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(tension relief) FUNNY NAMES FOR YOUR PETS/MOUNTS/HIRELINGS
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Stranglehands✭✭✭✭my guar is called fast eddie, after the dodgy telvanni underling from morrowind.kcoR gnillaF si noitadnuoF esohw ETIYREP oT1 -
Conquers✭✭✭✭IRL my dog is named Bear, does that count?VR 16 Orc Stamina Dragonknight
We need a loot currency system in this game!
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/230549/currency-system-for-dungeons#latest0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I give all of my mounts appropriate names based on what the character who uses the mount would call them (like the Yokudan Charger my Redguard uses that I named Zephyr). I guess that's kind of boring, but I like it.
I haven't actually named all of my pets, but my dwemer sphere is Clanky (full name Clanky McClankerson), my mudcrab is Muddy (full name Muddy Mudskipper), and my scamp is Jerky (full name Jerky Jerkface).
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp2 -
crazyflump✭✭✭I give all of my mounts appropriate names based on what the character who uses the mount would call them (like the Yokudan Charger my Redguard uses that I named Zephyr). I guess that's kind of boring, but I like it.
I haven't actually named all of my pets, but my dwemer sphere is Clanky (full name Clanky McClankerson), my mudcrab is Muddy (full name Muddy Mudskipper), and my scamp is Jerky (full name Jerky Jerkface).
lmao I want to call my next one Jeff Jefferty Jeff Jeff0 -
TastesAllColors✭✭✭Banekin - Skrewtape
Pigliet - Babe
High Hrothgar wraith - Captain America
Imagakin Monkey - Lucy
Dwarven Sphere - Melchizedek
Mudcrab - Himmler
Razak's Opus - Lying ***
Black Panther - Bagheera
Wolfhound - Raksha
Tessellated Guar- S'latch
Nightmare Courser - Puka
Midnight Steed - Nasrullah0 -
Browiseth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I have given my goat the most fitting of names: Highlanderskingrad when zoscharacters:PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe- EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
- EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
- EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
- EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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KewaG✭✭✭My Pig from QuakeCon, is called Peppa.
Peppa Pig.
I named my pig Pork Chop...sometimes I salivate when I look at him...Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
*@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
* PC/NA Megasever
* Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
* ESO is my first MMO
* I like group dungeons
* I Haven't played much PvP
* Main: Golam Ralas0 -
Vrienda✭✭✭✭✭
✭I called my stonefire scamp 'scamp of blades' in honor of the IC character drake of blades. Not funny but it's the only pet I've renamed.Desperate for Roleplaying servers to bring open world non-organised RP to Elder Scrolls Online. Please ZOS.0 -
Waffennacht✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I named my horse Bill, you know, named after the horse in Lord of the Rings.
I usually chuckle... poor ol' Bill...0 -
Shunravi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭guar mount; The One Who Gnoms
Dwemer spider; sparky
Cat; Kaashi (also the name of my templar healer. In my character story shes an Alfiq. Literally a healer in my pocket.)
Senche; Hassara
Nightmare Corser; [redacted for forum rules on profanity due to fire and backsides]
Frost Mare; [same thng but with freezing]
Banekin; Soon-to-be-stepped-on (kinda went argonian in the naming)
This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!0 -
CJohnson81✭✭✭✭crazyflump wrote: »I give all of my mounts appropriate names based on what the character who uses the mount would call them (like the Yokudan Charger my Redguard uses that I named Zephyr). I guess that's kind of boring, but I like it.
I haven't actually named all of my pets, but my dwemer sphere is Clanky (full name Clanky McClankerson), my mudcrab is Muddy (full name Muddy Mudskipper), and my scamp is Jerky (full name Jerky Jerkface).
lmao I want to call my next one Jeff Jefferty Jeff Jeff
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY
Huor Melwasul - Archdemon, The Demons of Light - Warlock, Hufflepuff House - ADXB1 - NAI'm only updating this because we're commenting on a thread about signatures. Give me awesomes!2 -
DenMoria✭✭✭✭✭
✭I called my horse "Roach". Although that's not really fair since she comes when I call her.
Anybody else get the reference?0 -
Kartalin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭- PC/NA
- Karllotta, AD Magplar, AR 50
- Hatched-In-Glacier, DC Magden, AR 44
- Miraliys, EP Warden, AR 35
- Kartalin, AD Stamblade, AR 35
- Miralys, AD Magsorc, AR 35
- Milthalas, EP Magblade, AR 35
- Kallenna, AD Magcro, AR 34
- Lyranais, EP Magsorc, AR 33
- Lemon Party - Meanest Girls - @ Kartalin - Youtube
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crazyflump✭✭✭CJohnson81 wrote: »crazyflump wrote: »I give all of my mounts appropriate names based on what the character who uses the mount would call them (like the Yokudan Charger my Redguard uses that I named Zephyr). I guess that's kind of boring, but I like it.
