTENDING CULINARY SCHOOL WITH BOBBY FLAY! HE GOT MAD BECAUSE I TOLD HIM HIS SHRIMP LINGUINE IS SUB-PAR! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, A MUDCRAB APPETIZER WITH A SEAFOOD MAIN DISH!? THIS ISN'T OLIVE GARDEN!GET YOUR *** TOGETHER, PEACHES! WHY AM I SPENDING ALL THIS GOLD?!

yodased

I thought I saw that commercial for the new episode of beat Bobby flay, but I was like naaaah that's all that English class failing drugs taking hold.

Thanks for the update

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NICE TURTLE LIZARD CREATURE MONSTER PIC!

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THIS GUILD IS GROWING! WE'RE WORKING ON THE FUNDS FOR A TRADER! WE'RE VERY VERY ACTIVE AND HELP ALL NEW MEMBERS WITH POWER LEVELING! WE DO DAILY DUNGEONS AND ENCOURAGE TEAMWORK! MAIL GT SHOCKY1025!