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Vorcil

Three adventuring Domini, a small fellowship, on a quest throughout southern Valenwood; perchance the Altmeri among the three (the other two a Khajit and a Bosmer) served once with a moth priest who transcribed an ancient Elderscroll which depicted an ancient waterfall somewhere deep within Valenwood, that as the scroll predicts, bestows upon those who take a leap of faith, wealth without measure.

The three travelled for years in search of this ancient and enchanted waterfall; until the Khajiit with his sharp ears located the waterfall hidden within a jungle.

The Altmeri, upon discovering the waterfall, carefully examined the waterfall and re-read his notes from the moth priest to the others:

"And there is such a location upon Nirn, bestowed by the light of Mundus himself, that whosoever calls out his dream and takes the leap of faith off the cliff, will find himself not landing in water, but in whatever he wishes, but only once will this work."

The Altmer, so fascinated and sure of himself took the first leap, and right before leaping yelled "Precious Gems""; and as he fell, he landed gently in a pool of gems.

The Bosmer was next to take the leap of faith, and right before leaping yelled "Gold!"; and as he fell, he landed gently in a pool of shiny golden nuggets.

Now the Khajiit, perplexed at what he could wish for, stood at the edge of the waterfall, trying to think of what he could possibly wish for; and at his perponderance, the cliffedge gave way, the Khajiit yelled "***!" and he landed in a pile of ***.

Vorcil

There were three soldiers in the Daggerfall Kingsguard, one was an Imperial, one a Breton and one an Orc;

After completing their sentries one day, they all return home to their wives and are greeted with a nice cup of Summerset Isle blackleaf tea. The Imperial says to his wife "Pass the honey, Honey", so his wife passes him the honey and he puts it in his tea. The Breton says to his wife, pass the sugar, Sugar", and his wife passes him the sugar to put in his tea. The Orc sits down and slams his fist on the table then shouts to his wife" PASS THE TEA, BAG".

Mojmir

three Templars walk into a bar...next patch walking is getting nerfed.

Hand_Bacon

Good thing they are making all dungeons handicap accessible.

Mojmir

Hand_Bacon wrote: »

Good thing they are making all dungeons handicap accessible.

Prabooo

Why is the Prince of Schemes so easy to beat?

'Cause he doesn't have the Bals

JD2013

There's a sober Nord, an intelligent Orc and an Imperial standing in a deserted house somewhere in the Colovian Highlands.

Also in the house is a pile of treasure in the middle of the floor, that they've all been searching tirelessly for.

Who gets it?

The Inperial as the other two don't exist.