I haven't actually named all of my pets, but my dwemer sphere is Clanky (full name Clanky McClankerson), my mudcrab is Muddy (full name Muddy Mudskipper), and my scamp is Jerky (full name Jerky Jerkface).
lmao I want to call my next one Jeff Jefferty Jeff Jeff
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY
Have you ever watched Eddie Izzard
http://youtu.be/0NtYb-u4uMk 0 -
Kartalin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I called my horse "Roach". Although that's not really fair since she comes when I call her.
Anybody else get the reference?
Hmm...- PC/NA
- Karllotta, AD Magplar, AR 50
- Hatched-In-Glacier, DC Magden, AR 44
- Miraliys, EP Warden, AR 35
- Kartalin, AD Stamblade, AR 35
- Miralys, AD Magsorc, AR 35
- Milthalas, EP Magblade, AR 35
- Kallenna, AD Magcro, AR 34
- Lyranais, EP Magsorc, AR 33
- Lemon Party - Meanest Girls - @ Kartalin - Youtube
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crazyflump✭✭✭Shoot sorry just realised I posted the video of instead of link, stupid phone sorry guys0
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Ilsabet✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I named my horse Lydia. She carries my burdens.Ilsabet Menard - DC Breton Nightblade archer - Savior of Pretty Much Everything, Grand Overlord & Empress Nubcakes
Katarin Auclair - DC Breton Warden healer & ice mage
My characters and their overly elaborate backstories
Ilsabet's Headcanon
The Adventures of Torbyrn Windchaser - Breaking the Ice & Ashes to Ashes
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Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Senche tiger named Hobbes.
Monkey named Beta.
Guar named Koopa.
Horse named Groo.What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
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Well damn, I can't believe I didn't think of that... I went all boring with a lore-appropriate name for my senche-tiger.Senche tiger named Hobbes.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp0 -
Muizer✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have a mount called "Rushmore".Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!0 -
whiteshadow711jppreub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭I knew someone, her name was Habasi, a Female Khajiit Nightblade player, who used to play ESO who had a Mudcrab named Mr. Snippers, always loved that name..
Signed, Kotaro Atani.PS5 NAVR16/ CP 160 Khajiit Nightblade of the Aldmeri Dominion, Guildmaster and Assassin of the Queen's Hand guild on NA PC. PvP Officer in the WOLF guild on NA PS5, and of course Master Thief. Currently 3365 CP out of 3600 CP on NA PS5. Currently 810 CP on NA PC (used for PTS testing purposes only). On PS5 I am also a Master Crafter, all traits done and learned, Jewelry crafting done. all Motifs learned on PS5 except for maybe two-three Motifs. Both Companions are Max level as are their Skills.Warrior, Lover, Thief.... Nightblade. Aldmeri Dominion For Life! For the Queen!! Go Dominion or go home ! "I have no hatred for the races of Man, but they are young. Like all children, they are driven by emotion. They lack the wisdom that comes with age. I would sooner place an Altmer infant on the Ruby Throne than surrender Tamriel to their capricious whims. The Altmer, the Bosmer and the Khajiit share the common traits of intelligence, patience and reason. We do not seek riches or plunder. Domination is not our goal, nor is the acclamation of power for its own sake. Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines. Stand with us." ―Your Queen Commands, Ayrenn Arana Aldmeri.(All 18 characters are AD only! This one is a AD Loyalist)Member of ESO Since January 29, 2014, started early Access 3/30/14 on PC, currently subbed on NA PS5 and on NA PC. Note- I only use PC for PTS testing purposes, the PS5 is my dedicated Game Platform.Note- for those that don't know how to say Kotaro Atani it's "Ko tar row Ah ta ni" (Ko with a Oh sound, tar which sounds like the sticky black tar stuff, row like rowing a boat, Ah with a AHHHH sound, Ta with a Tahhh sound, Neeee which sounds like knee)"The blowing sands of time wipe clean the footprints of the past...""Moonsugar may be the key to paradise, but it is through a false door...""A perfect society is always elsewhere..."- Unknown book of Khajiiti proverbs.0 -
SahrotRein✭✭✭✭My Daedrat - Ratnee, rather creative, no?Today we make our stand. Today we take back the Ruby Throne, which is ours by ancient right and the blessings of the Divines.- A Dominion of peace. The fair and just rule of Tamriel0 -
Shimmer✭✭✭✭✭
✭Pig - named Mr. Fuzzlepuff (my RL cats name too only the cats name is Mr. Fuzzlepuff-Klondike-Bumble-Eskimo Pie- Plop Johnson the Third)
Goat - Sergeant Sparkles (only because Sergeant Sparkles the Magnificent wouldnt fit >:(
Monkey - Colonel McPoufypantsEdited by Shimmer on November 4, 2015 11:45PM1 -
Leandor✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭My lizard is called "Schinken" (German for ham). No reason, just popped in my head when I first saw him. Still hoping they would make him climb on my shoulder for idle animation, though.Edited by Leandor on November 5, 2015 12:11AM0
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