funniest thing someone said to you on eso ?

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What's the funniest thing someone said to you on Eso?

I was in wrothgar farming for provisioning ingredients you know killing animals etc when some random wood elf I guest who was rping came up to me yelling stop ruining the forest lol
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  • Oliumzen
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    lol nice.

    For me it was just last night in PvP. We were grouping up on one of the Farms and a guy in one of the other groups runs up to us and starts throwing a fit saying we were farming and his group had taken scrolls in stuff (only to be farmed mind you). I jumped into area chat and said "well what else do you do at a farm?"
  • Abeille
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    After I answer a question to someone in zone chat, in Wrothgar, they said:
    Person 1: Thank you! I'm going to harvest your heart! <3
    Person 2: Not if I harvest it first!
    Me: ...I hope you are not speaking literally D:

    I found it funny back then. It was weird and unexpected.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Spoiler
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • NateAssassin
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    "you are bad at this game"
    AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp
  • Alucardo
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    "I killed like 4 people at once" - Stam Sorc, 2k16
  • Jhunn
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    Gave up.
  • Dread_Guy
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    After I killed this guy in BWB, he messaged me saying, "why don't you put your fairy bow away f***** and fight me like a real man"
    "My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)
  • Kammakazi
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    That me, and a few other people payed someone, whether in gold or USD to get the, "The Flawless Conqueror" title.

    Funny because people actually believe the rumors even though I had evidence that I did it on my own, and just recently did Flawless again 7 minutes ago (1:01:55) (party chat with 3 others).
  • izJordy
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    meh.. some guy in my dungeon group "templar" the guy that is supposed to heal us was going full dps, didn't have any healing abilities didn't help us at all.. so i told him, "learn to templar", and he replied with, NO! you learn to templar! so yeah that was pretty funny since he is the templar and i'm a nightblade..
  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    After someone killed me using the multiple-ultimates-at-once bug I whispered him if he can't fight without it.

    His response: "Oh, there is a bug? Didn't notice that. And if I would know how to reproduce it, I would cast more than 2 ultimates at the same time"

    I met him again the next day and he started every fight with 2 simultaneous ultimates :(
  • Bossdonut
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    Console version. Standing around the daggerfall way shrine doing dishes in the reals. Had my mic unplugged so the area chat goes through the TV. Character was stage 4 vampire, and APPARENTLY is unconventionally attractive (even though to quote Bruno Mars I think she's perfect just the way she is)

    I suddenly hear blare through the entire house "Bossdonut you are the ugliest fing btch I've ever seen with that fake ass weave."

    I thought it was funny.
  • Wollust
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    Killed someone in BWB with my newest character, then he whispered me that I am a cheater and that he is gonna hack my computer now. He said I'll see in a few minutes what happens if you screw with him. I waited, he put me on ignore. :neutral:
    Susano'o

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  • Alucardo
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    Wollust wrote: »
    I waited, he put me on ignore. :neutral:
    @Wollust oh sheeeet, you got rekt bruh
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  • Alucardo
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    After someone killed me using the multiple-ultimates-at-once bug I whispered him if he can't fight without it.

    His response: "Oh, there is a bug? Didn't notice that. And if I would know how to reproduce it, I would cast more than 2 ultimates at the same time"

    I met him again the next day and he started every fight with 2 simultaneous ultimates :(

    @lolo_01b16_ESO The storm atronachs? In all honesty I cast 2 and locked a Nightblade in a corner without even releasing. I thought he was exploiting and using a sorc ultimate, but they were actually both mine. That was before I even knew that bug existed xD
  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    @lolo_01b16_ESO The storm atronachs? In all honesty I cast 2 and locked a Nightblade in a corner without even releasing. I thought he was exploiting and using a sorc ultimate, but they were actually both mine. That was before I even knew that bug existed xD
    Yes, the attros. But it works aswell with other ultimates (like nova) and istn't fixed on pts.
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Templars are healers
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  • Alucardo
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    Yes, the attros. But it works aswell with other ultimates (like nova) and istn't fixed on pts.

    lol no kidding? I gotta try this with standard
  • Alucardo
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    lol no kidding? I gotta try this with standard

    I mean, no I won't try this with standard

    wink
  • ListerJMC
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    My guildmates and I were farming and levelling skills in the sewers, and this guy attacked us so we killed him. Later he messaged me that we needed to "git gud" because we were only using 2 skills between the 5 of us apparently.

    I found it hilarious because all he did the whole fight was spam wrecking blow :D.
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  • LadyNalcarya
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    When I gave a lvl 17 newbie free werewolf bite, and after I instructed him about the quest and stuff, he tried to faceroll these lvl 38 mobs, died and then started accusing me in lying to him and being a scammer. The guy was so angry I even had to block him.
    Funny part is that he was begging for this bite in /z.
    Edited by LadyNalcarya on February 20, 2016 2:56AM
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  • Acsvf
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    Some guy asked me if I wanted to buy his engine guardian helm.
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  • LadyNalcarya
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    Acsvf wrote: »
    Some guy asked me if I wanted to buy his engine guardian helm.

    I see newbies trying to sell bound items from time to time. Achievement trophies, shoulders, stuff like this.
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  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    lol no kidding? I gotta try this with standard
    It seems to happen only with ground target ultimates, not with pbaoe or single target ultimates.
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    It seems to happen only with ground target ultimates, not with pbaoe or single target ultimates.

    Imagine being able to do it with leap :lol:
    Susano'o

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  • lolo_01b16_ESO
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    Wollust wrote: »

    Imagine being able to do it with leap :lol:
    I think dropping 2 novas on the flag will have a similar effect, especially if coupeled with proxy and vicious death.

    But lets hope they fix it. Or wait, maybe it's intended and double nova is the "house" in which a templar can stand relatively save :)
    Edited by lolo_01b16_ESO on February 20, 2016 3:25AM
  • KhajiitiLizard
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    I can't post it here, I'd probably get banned... LOL
  • Jaqklyn
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    I walked in on an ERP session...I quickly walked back out. O.o
  • EdmundTowers
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    So I was part of this group attacking a keep in Cyro. We broke through the outer walls, poured in and drove the defenders into the inner keep. We managed to catch and kill some defending players fleeing for the porch. So the rest of my group ignore the porch and head to the side door to siege it. I'm about to go to help siege too, but I notice this one guy popping in and out of the porch doors. He kept staring at me and at one of his ally's corpse lying on the floor next to me.

    So I'm waiting for him to make a move, but he just keeps staring at me, his buddies corpse, then me, and back to the corpse. It became apparent he really wanted to rez his buddy but was too scared to come fight me, what with my entire group sieging nearby. I didn't kill his buddy and I don't normally do this, but I thought it would be interesting to see what he would do If I t-bag his dead buddy in front of him. So I go over, and you know, dip dip potato chip, and all of a sudden I get a tell from the dead buddy:
    "WHAT ARE YOU TWELVE!!??" I wouldn't have thought much of it if he hadn't responded. But when he did I LOL'd. So we exchanged a few tells and it ended with me letting him know that he responding to the t-bag is what made it funny and he ends with something like: "Yeah right sicko, go and get your t-bagging issues resolved".
    Edited by EdmundTowers on February 20, 2016 4:27AM
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    Khaz Khan once told me he had an "army" of followers and that he was going to crash what little economy AD has going in rawl kha, like he was fkn Bane or some sh!t. Haven't seen him since.
    2013

    rip decibel
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    My friend telling me to stop using magic and fight like a real man my response "stop spamming WB or at least get good at using it"
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