Nerf Thread

Refuse2GrowUp

I will never be one to call for a nerf, but I feel left out because these forums are inundated with nerf threads. So, to fit in with the cool kids, here is my first and only nerf thread...

Please nerf the number of posts required here in the forums to get five stars! It requires too much grind; too much posting and wayyy too much exposure to those entitled gamers that want the world spoon fed to them and the all too often whiny children throwing tantrums. I am not sure the number of posts required for five stars, but it is too many. I think 10 would be a more sufficient number. By reducing the required number of posts, we will all feel less inclined to start yet another poll thread or post on threads written by the aforementioned just to inject our wit and/or ridicule. Lowering the required number of posts would allow me to earn my fifth forum star and thus both complete a lifelong goal and feel a righteous sense of belonging. Thank you for your kind consideration.

Note: This is satire. It's obviously not a serious thread and certainly isn't meant to offend anyone. Happy gaming all~

Oldmanlawlor

Nerf the whales.

ShalidorsHeir

nerf argonians

Molag_Crow

nerf sweet rolls

Tryxus

nerf popcorn

Xendyn

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

Voxicity

Nerf buffs

Refuse2GrowUp

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

Refuse2GrowUp

CrowsDescend wrote: »

nerf sweet rolls

@CrowsDescend Welcome back. Heard you were put in time out. Glad your back. Forums just aren't the same without Apollo Creed

Artjuh90

L2P

KhajitFurTrader

Vox wrote: »

Nerf buffs

On the contrary, buff nerfs, I say!

Ffastyl

Nifty2g

Getting five stars is easy, just show constructive comments the popular opinion agrees with, like this comment

Xendyn

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

Refuse2GrowUp

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

Yup, sounds like something a leet, five-star poster would say

Ahhhhhh good times

Xendyn

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

Yup, sounds like something a leet, five-star poster would say

Ahhhhhh good times

What's personally funny to me, is that it's much harder to sound like that than I thought it would be.
Just not in my nature, I guess

Nifty2g

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

sounds like an l2p issue to me

I_killed_Vivec

Buff buffs and nerf nerfs - let's have some positivity...

mattymaats

Wait, wrong thread...

Vildebill

Nifty2g wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

sounds like an l2p issue to me

And by l2p you mean learn to post?

Ffastyl

Vildebill wrote: »

Nifty2g wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

sounds like an l2p issue to me

And by l2p you mean learn to post?

Of course, what else would it mean? l2p
nerf n00bz

Flameheart

No nerf to post count !

Referring to the "awesome" "Stop Catering to Instant Gratification Gamers"-thread, I demand a hard and grindy five-star-post-count.

You can't expect to get all the sweet stars handed for nothing. You have to sweat because of danger of detection, while you cheat your employer for working hours by abusing his corporate computer system.

Artjuh90

Ffastyl wrote: »

Vildebill wrote: »

Nifty2g wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

Refuse2GrowUp wrote: »

Xendyn wrote: »

No
I had to make hundreds of posts to get my stars and so should you.
You have to Work to get those, they must be Earned. Why should they be given away to everyone that comes along?

You want stars L2F, Git Gud.

I refuse to use macros to quick post like all of you. Besides, I am a casual forum poster and wont min/max my posting efforts. None-the-less, us casual posters have a place in the forums as well and the insane grind for five stars makes us feel as tho we are less a part of the forum community than you five-star leets. Life is soooo unfair.

You casual posters are ruining the forum for those of us that are hardcore and spent the time and effort to max out our stars.
ZOS needs to stop catering to the lazy posters that don't want to work for it and just copy posts from popular posters.

I've never used a macro to post and you should stop accusing people of things you can't prove.
If you can't work for your stars then gtfo.

sounds like an l2p issue to me

And by l2p you mean learn to post?

Of course, what else would it mean? l2p
nerf n00bz

well you are still lvl 4 aswell so L2P

Enodoc

<< Someone nerfed my stars

xellink

its working as intended.

KhajitFurTrader

Enodoc wrote: »

<< Someone nerfed my stars

Naw, they were put into the lighthouse, to shine better.

RAGUNAnoOne

I suffered through SO much crap to earn my five stars you should have to suffer just as much L2P you filthy casual!

Refuse2GrowUp

RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »

I suffered through SO much crap to earn my five stars you should have to suffer just as much L2P you filthy casual!

Suffer? SUFFER?! What is this...Misery Loves Company??!!

Well, here's to suffering

RatedChaotic

Just feed the trolls whether what you say is right or wrong then watch the stars come.

cazlonb16_ESO

ShalidorsHeir wrote: »

nerf argonians

Nerf Argonian Templars ! Oh wait, that already happens in TG...

clayandaudrey_ESO

Nerf balls.