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funniest thing someone said to you on eso ?

  • Mojmir
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    someone told me to have faith in ZoS in chat, LOL
  • Farorin
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    I have been told that templars are a viable and good class before. That was pretty funny.
  • Grendel_at_ESO
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    I killed some guy a few times while levelling in a dungeon in Cyrodil then he messages me saying to enjoy my overpowered nightblade while I can since they're going to get nerfed soon. I was on my Templar, which should have been obvious since all I did was spam jabs. He also said my name was gay.....that hurt.
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    I killed some guy a few times while levelling in a dungeon in Cyrodil then he messages me saying to enjoy my overpowered nightblade while I can since they're going to get nerfed soon. I was on my Templar, which should have been obvious since all I did was spam jabs. He also said my name was gay.....that hurt.

    Well, I had some one say I looked gay 2 years ago...

    OUdnY3q.png

    Does this look gay to you? I'm straight btw...

    I reported the guy.
  • Nahz
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    "Are you a can of Campbell's soup? Because you're just so salty"

    While our group was riding around in cyrodiil, I was trying to convince the group leader to let us quickly do a nearby dolmen. He hadn't completes that dolmen yet apparently, so he didn't know where it was. I used cntrl+LMB to ping the location on our maps. He agrees to take the slight detour, and other group members started asking how to use the ping function. They were excited about this new tool at their disposal, and doing a dolmen, so I said...

    "If you like it, you gotta put a ping on it"

    Edit:
    Frick... I misread the title as "funniest things you've said"...
    Edited by Nahz on February 20, 2016 1:03PM
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  • kylewwefan
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    Get Güd.

    Like what does that even mean? I'm just trying to get televar stones so I can buy good stuff for my guy and do better in the arena. Leave me alone you silly Cherri's and skunks.
  • Danikat
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    "OMG how did all you guys get those invisible letters in your name?"
    "How do you make invisible letters?"
    "How do I do the invisible letters in my name?"

    And so on and so on. Apparently it never occurred to this guy to try putting a space in his name, then he loaded into the world for the first time and went a bit nuts.

    (Once someone finally told him he deleted the character and re-made them with a new name.)
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  • Tryxus
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    "PvP is not laggy at all today"
    "We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU
  • Islyn
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    After I killed this guy in BWB, he messaged me saying, "why don't you put your fairy bow away f***** and fight me like a real man"

    What? Fill up on pizza and beer and see who can fart the loudest???
  • Islyn
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    Jaqklyn wrote: »
    I walked in on an ERP session...I quickly walked back out. O.o

    LOL I had someone 'run his hands through my long, dark hair'

    Me: *Punches you in the throat and runs the F away!*
  • MarcoPolo
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    That I was a noob because I was being vamped at level 12 and he said the vampire quest is impossible below level 32, and
    the ww is impossible below level 21
  • Alucardo
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    Islyn wrote: »
    Jaqklyn wrote: »
    I walked in on an ERP session...I quickly walked back out. O.o

    LOL I had someone 'run his hands through my long, dark hair'

    Me: *Punches you in the throat and runs the F away!*

    I walked in on an ERP session with some flirtatious vampires at the shrine on my EP (female character). One guy walks over to me

    Guy: puts his hands around your waist and pulls you near
    Me: giggles, leans over and gently tells you I'm a man

    He got angry and told me to gtfo :(
    Edited by Alucardo on February 20, 2016 2:30PM
  • Lightninvash
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    was in a PUG and a LVL 15 DPS NB started running through the dungeon trying to solo the groups ahead of the current group we were fighting screaming "LLLLEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJEEENNNKKKIINNNSSS"
  • Voxicity
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    2e22mip.png

    Apparently in this day and age, we do not play games to have fun
  • threefarms
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    Buyer: "Hey man, I'll buy that ring"
    Me: "Ok, I'll cod it"
    Me: "sent"
    Buyer: "I ain't paying for it"
  • mr1sho
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    threefarms wrote: »
    Buyer: "Hey man, I'll buy that ring"
    Me: "Ok, I'll cod it"
    Me: "sent"
    Buyer: "I ain't paying for it"
    Lmao
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  • mr1sho
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    ofkJ8QO.png

    Lol
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  • Zheg
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    "wall of elements melts people!" -wrobel

    "if you come into my (Templar) house, it's gonna be bad for you" -wrobel

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  • Yaewinn
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    Funniest thing in a while? mhmm

    Few days ago someone told me that Zos is going to fix the lag in pvp with the next dlc, ya...really !!

  • Artjuh90
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    was in a PUG and a LVL 15 DPS NB started running through the dungeon trying to solo the groups ahead of the current group we were fighting screaming "LLLLEEEERRROOOOYYY JJJEEENNNKKKIINNNSSS"

    that's not even funny anymore. it's not even old anymore, its ancient
  • smacx250
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    "Are you a girl?"
  • CherryCake
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    I am leleleleleleleleleleling
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • KingDasDing
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    "stam sorcs > mag sorcs"

    :(
    Edited by KingDasDing on February 24, 2016 10:57PM
  • Inarre
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    My guild leader once told me a story of how he was in the sewers waiting for trove scamps for about 2 hours one morning and killing mobs in the same corner when all of a sudden a player dodgerolled out from behind a wall tapestry into the open and yelled:

    "I AM BATMAN!"
  • Artjuh90
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    the idea's of wrobel
  • Samsayia
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    Someone glitched the spoiled food emote and ran around Mournhold projectile vomiting everywhere and on everyone. I cried laughing at that. I still chuckle to myself when I think about it.

    Didn't happen to me, but my friend found someone crouched in a corner out in the field in Glenumbra and said friend randomly ran over and crouched next to him. For like a minute. The guy whispered him and said "F*** off, I'm m*******ing."
  • Glaiceana
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    I was messing around in Davon's Watch, a few people had gathered and were having fun with dancing and music etc. At one point, three of us mounted up on guars, and arranged ourselves behind the three musicians in front, and we each had a different kind of guar. We managed to sync up the guars' roars after a while, and one of the mounted players said "Haha, we are the guoir!" or something along that spelling :D A Choir of Guars!
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  • mr1sho
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    smacx250 wrote: »
    "Are you a girl?"
    But you never answered the question :p
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  • Ffastyl
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    "I'm gonna need some ketchup for these harshbrowns you serving!"
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  • Elara_Northwind
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    When I first made my templar, and she was lvl15 or so, some guy whispered to me "cute girl you make" :lol: I didn't reply, but I remember thinking it was a bit strange, as the chances were pretty high that I might have been a guy too lol :blush:
    Edited by Elara_Northwind on February 25, 2016 3:51AM
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